Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Red Frida]

Or men who actually use their hands. It's really easy to deglove a finger if you're using power tools and machinery. What's cuck about putting a cock on your balls?

Nigger when was the last time Nick worked his hands since hedonism 2?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Nigger when was the last time Nick worked his hands since hedonism 2?

I bet he could shape a mean sausage!

 

[repentance]

I like how we all keep transforming into world-class experts of whatever Nick is doing at the time.

It's the nature of internet communities. No matter what the activity, at least a few people are going to be very skilled at it and you're going to find some members with even the most obscure interests.

Cooking is something most adults do and many adults do vary well. Any decent sized internet community is also going to have quite a few actual chefs among its membership.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Vote Wisely. Choose Rekieta (Non) Law

 

[Edward Teach]

Well Aaron brought in over $2k....imagine what Balldo's followers would have thrown at the coke head.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's over, looks like Harris is going to win, and we're going to start a war with Iran, Russia and China.

Calling that the sky is blue isn't hard, but I'm feeling charitable so Nick can hold this tiny W, Lord above knows he needs it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well Aaron brought in over $2k....imagine what Balldo's followers would have thrown at the coke head.

I was just thinking the same thing. This is the one night where he could have had a semi-decent take. Even if he were fucked up and it were cringe.

And he couldn't do it. Maybe he had to drive his kids to their underwater hurdy gurdy lessons?

I also wonder what election stream Grifty and the other Balldoguards had to watch.

Ralph?

It sure as fuck wasn't Sean or Kino Casino.

 

[Canard]

7000 pages... I really wonder what Nick does next to get next few thousand.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick wore the same exact shirt he streamed in the night before. He realized it the moment the stream started. Nick is a stinky, smelly outfit repeater.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ana, I think you had a nice Kinoween.

>Gollum
>Kayfabe

 

[Captain Manning]

Ana, I think you had a nice Kinoween.

>Gollum
>Kayfabe

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Could you imagine if one day she tells Cenk about the Balldo?

 

[Hateocracy]

Nick what in God's name would possess you to make this stream. What a masterpiece of a PR disaster.

Stream again tomorrow!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

7000 pages... I really wonder what Nick does next to get next few thousand.

Nick getting DENIED by the appeals court will be worth at least another two hundred pages all on its own.

 

[dustnight]

I love how practically no one in this thread has given a shit about his latest lolcope stream for the past few hours

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick didn't do a big show for the election and republicans won bigly. Makes you thunk a bit. Also, him putting out a list of his perceived allies is such a asshole move on his part. That will just drive trolls to those people and make them have to defend him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick getting DENIED by the appeals court will be worth at least another two hundred pages all on its own.

I dunno. Nick seems to concede that his appeal request is an extreme long shot. I don't know if there's gonna be a meltdown like Monty.

We're gonna be over 8,000 pages by Christmas though. Count on it.

 

[LiquidKid]

Let this be a reminder to everyone: never kill a squirrel right before an election

Be sure to pay respects to the man who saved the election

 

[AltisticRight]

We're gonna be over 8,000 pages by Christmas though. Count on it.

- Ana uses the term felted
- Skelly fulfills his 14 LOCALS streams with more Cooking with Cuck, each stream he tries to create a "traditional dish"

Let this be a reminder to everyone: never kill a squirrel right before an election

Be sure to pay respects to the man who saved the election
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Skelly would have smashed it with a hammer.
>here sir, you don't even have to decapitate it yourself, just take a chunk of its brain and do your tests.
>Excuse me, we will need a sample from yours too, so get on the guillotine

 

[LiquidKid]

- Ana uses the term felted
- Skelly fulfills his 14 LOCALS streams with more Cooking with Cuck, each stream he tries to create a "traditional dish"


Skelly would have smashed it with a hammer.
>here sir, you don't even have to decapitate it yourself, just take a chunk of its brain and do your tests.
>Excuse me, we will need a sample from yours too, so get on the guillotine

I mixed up my posts. I was suppose to put the raccoon here and the squirrel in the Trump thread.
because Rekieta, like the NYC police, killed a raccoon

 

[AltisticRight]

I mixed up my posts. I was suppose to put the raccoon here and the squirrel in the Trump thread.
because Rekieta, like the NYC police, killed a raccoon

Well, New York's health services decapitated the raccoon.
To be fair, they were just following protocol. An extremely outdated and fucked protocol on a similar level of incompleteness to China's animal protection laws, but still a protocol that they had to follow.
Skelly murdered coony with a hammer and a knife for his own sadistic pleasure.