Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
Honestly Epicurious should do one of those $1000 vs $14.88 recipes, but with an average home cook versus skelly. He'll make the average home cook look like a Michelin Starred chef.

Skelly is the type that would buy the most expensive ingredients, dinosaur egg salt, 180 years aged malt vinegar and produce pagpag.
 
Skelly is the type that would buy the most expensive ingredients, dinosaur egg salt, 180 years aged malt vinegar and produce pagpag.
Hand me a potato, an onion, an eye round roast, some thyme, a bay leaf, and I'll make something that makes anything skelly boy makes look like shit.
 
Hand me a potato, an onion, an eye round roast, some thyme, a bay leaf, and I'll make something that makes anything skelly boy makes look like shit.
Nobody doubts that a well adjusted person above the age of 15 could out cook the coke headed faggot. That being said, I challenge you to a cook off muhfuh.
 
怒 is also composed of 奴 (slave) and 心 (heart), which can be construed as he's a submissive slave (to the KKK) at heart.
That's why you should never get these foreign language tattoos. There's so many ways to interpret it and 100% of the time it can be sexual, deviant, or degenerate. It just depends on how good and convincing the person is.

膽 as a noun is some kind of bitter plant in the story of a Chinese emperor taking bites from a bitter plant to remind him of complacency. 臥薪嘗膽,he was slouched on a bed of straws. We can construe this as a bitter taste in Skelly's mouth, as he's slouched on the cuck chair watching Energii King and 12 Actions' show.

Moral of the story: don't get tattoos.
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American Wagyu (shit product do not buy, get a cut that's actually good for what you are making if you are that fucking dumb with money).
American Wagyu is good if you get a good cut from a good farm. Snake River Farms I will name-drop and vouch for, they have a solid product that hasn't been watered down (yet); even their corned beef is great. What Balldo has done to something from a Wagyu line is a fucking travesty even if its one of the at-this-point-in-name-only ones.

Oldfags might remember how back in the late aughts there was a big push for "Black Angus" and American Wagyu is following the same trajectory:
1) Find a beef line with real quality and hertiage run by ranchers who give at least a solid fraction of a fuck so the beef is good quality with good flavor.
2) Promote it and stamp a seal on it.
3) A bunch of profiteering Agricorps to latch on, get control of the certification board so their soy fed and feedlot-raised 38.7% bloodlines qualify for certification and generally render the certification worthless to consumers.

Ten years after Maximum Overdrive, the USA Network for some insane reason decided to make a new film based on the same story. It was called "Trucks" and it starred Timothy Busfield. ....and somehow a sober version of the film which very faithfully adapted the source material turned out to be far worse than a film made by a coked up Stephen King.
I'm not one to advocate for drug use, but Stephen King needs to be put back on coke for the betterment of humanity.
 
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Congratulations to Nick Rekieta, the sometimes nonpracticing, always malding, cuck, on 4000 5000 6000 7000 pages of cope and sneed.

Kiwibros still clearly losing. :lossmanjack:

Apologies I couldn't give you more attention, there are more interesting things happening tonight.

To make up for it, I feel this encapsulates how rent-free the Farms are in your life right now:
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I like how we all keep transforming into world-class experts of whatever Nick is doing at the time.

What the fuck is this shit!? Why in the world does this faggot think anyone cares about his cooking?
I imagine part of the reason for this Balldo's Kitchen arc is to justify what he said about chatting about cooking with the Jamaican fellas, which absolutely nobody believed?

Also, while I can believe Nick knows some stuff about food, his cooking absolutely reeks of day-drinking. No energy to what he's doing, greedy amount of ingredients, overambitious, overfattened, overseasoned, messy, mistimed and just unhealthy. And then yeah, there's the shaking and getting more incompetent as he goes on. It's a pity he isn't allowed alcohol, I'd love to see this guy try and flambé something on camera.
 
Or men who actually use their hands. It's really easy to deglove a finger if you're using power tools and machinery. What's cuck about putting a cock on your balls?

Do you think he loved the Balldo so much that he just needed that sweet silicone ring feeling 24/7, even when not wrapped around his balls?


Welp, that's sealed fate based on the Rekieta Cuck Curse™

Edit: Ninja'd
 
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