Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Artificial Stupidity]

Crackeita is working on his Michael J Fox impersonation, holy fuck.

Anyone who's seen a alcoholic shake knows! I've seen a few in my time nick isn't the worst but it's bad.

He ain't fixing that shit.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Ana uses the term felted

I know Ana has been following the Balldoverse collapse, but does she really watch the Casino?
lol, lmao even.
EDIT: I see, you were making a prediction. Surprisingly realistic the more I think about it.

 

[Captain Manning]

I love how practically no one in this thread has given a shit about his latest lolcope stream for the past few hours

People were watching the election. He could have got in on that but, for whatever reason, he didn't. Maybe because it's not about him.

I know Ana has been following the Balldoverse collapse, but does she really watch the Casino?

We use the terms felted and kayfabe here too.

 

[AltisticRight]

I know Ana has been following the Balldoverse collapse, but does she really watch the Casino?
lol, lmao even.
EDIT: I see, you were making a prediction. Surprisingly realistic the more I think about it.

She used Gollum and Kayfabe.
A bit too on the nose.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I love how practically no one in this thread has given a shit about his latest lolcope stream for the past few hours

Trump is more popular than Nick in most circles

 

[stupid frog]

If she follows Rackets gossip, there's no way she didn't see Casino clips, even if it was just via Rekieta clip channel.

 

[daffodils]

Ana, I think you had a nice Kinoween.

>Gollum
>Kayfabe

"Kayfabe" has been making the rounds of the bigbrain internet for a while. Here's Scott Alexander using it in 2021: "But if you're in a community where everybody puts a lot of effort into pretending to be pro-racist all the time, and where any breaking of kayfabe gets punished, eventually some people who aren't in on the joke just get actually racist, and if you're so devoted to edginess that you can't politely take those people aside and explain, eventually that takes over the culture."

I love how practically no one in this thread has given a shit about his latest lolcope stream for the past few hours

I'd watch it if I knew where. Has anyone restreamed it?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Trump is more popular than Nick in most circles

As far as we know, Trump hasn't given cocaine to 9-year-old children.
Not exactly a high bar to clear.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Could you imagine if one day she tells Cenk about the Balldo?

I don't think she has to, Cenk has been a balldo man for years.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Come on nick fire up a celebratory stream a few dozen superchat toasts tell us all about corrupt detective pomplum!

 

[Pagan Min]

Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL

 

[Owlbear]

All you incel prudes don't understand Nick. The election stream will coming next Thursday. He's not a nerd. He needs news articles to parrot and read verbatim, and he needs any hype over the event to die down before he starts talking about it.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL

You just don't understand, NERD. He was incredibly busy shuttling kids to 1am chess club and cooking a pot of noodles too long.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick's cooking and election stream was Denied.
Much like Kamala's chances at the presidency.

 

[Captain Manning]

All you incel prudes don't understand Nick. The election stream will coming next Thursday. He's not a nerd. He needs news articles to parrot and read verbatim, and he needs any hype over the event to die down before he starts talking about it.

Oh, so it's like his law license all over again?

KF: Haha, faggot didn't do an election stream.
Nick: Ah shit! I gotta do an election stream! *reacts to three day old pre-recorded news feeds*

 

[FrenEnthusiast]

Suddenly alogging this drunk cokehead seems boring...

 

[Pagan Min]

Suddenly alogging this drunk cokehead seems boring...

It'd be difficult for Rackets to seem exciting in comparison to Trumpmania 2: Electric Boogaloo right now... Just give it a bit, and perhaps Li'l Nicky will wind up setting himself on fire while huffing gas...

 

[Folgers Can]

Man oh man, Nick's election stream last night was AMAZING!!! All those guests! The witty & insightful analysis! And all those SUPERCHATS!!! He's back, baby! 5 star days, bish!!!

Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it, Nick? You were too bitch-made to fire up a stream and rake in EASY money covering Trump's triumphant return to the White House! SUFFAH, RACKETS!!! LOL

Poor Nick, as if it wasn't already bad enough that he had to miss out on all the "cool" kids experiencing "fun" and "joy" hopping in and out of each other's streams about what is essentially the Superbowl of his chosen profession (political-grift-streaming that is, not nonpracticing-lawyering), sure enough, those rascals had to add insult to injury by dunking on Nick (and "indirectly" dunking on a certain someone else whose name shall not be spoken) over and over again:

Sammich Enthusiast: If I lived out in the countryside there'd be celebratory gunfire.
Aaron: There'd have to be, right? Yeah.
Sammich Enthusiast: I don't - I live next to an airport, I can't do that. And I live in the middle of, like, the suburbs... that would not go well.
Aaron: You know, I could - I could have, I knew a place where they had guns, but they got 'em taken away, so unfortunately I can't go get 'em.
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs*
Aaron: What?
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs*
Aaron: What?
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs* Oh no...
Aaron: My uncle got into some tax trouble, he had to sell 'em.
Sammich Enthusiast: Oh, OK, your "uncle". Yeah. Can I bring up Mama JF? Yeah, we - we'll bring 'em all on.
...
Sammich Enthusiast: [unintelligible] is gettin' too cold for naked twister. People are gonna stick together, that's not good.
Aaron: You know what I used to say in my old friend group, it's never too cold for naked twister.
Sammich Enthusiast: Especially if you do some snow angels?
Aaron: After December 11th, Sean, after December 11th.
Sammich Enthusiast: *laughs* December 11th.

Hey wait a minute, WTF is all this about December 11th in particular? Isn't there some sort of court hearing on that exact date about how Nick was artfully baited into declaring himself legally a cuck, only to then have to sit back and watch the cuckor walk away with a slap on the wrist?

Are you gonna take that shit, Nick? Are you gonna TAKE THAT SHIT? This grievous insult demands a response, and I can think of no better way than to fire up a stream post-haste on a real-deal platform outside your 70-viewer sycophantic hugbox and finally defend your wife's honour. Or will this just be another win for the Toe?

 

[Pagan Min]

In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...

Edit:

After rewatching the video, I noticed the state of his kitchen and had to laugh... If Nick's drug binging had been a LIITLE bit more intense and for a little longer, his kitchen probably would've matched the one in the vid! LOL

 

[Drama Trauma]

In honor of the Trump victory (and Crackity Rackets continuing to be a complete failure), I just thought I'd post this video again...

Edit:

After rewatching the video, I noticed the state of his kitchen and had to laugh... If Nick's drug binging had been a LIITLE bit more intense and for a little longer, his kitchen probably would've matched the one in the vid! LOL

Sadly, they content id blocked the AI Rackets one, you cannot re-upload to Youtube.