"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Falcon Sebben said:
That's the excuse a lot of spergs use to say why they can't ride a bike. Others like James Terry Mitchell Jr, a.k.a. the Molester of Munice Indiana says he can't ride a bike for the same reason. So he needs to push his balls up into his body to sit on a the bike seat. And even then he's too retarded to ride a regular bike and needs one of those adult tricycles to ride.
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Your balls don't go anywhere they'd get crushed on a bike with a saddle or seat. I can't imagine the contortions you need to do to get your balls anywhere near a pinch point. On bikes with saddles the only contact points, really, are the sitbones which are in the middle of your buttcheeks, and for the few bike designs that have seats it's your ass on the seat like a chair.

I mean, maybe if you have a comedy old man cartoon ballsack that hangs down you your knees and you're riding on World Naked Bike Ride Day you'd have an issue. Even on the most aggressive racing bike where you're leaning way forward you bend your lower back, you don't roll your pelvis around.
 
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Of course he’s “getting ready to fight”. Shit like this is the attention Phil lives for. Just like the last time Orange Man Bad got into the White House - and Phil did nothing, of course. He’ll dress up in Temu commando gear in his room, aggressively scroll through social media, and will dream of how cool and awesome he would be if he could lead the imaginary tranny troops to take over America.

Then he’ll shit himself and order expensive pizza.

You’re not homeless any more, Phil, so you’re way down in the social justice stack. Just a fat middle-aged autistic bloke like all the others. Cabbage tattoo to ‘commemorate’ the homeless period not withstanding :biggrin:
 
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Josephine Knezevic said:
He's getting ready to fight.
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I love that Phil is the (rotund) embodiment of the Basil tweet.
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I had another round of golf with Phil's judge he told me it's officially MAGA country now and I'm actually posting this waiting outside his apartment with brass knuckles.

He wants a fight I legally can beat his ass I got my signed white privilege card.

Bring it on fatty. Time to stomp your Mexican ass back to Cancun.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I had another round of golf with Phil's judge he told me it's officially MAGA country now and I'm actually posting this waiting outside his apartment with brass knuckles.

He wants a fight I legally can beat his ass I got my signed white privilege card.

Bring it on fatty. Time to stomp your Mexican ass back to Cancun.
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Wait for the Kiwi Kommando Korps, Lt. Tyrone Brown will explain and involve you into the PLAN.
 
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Good news fellas, Trump has promised me a pardon for my crimes and total immunity for any further crimes I commit in the next 4 years, and promised to provide me with an RPG and c4 to level Phil's entire apartment complex so he's not a threat to his new fascist world order

I hope he isn't moving before then
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil shared this. Has Phil actually ever been on real HRT?
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I'd love to see a 40 year old retarded man boiling plastic bags or whatever they do for homemade HRT.
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Didn't he throw his titty skittles down the drain in a fit of tard tantrum, or is that some other troon cow I'm thinking of?
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil shared this. Has Phil actually ever been on real HRT?
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The Dude said:
Didn't he throw his titty skittles down the drain in a fit of tard tantrum, or is that some other troon cow I'm thinking of?
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That was Phil, and he threw them down a storm drain all the way back when he lived in Philly.

What I can't remember and would appreciate some input on is whether he claimed to be on HRT post moving to the West Coast: Part of me thinks he must have stayed on HRT if only to stick it to the Farms, but I can't remember him mentioning it. Not even in passing.
 
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UncleTusky said:
That was Phil, and he threw them down a storm drain all the way back when he lived in Philly.

What I can't remember and would appreciate some input on is whether he claimed to be on HRT post moving to the West Coast: Part of me thinks he must have stayed on HRT if only to stick it to the Farms, but I can't remember him mentioning it. Not even in passing.
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I'm sure he probably at least mentioned them when he was going through the dick-flip surgery lie saga. I seem to remember him mentioning getting electrolysis or laser hair removal during that period, and other "gender affirming care procedures" leading up to getting his "surgery", which was all probably just performative bullshit to sell the surgery lie, so I'm sure he threw in talk to titty skittles in there as well. But, yeah, just like the surgery itself, he hasn't mentioned them a whole lot. Especially recently. Probably because it wasn't getting him the attention he craved.
 
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