"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Bassomatic]

Phil taught me the only reason Lance Armstrong was any good was he had one of his balls chopped off. Just picture how fast Tour De France would be if he had both gone!

I still find this one of the most hysterical lies men can't ride bikes. I bet Vodka goblin stole Phil's daughter bike to go get vodka a few times while having DTs.

I can't wait for Phil to be found guilty and be sent to true and honest man jail where he gets raped and stabbed by niggers. I mean I already gave the judge a new Mercedes and paid off his defender to "skip that day" in court.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Phil taught me the only reason Lance Armstrong was any good was he had one of his balls chopped off. Just picture how fast Tour De France would be if he had both gone!

To be fair, with all of the steroids Lance was taking, his balls were probably microscopic.

 

[Twrx]

Phil taught me the only reason Lance Armstrong was any good was he had one of his balls chopped off. Just picture how fast Tour De France would be if he had both gone!

I still find this one of the most hysterical lies men can't ride bikes. I bet Vodka goblin stole Phil's daughter bike to go get vodka a few times while having DTs.

I can't wait for Phil to be found guilty and be sent to true and honest man jail where he gets raped and stabbed by niggers. I mean I already gave the judge a new Mercedes and paid off his defender to "skip that day" in court.

He does or did, have a prison fetish. So he may like it.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil is bouncing and squeaking over a torched ballot dropoff box.

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[BlueArmedDevil]

He's just mad he didn't think of doing it himself.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Phil is bouncing and squeaking over a torched ballot dropoff box.
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Zionists? Really? When both political parties support Israel why would Zionists torch ballot boxes?

Taters just really has a major hate boner for Israel so everything that goes bad is automatically their fault.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Zionists? Really? When both political parties support Israel why would Zionists torch ballot boxes?

Taters just really has a major hate boner for Israel so everything that goes bad is automatically their fault.

Everyone (not a identifyable Kiwi) needs to call him Ahuyvia Harel on Xittter to remind him of his Red-Sea Pedestrian ancestry.

 

[Monolith]

To be fair, with all of the steroids Lance was taking, his balls were probably microscopic.

You know what would be intimidating? If Phil started roiding. Imagine, a hulking ball of muscle instead of fat, jam-packed with even more impotent rage.

 

[a hapless toad]

The ballot boxes were bombed by someone driving a Volvo and anti-Israel slogans were found on the device...

Neither faction is clever enough to actually devise a plan to pin this on the other, so if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 

[conodont]

What’s funny is, when I first started following him, I actually thought he was of fairly average intelligence precisely because he was good at parroting long words and sounding like he knew what he was talking about. It’s one of his few actual skills.

Using complex words isn't a sign of intelligence. It's a form of obscurantism. He's trying to make his writing as incomprehensible as possible, so that only his 'in group' can understand it.

Or maybe I'm seriously overestimating his intelligence. I probably am. He probably just thinks it sounds phancie.

 

[Flamin Park]

Bad news guys our hitman was conscripted into the Russian army and had his legs blown off by a drone borne grenade. I'll begin revising our plan to murder Phil once I escape from the Balinese prison I'm languishing in after a failed attempt to smuggle 100kg of heroin disguised to look like a surface to air missile.

Also he's got his leftist talking points all mixed up, the Kool kommie kids klub are all about "it doesn't matter who wins the election because they're all bad and voting is bread and circuses"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Bad news guys our hitman was conscripted into the Russian army and had his legs blown off by a drone borne grenade. I'll begin revising our plan to murder Phil once I escape from the Balinese prison I'm languishing in after a failed attempt to smuggle 100kg of heroin disguised to look like a surface to air missile.

Also he's got his leftist talking points all mixed up, the Kool kommie kids klub are all about "it doesn't matter who wins the election because they're all bad and voting is bread and circuses"

I thought we had an agent on him at all times. It’s just that he crouches directly in front of him, so the combination of Phil’s enormous belly and derp eyes makes our agent effectively invisible.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I thought we had an agent on him at all times. It’s just that he crouches directly in front of him, so the combination of Phil’s enormous belly and derp eyes makes our agent effectively invisible.

We still have reconnaissance on Alpha Target from the nanites we put into his cheese. They're inside his body allowing our agents stationed outside the Tard Bunker to observe him at all times. He's not going anywhere without us knowing.

 

[Flamin Park]

I thought we had an agent on him at all times. It’s just that he crouches directly in front of him, so the combination of Phil’s enormous belly and derp eyes makes our agent effectively invisible.

After escaping my tropical prison via drugging myself to appear dead and digging myself out of my own grave, I've gained employment at a local Portland pizza shop

Now all that reminds is to poison the next pizza going out to his address with ricin. This plan is foolproof

 

[Nigonidas]

After escaping my tropical prison via drugging myself to appear dead and digging myself out of my own grave, I've gained employment at a local Portland pizza shop

Now all that reminds is to poison the next pizza going out to his address with ricin. This plan is foolproof

Bad news mein kiwi, the drag queen owner of the pizzeria is being arrested on CP charges which means the store will shut down soon.

I propose we resort to "operation nico-sin". We will addict him to ophthalmic nicotine that our operatives will drop into his eyes in increasing strength every night. When we have reach an average consumption of a carton a night, we will cut him off. In his confused and irritated state he will enter a tard rage and punch multiple holes in his wall. Our operatives will use these holes as access points for our sniper team.

 

[Flamin Park]

Bad news mein kiwi, the drag queen owner of the pizzeria is being arrested on CP charges which means the store will shut down soon.

I propose we resort to "operation nico-sin". We will addict him to ophthalmic nicotine that our operatives will drop into his eyes in increasing strength every night. When we have reach an average consumption of a carton a night, we will cut him off. In his confused and irritated state he will enter a tard rage and punch multiple holes in his wall. Our operatives will use these holes as access points for our sniper team.

It's all bad news, we received an order to Phil's apartment and I had a celebratory toke of datura in the walk in cooler
Unfortunately the resultant intoxication led me to dose the pizza with acid instead of ricin, and to send it to the local orphanage instead of Phil's apartment

I mean the good news is some of those kids will meet some of their ancestors temporarily, the bad news is I'm going to have to lay low while the heat dies off

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

It's all bad news, we received an order to Phil's apartment and I had a celebratory toke of datura in the walk in cooler
Unfortunately the resultant intoxication led me to dose the pizza with acid instead of ricin, and to send it to the local orphanage instead of Phil's apartment

I mean the good news is some of those kids will meet some of their ancestors temporarily, the bad news is I'm going to have to lay low while the heat dies off

Don’t worry. I have a plan with some of that mall ninja gear and a poison that’s toxic to touch. Kiwi agents are just waiting at the Amazon warehouse for Phil to order something.

 

[The Dude]

To be fair, with all of the steroids Lance was taking, his balls were probably microscopic.

So are Phil's, but he never took steroids. He just has baby balls.

Phil is bouncing and squeaking over a torched ballot dropoff box.
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None of that makes any fucking sense. Everyone knows Oregon and Washington are lost causes. Forever lost to the Leftard mind virus. The only thing that makes sense is that some Pinko retard did it because "Muh resistance!" Commie bullshit.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Now that Trump won, there is no need to wait anymore.
The plans are ready, the initiates gave the reports to their superior and the Kiwi Kommando Korps finished it's training and the preparations.
Time to send out the "Death Squad" to eliminate Ahuviya Rotem Harel aka ADF-Fuensalida aka Aspen.
Why would we waste precious time and millions of dollars to take out a retarded, harmless and unimportant trangender person?
Because we can. It's that simple.
Your time is numbered (well in a way, everyone's time is numbered) Phil, prepare for the inevitable SUPER DEATH that's waiting for you.

 

[Josephine Knezevic]

Now that Trump won, there is no need to wait anymore.
The plans are ready, the iniatates gave the reports to the superior and the Kiwi Kommando Korps finished it's training and the preparations.
Time to send out the "Death Squad" to eliminate Ahuviya Rotem Harel aka ADF-Fuensalida aka Aspen.
Why would we waste precious time and millions of dollars to take out a retarded, harmless and unimportant trangender?
Because we can. It's that simple.
Your time is numbered (well in a way, everyone's time is numbered) Phil, prepare the inevitable SUPER DEATH that's waiting for you.
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He's getting ready to fight.