"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Taco Santo!]

I miss Jingles. Did (Sochi?) ever go on head trial for head-mate murder?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I miss Jingles. Did (Sochi?) ever go on head trial for head-mate murder?

No, although Phil has seemingly called off the wedding.

Or Xochi dumped him for being a pathetic fat fuck.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I hate absolutely roaches... but that's psychotic even by my standards.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Phil is an entire 24 hours behind on the news.
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The surveillance team has noted an uptick in bouncing and squeaking.

Without derailing this into a political thread - it makes sense that Phil identifies with the side that is getting pounded in the ass into the dirt.

Make Israel pay? Goy, they don't pay for anything!

 

[a hapless toad]

"Lügenpresse"??

Oh Filthy, using Nazi rhetoric while shitting on Israel?

Not a good look, even amongst his 'comrades'... but he'd fit right in with A&N regulars.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Without derailing this into a political thread - it makes sense that Phil identifies with the side that is getting pounded in the ass into the dirt.

Make Israel pay? Goy, they don't pay for anything!

I think Phil is over compensating. I don't think that his Russia views went over well with his buddies so he's all in with whatever group is most marginalized at the moment.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think Phil is over compensating. I don't think that his Russia views went over well with his buddies so he's all in with whatever group is most marginalized at the moment.
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The funny part is that he doesn’t understand any of it. If you asked him to explain the background to the situation, he’d try to remember what he saw in a tweet, forget, stare at you blankly and void his bowels.

I’m guessing this is the replacement for his fantasies about Kiwi home invasion.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Lügenpresse"??

You know, sometimes when I cry laughing at Phil I’m also having to wipe away a little tear of pride for the boy - his grammar and his vocabulary are just swell. He can be a right little wordsmith when he wants to. A retarded wordsmith who makes retarded points, but still.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know, sometimes when I cry laughing at Phil I’m also having to wipe away a little tear of pride for the boy - his grammar and his vocabulary are just swell. He can be a right little wordsmith when he wants to. A retarded wordsmith who makes retarded points, but still.

What’s funny is, when I first started following him, I actually thought he was of fairly average intelligence precisely because he was good at parroting long words and sounding like he knew what he was talking about. It’s one of his few actual skills.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What’s funny is, when I first started following him, I actually thought he was of fairly average intelligence precisely because he was good at parroting long words and sounding like he knew what he was talking about. It’s one of his few actual skills.

Then you notice the derp eyes, the snaggle teeth, the lisp and how he needed to be rescued by Rainbow Jesus to prevent him making a bigger fool of himself.

As I've always said Taters is pure surface level. He doesn't go beyond that. There's no hidden depths to him. He just sees or hears something and parrots it right back without understanding the nuances or meaning.

 

[The Dude]

Then you notice the derp eyes, the snaggle teeth, the lisp and how he needed to be rescued by Rainbow Jesus to prevent him making a bigger fool of himself.

As I've always said Taters is pure surface level. He doesn't go beyond that. There's no hidden depths to him. He just sees or hears something and parrots it right back without understanding the nuances or meaning.

Let's not forget that he is also known to lose control of his bowels like a damn baby, and he isn't known for taking regular baths or showers. I mean, I don't know of any adults of average or above intelligence who do that, unless they're old or sick. It always seems to be mongoloids and retards like Phil and CWC who regularly soil their britches.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Let's not forget that he is also known to lose control of his bowels like a damn baby, and he isn't known for taking regular baths or showers. I mean, I don't know of any adults of average or above intelligence who do that, unless they're old or sick. It always seems to be mongoloids and retards like Phil and CWC who regularly soil their britches.

And the worst part about it is they act like it's perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

The only other people that are like that are fucking diaper fetishists and scat enthusiasts. Two groups that should be shot on sight for being so disgusting.

 

[Bassomatic]

You know, sometimes when I cry laughing at Phil I’m also having to wipe away a little tear of pride for the boy - his grammar and his vocabulary are just swell. He can be a right little wordsmith when he wants to. A retarded wordsmith who makes retarded points, but still.

It's actually one of his most endearing things despite being an absolute joke of a human shamed potato.

 

[Drama Trauma]

And the worst part about it is they act like it's perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

The only other people that are like that are fucking diaper fetishists and scat enthusiasts. Two groups that should be shot on sight for being so disgusting.

Some animals in the wild use defecating as a defense mechanism, for example like sperm whales.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Some animals in the wild use defecating as a defense mechanism, for example like sperm whales.

Yeah others do it as well. There's birds out there that precision poop to deter predators.

But they're animals. We're supposed to be above that.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

We're supposed to be above that.

It's just nature's way of making sure they got shunned by the tribe and became food for the wolves.

 

[Monolith]

Some animals in the wild use defecating as a defense mechanism, for example like sperm whales.

Oh, like Indians.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah others do it as well. There's birds out there that precision poop to deter predators.

But they're animals. We're supposed to be above that.

And regular animals are above vegetables. Like, say, potatoes.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

I wonder if this Fat Potato will react to Israel's missile attack against Iran. Will ADF sperg out and demand more anti-American sentiments?

 

[conodont]

It always seems to be mongoloids and retards like Phil and CWC who regularly soil their britches.

It's almost like fecal incontinence is a sign of neural dysfunction...