"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Taco Santo!]

Isn't it Daddy Rape Day, or is that the 4th of July?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Isn't it Daddy Rape Day, or is that the 4th of July?

It was the Fourth of July.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I can’t believe he’s not celebrating the occasion when the white members of Columbus’ crew were butchered by the natives. I for one would be outraged if Phil stated that the victims of the Columbine massacre had it coming.

The only thing Phil is going to celebrate is the gourmet cheese going on sale

 

[Flamin Park]

I hope whoever’s on the drive-by team does a better job this time, we would be the laughing stock of the internet if we missed twice.

Sorry that was me. I was drinking wild turkey and shooting speedballs for three days straight to cope with the PTSD from garroting terryberry and hauling her fat ass into a noose to make it look like suicide

Once I get out of rehab we're going to do this thing properly

 

[obliviousbeard]

I was drinking wild turkey

Anything else is excuseable.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hope whoever’s on the drive-by team does a better job this time, we would be the laughing stock of the internet if we missed twice.

Any day now the lab boys will have perfected their blastics cheese lookalike solution.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Does anyone know when Phil’s next court date is? That would be the perfect opportunity to scout his apartment.

 

[Bassomatic]

Does anyone know when Phil’s next court date is? That would be the perfect opportunity to scout his apartment.

It's soon but I already bribed the judge to put Phil in a group home.
Granted operation "tannarite in Phil's bedroom" probably faster to clean the place for its new resident.

 

[The Dude]

It's soon but I already bribed the judge to put Phil in a group home.
Granted operation "tannarite in Phil's bedroom" probably faster to clean the place for its new resident.

You want thermite for that kind of job, not tannerite.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You want thermite for that kind of job, not tannerite.

Termites? Probably already has them, if Phil’s been there any length of time.

You need a flammenwerfer for that job, you do.

 

[Flamin Park]

Since I can't actively murder Phil from rehab I've used a smartphone I smuggled in my prison wallet to hire a hitman. As soon as Phil removes his headgear to enter the court Ivan Mortowitz will confirm ID and take the headshot.
Unfortunately I also found an 8 ball of coke up there and relapsed so I'll be in rehab longer than expected

 

[ForTheHoard]

Since I can't actively murder Phil from rehab I've used a smartphone I smuggled in my prison wallet to hire a hitman. As soon as Phil removes his headgear to enter the court Ivan Mortowitz will confirm ID and take the headshot.
Unfortunately I also found an 8 ball of coke up there and relapsed so I'll be in rehab longer than expected

I generally keep my ops discreet but I can't get over how quiet these new quad copter drones are. I'm a lot less worried that he's going to notice them, especially since that close call not that long ago.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Then it was discovered he never left Portland. Taters loves to pretend things in his life are great when in reality he bought his own cake.

Hey did fatfuck at one point a imaginary friend that traveled to Israel...

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hey did fatfuck at one point a imaginary friend that traveled to Israel...

Headmate/alter/retarded delusion but yes. He named it Sochi and I'm so disappointed in myself for knowing that.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

 

[Drama Trauma]

Iniatiates went back to planning how to capture the target called "Phil".
After scouting the surrounding area they found a place where Phil is frequent, it's his fridge.
Now testing out huge mouse Phil traps to capture him alive.
Plan is to use Puerto Rican cheese and a special edition of Mao Zedong's "Red Book" as bait.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil is an entire 24 hours behind on the news.

The surveillance team has noted an uptick in bouncing and squeaking.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You want thermite for that kind of job, not tannerite.

Just throw him in a room with potato blight and potato bugs and they'll take care of the problem in no time.

 

[The Dude]

Just throw him in a room with potato blight and potato bugs and they'll take care of the problem in no time.

The poor little bugs don't deserve that kind of cruelty.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The poor little bugs don't deserve that kind of cruelty.