"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

LOL! Look at this picture! It’s so shopped. He’s way fatter and it makes his eyes look even more retarded than normal.

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The Un-Clit said:
I can totally picture Phil in my mind, standing facing the front door for hours at a time, trembling like a bowl full of Jelly in his cheap Chinesium armour suit with pepper spray in 1 hand and pink baton in the other, stinking of old cheese and staring non-stop at the handle of the door, just WAITING for the dozens of jackbooted thugs from the Kiwi Farms to smash their way in to try and take out Portland's greatest Aint-ifa supper soldier.

I think he honestly believes his own fantasy. It's so tard-tastic only Phil could do this seriously.
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Phil doesn't have any armor, not even the Chinesium variety. He's wearing a cheap "tactical" vest that is a nylon mesh foundation with low quality woven nylon pouches with velcro closures. It isn't a Kevlar vest or a plate carrier. It's the kind of vest Blackhawk used to make, really only good for paintball, airsoft, and cosplay. It's probably not even Blackhawk quality, which is to say REALLY shitty.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Don’t worry. I’ll get some good face pics when we do our Kiwi home invasion on Phil.
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I hear the breaching rounds have been secured for the shotgun team to blow the hinges off Phil's door before the 'forlorn hope' first assault team moves in, praying they survive the 2-pronged gas-based initial defense: The stench of Target Alpha shitting itself in terror before deploying it's tard spray.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I hear the breaching rounds have been secured for the shotgun team to blow the hinges off Phil's door before the 'forlorn hope' first assault team moves in, praying they survive the 2-pronged gas-based initial defense: The stench of Target Alpha shitting itself in terror before deploying it's tard spray.
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The new hazmat suits from Kiwi Labs are lighter, more flexible and have a self-contained breathing system that weighs only a few pounds. Teams Alpha, Beta and Kek won't be affected.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I hear the breaching rounds have been secured for the shotgun team to blow the hinges off Phil's door before the 'forlorn hope' first assault team moves in, praying they survive the 2-pronged gas-based initial defense: The stench of Target Alpha shitting itself in terror before deploying it's tard spray.
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Oh, we've done better than breaching rounds for the shotgun. We have those shaped charges for cutting holes in walls/ceilings/floors, the kind that have an explosive charge behind water attached to a sticky frame that you secure to a surface, and when you set off the charge it compresses the water so much that it will cut through brick, concrete, wood and sheet rock. It works using the same basic principles as an anti-tank round, it's just replacing the copper with watter and spread out over a large square surface area instead of a narrow pinpoint. Basically you use it to cut an entry team a new door where the tango least expects it. Ain't physics fun?
 
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moorhen said:
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He’s not even got the balaclava on straight, which makes his derp eyes look even stupider.
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Imagine being 40 and not properly being able to dress yourself. Then think you're acting like you're fucking special forces or something.

Where I live now one does balaclava for the cold aside winter sports. Mrs bassomatic figured out how to put one on when we went skiing first time. Like a normal adult.

I'm more shocked longer it goes Phil didn't get group homed kike he needs.

Thankfully I'll explain it to his judge, we golf together and post on pro Israel MAGA sites together.

Phil's going to love the group home we're sending him. They do arts and crafts, and have an hour of TV a day.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
It maybe sooner than later. Thanks to the new collective bargaining agreement Kiwi Union leaders were able to secure more weekend overtime for operatives.
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What about the bid for ammo and equipment reimbursement and the increased per diem pay for operatives in the field? 7.62x51mm ammo and sound suppressors don't buy themselves, you know.
 
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The Dude said:
Phil doesn't have any armor, not even the Chinesium variety. He's wearing a cheap "tactical" vest that is a nylon mesh foundation with low quality woven nylon pouches with velcro closures. It isn't a Kevlar vest or a plate carrier. It's the kind of vest Blackhawk used to make, really only good for paintball, airsoft, and cosplay. It's probably not even Blackhawk quality, which is to say REALLY shitty.
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Yea but he stuck a baking sheet under it, so he will be fine.
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What about the bid for ammo and equipment reimbursement and the increased per diem pay for operatives in the field? 7.62x51mm ammo and sound suppressors don't buy themselves, you know.
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Nigger we don't use commie mm sized ammo. 50 cal muskets Are the true freedom balls
 
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