"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Plum Smuggler said:
Phil gives the farms a stern warning. Don't worry, operatives are only observing 1524 N SUMNER ST APT 307 PORTLAND, OR.
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All operatives have received inoculation against pepper spray as a precaution.
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I thought we were all carrying nachos to soak up the spicy goodness and put it to work to feed Phil's junky pal (whatever happened to that guy?)

Oh Noes Phil has found the KIWI Operations Manual he knows the Kiwitechnique of rappelling from the roof to the top floor to confuse our enemies with maximum ridiculousness and then exit horizontally down the halls to medevac any stray potatoes Phil has stabbed while making videos (we might have to medevac Phil though if he's going to stab into a hard surface like that)
I think Phil probably confused someone offering to hazmat suit up and water his socks to keep the fungus alive if the court decides he needs to be put in a tardstituion.
"Your honor, it is clearly too dangerous to have this man walking the streets. He wears all black at night and he's too fat to jump out of the way if a car doesn't see him. The blubbler-jiggle shockwaves could rupture gas lines"
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
The secret to using a baton is being able to swing it quickly and with as least movement as possible (giving less time for the opponent to block). Bats aren’t really a good weapon for precisely this reason.
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Phil can't even employ the one advantage a bat does have "It's sporting goods officer,"
Where's your mitt, Phil?
and considering Phil only owns 'tactical' clothes and now has an arrest report (let alone videos and posts) -- I don't think anyone cops or prosecutors are going to think Phil is combat-boot waddling to the batting cages in a gasmask and hard-knuck gloves to get the attention of the scouts before spring training.
 
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Colonel, I'm exiting horizontally...the C4 charges have been planted on the suspicious sticky, unused bicycle. Ready to blow in 3.

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Initiates taken accomodation in the Portland Super Value Inn which is just across the street, for further proof they sent a few images and a video which allegedly shows their view on "the house":

The accomodation is as bad as expected, but they will must handle it if they want to deal with the individual called Phil or aka "ADF-Fuensalida":
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Target house located, scouting the area, waiting for further orders:
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One of the initiates tried to film the location, but kinda screwed it up, might change room for better view on the target:
 
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Thumb Butler said:
Thank you for this, dear Kiwi agent.

The place looks like a dump where the government would dump a tard in exchange for tard bucks.

Remember to fill out form B2 (Surveilance - Accomodation and meal II) correctly this time.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember to follow B2's operational requirements
allowed meals must be >70% cheese and contain nothing green as the target may notice the foreign smell of vitamins and any cover would be compromised
There can be NO BATHING during the period of B2 eligibility for similar reasons
 
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