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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

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  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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LiquidKid said:
Did we ever get the follow up video to the Beverly hillbillies he promised to put on patreon?
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Someone leaked his Patreon to Kemono and it seems that it didn't. I think the whole cut still is in the Internet Archive.
LiquidKid said:
What has Q been up to anyway?
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Well.
  • Released two main channel videos that pretty much proved he lost momentum for the Nick grift.
  • He has released a lot of videos to his second channel. Most of them answering fan questions about videos he won't make anymore or will do.
  • Is on 'vacation', won't return until Winter. Probably with his McDonald's documentary.
  • Managed to sell plushies with YouTooz and didn't fail this time around.
  • Coped about Doug Walker being liked for being in Smiling Friends.
  • Joked about Trump's assassination attempt.
  • Got into a shilling arc for the Garfield Movie, was never paid for it. He got a free signed poster but also spent a lot of money on merch.
  • We got to see a 'thirst trap' of him only wearing Garfield boxers and a shirt.
  • Thinks that a scan he did was used on Garfield merch and wasn't credited.
  • Is simping for Beshear and thinks Kamala will win.
  • His grandfather passed away a week ago. He saw a Tesla and had to tweet about it.
  • One of his best friends passed away yesterday.
Not much else. Guy really is burned out.
 
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Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh said:
Dare I ask what this "joke" was?
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Here.
Rotollo 2 said:
Quinton has been quiet on the shooting of his arch enemy, Donald Trump, only making 2 twitter posts:
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If you scroll upward in the same page you'll see the thirst trap and Quinton coping about not being a big enough 'Garfield influencer' to be invited to the Garfield hotel.
 
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Quew catch-up
Quinton comes back to the Quew to mourn his fallen comrade.
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Quinton heals away from his community for 12 years. Returns by getting stoned at the airport.
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Quinton Reviews is a comfort show that only gets good when you remember he exists. - Blue Muslim Queen
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Zygon Penis said:
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Let's review.
I was going to say that maybe Quinton's whole life can be explained as he abusing THC (anxiety, paranoia, appetite) but if he was taken down by 100mg (which is a high amount for most people) that means he probably doesn't. 100gms could mean he ate a whole bag of gummies or a bag of chocolate or five popsicles.

Agora, para a nossa atualização do Twitter.
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Tenho a certeza disso

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O facto de o Quinton ser mencionado ao mesmo tempo que um peludo nojento com um tópico de PG e o Sr. horror é amor já é suficientemente engraçado.

Foram necessários apenas quatro meses para que Quinton caísse em desespero público.
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Uma jogada interessante, vamos ver como corre.

Nas suas resoluções de Ano Novo, referiu que queria tratar dos dentes.
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O Quinton mostra-nos porque é e continuará a ser solteiro. Sim, esta é a razão pela qual eu falo português.
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O que é que tu tens para oferecer, além de um greencard, panzon? Não tem personalidade, inteligência, carisma, talento ou mesmo dinheiro, desperdiçando-o em brinquedos que nem sequer consegue vender. Tenho pena do pobre idiota que até aceita uma chávena de café de ti. Vai pró caralho!
 
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How long did it take you to realize Mumkey and Quinton now do the same shit?
They both made videos about shit they don't like and summarize it to their audiences. Difference being that Mumkey doesn't vomit thesauruses despite being an English teacher and seems to enjoy himself despite wrecking his life.

Let's end Q's lovequest now!
Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
Late af but also somewhat relevant.
> terminally online
> iwazzz meat rider
> oddly confrontational at seemingly innocent questions
> aggressively jannies community
> theyogre
> Garfield sperg
> Kentucky

Someone call Quinton, he might finally be able to lose his V-card.
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I see the notification, fully expecting nothing to have happened, I was right. Then I check my email for irl stuff and I'm reminded I have a lurker Reddit account and someone posted something in the sub.
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If you asked me for the life of me why this matters, I wouldn't be able to tell you. I don't even remember to what video or stream this shit belongs. Turns out Doctor Crafty is the guy that made thumbnails for Linkara and was revealed to have done some nasty sex shit. gweenietpooh is Q's sister btw. The best part of it all is someone in the comment section referencing Lindsay Ellis' quote on collabs.

Who crafty was I learned by reading the comments (zoomzoom brain forgot it even tho I already had read kinky linky dumped him) but I decided to check the Quew again in what has felt like years since because I hadn't read the tweet's date. So I go to the announcements channel hoping that this big of a collab was going to be featured there and instead I see this.
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You wanna know what's the worst part of this? If you remember he already has filmed shorts he calls thirst traps and has been posting this kind of get-ups since this thread started. He is only getting worse.


You tell us to archive everything and I ask if there aren't certain things that are better off lost.

Will Quinton finally be able to be lean?
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Tales from the Quew: So, here's the thing.
After trying (and failing) to stay offline for the sake of his mental health and reputation, Qoomrade Quinton can't resist the urge to barge in and wakes up in Trump's America. A land of mischief and hate where working class folks and illegal aliens seem more excited for the next 4 years than he will ever be. Quinton Kyle Hoover gave his own side bad mojo after flashing his hairy ballsack on a YouTube short, he earned this future.
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Here's to the next 4 years of shitposting and the 10 years he will age by the next time. This is to you who stuck around and those that will join us on the way. I toast to future US President Joshua Conner Moon of the Sneed's (formerly Chuck's) Party.
 
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Tales from the Quew: So, here's the thing.
After trying (and failing) to stay offline for the sake of his mental health and reputation, Qoomrade Quinton can't resist the urge to barge in and wakes up in Trump's America. A land of mischief and hate where working class folks and illegal aliens seem more excited for the next 4 years than he will ever be. Quinton Kyle Hoover gave his own side bad mojo after flashing his hairy ballsack on a YouTube short, he earned this future.
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Here's to the next 4 years of shitposting and the 10 years he will age by the next time. This is to you who stuck around and those that will join us on the way. I toast to future US President Joshua Conner Moon of the Sneed's (formerly Chuck's) Party.
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Beautiful speech my dude
 
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