2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[FamicomGorby]

That feels like a order from Biden himself. Telling that bitch to fuck herself.

It would be funnier if her speech also announces her resignation as VP.

Wonder if they had some gay thing planned where they were going to swap out the VP seal for the Presidential seal during her planned victory speech.

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I think the loss actually broke this guy's brain.

Sorry guy, liberals can't have those things because the purity spirals shut em down.

 

[Barleys]

Bet you he's gonna get Nevada too.

I don't think his vote total would pass Biden's total in 2020 which is why I didn't include it. It's still pretty far away, with arizona he just needs like 3k more votes, and they're only at 63% counted

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Goodbye, Section 230. Goodbye, Kiwi Farms. Goodbye, Sharty. Hello, AI slop and internet ragebait. Hello, anti-Trump and anti-Elon censorship.
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Do you need the suicide hotline? It’s 988

 

[HarblMcDavid]

why the fuck is California still only at at 54 percent counted?

Best guess? No pressure and a LOT of mail in ballots, with emphasis on "no pressure".

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

I see that wheelchair bound Christina Applegate is taking things well.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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"We'll show those men voting for the abortion ban by practicing safer sex."

White women not having children at all anymore and handing the future of the country completely to latinos will surely make it more socially progressive.

 

[Glowie]

Not sure if threat against Trump or threat of suicide.
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Better not imply another tranny mass shooter, good that the false flag is on Reddit and not here.

 

[Mr. Cow]

They could do that but why would they want to? Kamala fucked over the DNC to get herself named the nominee, she's fuckin done forever with them. There's also no benefit to it since Biden is just a puppet that does everything they want anyway, other than to say "FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT* Who got completely fucking bodied in the election but we made President out of pity"

To be fair, her becoming President without every winning would be in line with her usual dick sucking strategy to get ahead in life.

 

[boards of canada]

Hahahahahahaha
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They don't even realize they've been doing this since 2016. Look where it got them.

Ouch. We're bad people? We lack empathy? You really showed us there. You are so mean, girlie!
I'd like to see where empathy and being a "good person" would get Kamala and her supporters in the current global political climate.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Kamala Harris delivers concession speech in Associated Press' Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/live/WckEFzGku0Q

And this is how you know they can’t even say it is rigged lmao

 

[Not Really Here]

why the fuck is California still only at at 54 percent counted?

Legal weed, and niggers.

 

[Space Police]

Do you need the suicide hotline? It’s 988

Are you aware that Trump wanted to repeal Section 230 in 2020, which would mean the death of Kiwi Farms and the free internet and the further consolidation of everything around Big Tech (i.e. Twitter, Facebook, and Rumble)?

 

[Banana Hammock]

Shadilay my brothers in Kek, anyone got the link to where all the Moon Man songs are at these days? I wanna relive those sick jams from 2016. I want all the 2016 stuff back. Let me be young again for a day or two.

https://argentbeacon.com/moontunes/

 

[Moonglade Feral Druid]

Jill Biden was wearing red at the polling station

 

[StarkRavingMad]

The first one absolutely. It wasn't just the attempt. It was the chad way Trump responded to it in the moment. It became an iconic moment and even people who think much of trump had to say it was really something. It also followed right into the aftermath of Biden's collapse in that debate.

This.

We all know that Trump is a man of many words (lol) ... But his response to his own assassination attempt was him showing the entire world that he can actually back up all of those words.

It was both badass and incredibly inspiring.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

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"We'll show those men voting for the abortion ban by practicing safer sex."

We are more then just a hole! And we will show it by denying access to our hole!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

because these hyper-online politics people - the TDS cohort in this case - live in such a small, deranged, degenerated bubble that they earnestly believe that their online politics are of such world-shattering importance that a presidential election cannot result in things simply continuing as normal. it must always signal some kind of riotous redefinition of the future: either the entire country being fixed forever because their guy won, or the entire country being destroyed forever because their guy lost. and their moronic posts on reddit and twitter are part of the driving force of this change, which become similarly important as a result. this means that they are either heroes for saving the country because they posted their guy into power, or dangerous enemies of the regime who cannot be allowed to live lest they overthrow the dictator with the power of their posting.

So basically they see things like that meme where the guy comes to a fork in the road and one of the forked roads leads to the Emerald City out of Wizard of Oz and the other road leads to Auschwitz, and he decides to walk into Auschwitz because it reads as "MAGA" above it?

 

[LurkTrawl]

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Put into law a newer, stricter, better Smith-Mundt Act.

Make it a fucking death sentence to be caught organizing government propaganda and information warfare campaigns on the american citizenry. These assholes got hundreds of thousands of innocent people killed during Covid. We need a ban on government psyops.

 

[John Badman]

My stocks are booming. What a glorious day.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That tattoo is disgusting. Then again, my Congressional waifu would get me utterly destroyed by this entire website.

It's Hillary isn't it?