2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[kcbbq]

why the fuck is California still only at at 54 percent counted?

Because only a third of kids end up proficient in math in California schools.

 

[ditto]

Looks like polling overall was fixed.

That last minute convergence of all polls to 50/50 is now looking extremely sussy.

 

[01169]

They put the seal on.
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Machtergreifung?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I was thinking Trump should overtake Teddy Roosevelt's legacy on national parks and turn all of Canada into a national waterpark
Also we can't do shit about the jeets, our government loves them as a stop gap solution to declining quality of life and birth rates. Hence why you gotta help us

I think it’s a fair deal for Alberta and the baser parts of Canada. In fact I’d say we should put them in charge of the faggy parts of their country. And just let them have their way with them.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Any latecomers, if you're not tuned into the stream for the concession speech, you're missing out.
THIS IS AWESOME!

This is one thing I will give Kamala, we're more entertained by her fucking up of the campaign than the campaign itself, which, quite frankly, is so generic she probably bought it at costco.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Democrats did so bad in the Senate it might cost them it for a generation. The 2026 map has no chance at getting them a majority back, but makes it even harder because they have to defend seats in Georgia. They are likely to lose those races. The math becomes hard or impossible. They MIGHT have a pick up opportunity in Maine if Collins drops out, but that won't get them a majority.

 

[Boss Hawg]

She's late to her own going away event.

 

[WitchyBitchy]

Lol she's late cause she's hungover

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Quadroon, actually. She's half Indian, 1/4 white, and 1/4 black.

But we can agree she is a cunt at least, right?

 

[PaulBearer]

Oh shi…
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There's no way this fool sent himself that message is there?

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

What's your offer?

NATIONAL WATERPARK. That and asbestos. Y'all like asbestos? Quebec has a lot of it for sale

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

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"We'll show those men voting for the abortion ban by practicing safer sex."

dunno man I see politics sneeding about birth rates and male lonelines epidemic . You really want that to happen? because for most women men are optional and not being able to be in relationship isnt as catastrophic as for men . Just sayin....

https://x.com/yoalexrapz/status/1854236798743900272?t=OAw7efDYjQrN1QnRayzvtQ&s=19

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I'm actually fucking sneeding, this is a huge deal if true. Salatins methods of doing things are currently somewhat handcuffed by the USDA, if he's able to reform things and be able to promote sustainable farming then this makes RFKs appointment worth it.

Tldr; Better meat and dairy that's healthier and better for the earth.

HOLY SHIT SALATIN IS THE SHIT IN REGENARATIVE AGRICULTURE AND SMALL FARM BUSINESSES PLEASE GOD REFORM THE REGULATIONS AND ALLOW SMALL SCALE BUTCHERING

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Kamala speech location is blasting mumbling black and Latin music. It’s like a dirty Puerto Rican neighborhood where people are blasting unintelligible music from a ghetto blaster. Literally playing Beyoncé “girls run the world” music.

I’m so glad we avoided our country being run by people this devoid of culture and meaning. At least play songs in fucking English. And that doesn’t include jive talk ghetto English.

I've got $500 says Beyonce and that faggot husband of hers are next on the Diddy list.
I hope the whole of Hollywood gets purged of these suck fucks.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Lol she's late cause she's hungover

I so wish she would come out with either sunglasses or bloodshot eyes, mumbling her speeches, and either puking, or stumbling over.
That would be the cherry on top of the turd cake.

 

[MrJokerRager]

That last minute convergence of all polls to 50/50 is now looking extremely sussy.

The Democrats were mostly likely running psyops to fool Republican voters.

 

[Tiger Jack]

They should've planned a 'Kamala loses' playlist ahead of time. I get why you might not want to do that. Setting yourself up for failure and all that. But the shit they're playing right now is very funny given the circumstances.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Bros I’ve never felt so optimistic before in my entire life. I’ve been a fat NEET for the past few years but I want to lose weight and start working again because I finally feel like I have something to live for now.

Donald Trump is out here doing 2 rallies and 3 interviews a day, getting shot in the ear and playing enough golf to work off 4 Big Macs' calories for the last year, and your fat ass can't get to the gym?

Pick up some dumbbells and start sweating, fatty. We're Making America Healthy Again, and you owe your Emperor a debt measured in pounds of lard.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

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These journos putting on sad faces when inside they are jumping for joy that their paychecks for totally uncritical pieces of schlock will write themselves for the next four years

 

[Calandrino]

Do you think she is back there crying and they have to keep fixing the two tons of makeup she needs to wear to look human?

Yeah so are we going to blame her lateness on her being black, or being drunk, or being a woman, or being a drunk because she's black, etc etc

what -ism or -phobia are we going with

 

[MrJokerRager]

@Gehenna it seems like the polling companies decided to be overall competent compared to 2016.

2020 is rigged in my book though.