Tiny Chinaman
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We need a fatrick election breakdown post covering him every moment from now to inauguration. Will he kill himself? Will he kill a public figure? Will he turn gay?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"What happened was 15 million Democrats just, disappeared"
Imagine that. What could have happened?
Its going to be funny over the next few days seeing the cope from these clowns trying to explain to genuinely baffled observers how exactly 15000000+ voters just somehow... disappeared into the ether between 2020 and now.
They weren't there at any election before, then they suddenly appear for the most secure, most totally free and fair and in no way rigged 2020 vote, and are now... just gone.
Thunk.
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This is the kind of stuff that needs to be dusted off with a "Why Us?" theme song.
Rick has been the same since forever; if anything defaulting to "This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison." makes him seem saner and more rational.
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Life hack for people waiting for a janny to mop up after an unfunny autist shitting up a thread
He will still be held back by his physical cowardice from doing anything potentially terminally hilarious like take part in a reverse January 6th ripoff insurrection or assaulting people who wear MAGA hats, but everything up to that line is entirely possible if not probable at this point
Honestly some of the shit I have read on that thread alone makes me think that we are gonna see fat fully go down the sovereign citizen path or straight up wind up getting vanned by secret service for ever more unhinged xeets threatening both republicans and "traitor" democrats in office
He will still be held back by his physical cowardice from doing anything potentially terminally hilarious like take part in a reverse January 6th ripoff insurrection or assaulting people who wear MAGA hats, but everything up to that line is entirely possible if not probable at this point
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It's a mystery for the ages indeed."What happened was 15 million Democrats just, disappeared"
Imagine that. What could have happened?
Its going to be funny over the next few days seeing the cope from these clowns trying to explain to genuinely baffled observers how exactly 15000000+ voters just somehow... disappeared into the ether between 2020 and now.
They weren't there at any election before, then then suddenly appear for the totally free and fair and in now way rigged 2020 vote, and are now... just gone.
Thunk.
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I YEARN FOR CIVIL WAR, CHILD. As long as they don't use any underhanded tactics like felony texting, misnaming, toilet impersonation and patio furniture displacement. That's just fighting dirty, and it has already given me complex post-traumatic stress disorder. Let's make it a "civil" war, okay?
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The wookie-posting hurt him especially because Star Wars belongs to brain-rotted NPC leftists. They can't even find a decent fandom to obsess about.
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Sorry for responding before I saw the full meltdown. It's a cow on this site, I guess trying to glom onto some of the glory that is our Rick.
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In all seriousness as funny as Pats potential post election meltdown may get, I doubt it will approach the level of nuclear rib damage Wookieposting delivered.
Its one of those things thats just so bizarre and retarded anyone with even a modicum of sense would have just ignored but Pat is psychologically incapable of letting the idiots win, his Mom must have really fucked him up, and he can't let anything go.
Somehow the Man of Pig managed to get in a slap fight with a guy just posting pictures of Chewbaccas wife from the Star Wars Holiday Special and grunting at him, and still somehow came out looking like the stupid one.
The guy has a real gift.
These classic Patposts are the real treasures of Pats thread personally.
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I don't know who I feel worse for in that situation tbh. Imagine having to rape someone and the only person available is this fat ugly schizo.
Louis Beans
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This one kills me every time. I'd pay to see his face when he got that termination text. Another great felony text from that era was the hairdresser saga.
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This just gets me. "I never tell a lie, child. Not a one. If I'm ever wrong, it's because America was against me. Yes, the country."
How do you write that shit and not realize you're MENTALLY UNWELL?
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Josiah was right, Pats "comebacks" and entire way of talking and mannerisms are incredibly homosexual."See you soon...."
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Fucking seriously read through his xeets at the time.....this was *BEFORE* he was allegedly made unhinged by the cyberstalker conspiracy
I'm starting to think internal homophobia is why Rick is so angry and bitter all the time.
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Yep, he killed her before passing out last night.
She'll be asleep forever. RIP Nikki. Your hoodie was right. They were in the house this whole time.
Will he still try to run the airBnB while she's decomposing, do you think?
Tiny Chinaman
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"Asleep". Code for receiving nigger farts to the cunt
Welf Welf
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The guy posts incredibly gay selfies at one of Milwaukee's most notorious cruising locations, so there's a very good chance he actually is closeted and angry he can't live his life as the real (and very gay) Pat. Nikki of course is his mutual beard, since she's a lesbian who cucked him with a clown.
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Not well.So how's Pat taking the news?
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General Fatton plays diplomat, and retweets a #ThatHappened tale of bullying.
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If it makes anyone feel better (or worse) back around the LAST time the media was howling about this I did see kids playing deportation- of course playing “la migra” was a sport even decades ago in the South.
And after they deport all the brown kids, they start over and the browns deport the whites. Kids don’t give a shit.
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100%
I joke about it, but between his faggy mannerisms, his pompous and effeminate comebacks and way of interacting, and his fucking sus habit of posting selfies at just about Milwaukees Numbah Wan gay cruising sauna, (plus his creepy friendships with legit pedophiles at SFWA) I'm willing tonput money that Pat is legit closeted as fuck, and his relationship is the beard situation it appears.
Nikki's previous relationship was 3rd Wheel in a polycule, too.
If Pat could just come to terms with himself he'd likely be a happier person.
His whole child hangup and all his little quirks seem to be those of a man who was tormented as a child for being faggy, and thus tries to LARP, with his Rustang, his professed knife fighting tough guy status, his gun bro posing... it all seems to be the overcompensation of a closeted homosexual thats only idea of what "real" men are come from the goyslop he consooms.
If Rick wasn't such an unlikeable faggot he'd be pitiable. As it is its just fun to laugh at the faggot.
Watching him repeatedly blunder into exposing his followers to gayporn of his doppleganger when his OCD makes him respond to every message is ironic as hell, given all the other shit.
The Spectre of Gayness haunts Rick
He's never beating those allegations.