🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

He and Elaine should fuck. And spawn.

God, no.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph proves once again that he lives eternally in markdom by screenshotting post made by @BlueArmedDevil

Daddy Dax is there, roughly 1200 viewers. Still hasn't hit the dono goal

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There are plenty of posts made before this one, like how Kino Casino has a consistent 4k viewership verses ralphs 1k, but these posts were conveniently not mentioned. As for Da Gouuhhll Ralph has hit over 1,000 dollars tonight, but is this really as big of a deal as Ralph thinks? Every month, Ralph loses about $750 dollars in revenue to spite-stare at Vickers Jr. This isn't even including his bum fuck arm injury, plane ticket costs, and several $50 dollar flat-brim hats bought and lost along the way. What Ralph doesn't seem to realize, is that his next free-gib-me-1k-bucks-a-thon isn't for another 4 years; what exactly can Ralph do to make big shows that help him (maybe) break even? If anything, this showing just proves that Ralph is financially buck broken beyond repair: it's confirmation that we'll never have another Kingpin, Ralphamania, etc. All the monies gone, and Ralphs blood lust to simply show any sign of life on the EKG monitors is in itself becoming an unsustainable nightmare.
In closing, Louis Prima's "Just A Gigolo"

https://youtu.be/mukQYm-O-AY?si=A1tW3rn9FHZqan21

I ain't got no-body

No-body, cares for me, there's, no-body, cares for me

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Gunt is all alone, again. How fitting.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hi Ralph

 

[porkWellington]

EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS TAX FREE BISH I'M PROUD OF THE COUNTRY MY DADDY GAVE ME

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Hi Ralph

That's quite a sizeable apartment for you to live in his chrome dome

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Man if only there was an election every week. Ralph could actually afford to live in the country where it's taking place!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Thanks to Elon’s new block feature I can now view Ralph’s tweets without resorting to nitter or an alt! Now I get to see him happily gunt shuffle as he tries to reignite his war against Fuentes





Neat graphic I wonder where he stole it from

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That's quite a sizeable apartment for you to live in his chrome dome

Idk, there is this dolphin like laughter that creeps up the pipes occasionally and one of the walls is dented inwards.

 

[Die For Me!]

Thanks to Elon’s new block feature I can now view Ralph’s tweets without resorting to nitter or an alt

Requesting a statement from @theralph: with the recent changes to blocking, are you still able to pop boners when manually blocking users? Or is the magic lost?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Requesting a statement from @theralph: with the recent changes to blocking, are you still able to pop boners when manually blocking users? Or is the magic lost?

This brings up an important question: does Ethan Ralph get off on being a coward? Scientists say yes.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao, his right arm succumbed to excessive gooning, he's gone full cripple.

He's going the way of Jack Scalfatty, losing use of one part of his body after another until totally gimped in a lengthy process of dying gracelessly. Soon he'll be stuck for life in a scootypuff. That will suck to charge up and it will really suck when he ends up homeless.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Requesting a statement from @theralph: with the recent changes to blocking, are you still able to pop boners when manually blocking users? Or is the magic lost?

That was a magical stream to watch live

 

[UCantCCPMe]

This brings up an important question: does Ethan Ralph get off on being a coward? Scientists say yes.

Better question is did Ralph see his cowardice as a flaw or a tactic. For example, telling Aaron he would go a couple rounds with him, then not showing up and wasting everyone's time. Perhaps he knew we wanted content and he purposely denied us that just to own those fuckin kiwi faggot farmers.....

That or he's just a giant pussy and he just couldn't show up with piss-stained pants.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Better question is did Ralph see his cowardice as a flaw or a tactic. For example, telling Aaron he would go a couple rounds with him, then not showing up and wasting everyone's time. Perhaps he knew we wanted content and he purposely denied us that just to own those fuckin kiwi faggot farmers.....

That or he's just a giant pussy and he just couldn't show up with piss, shit, and semen stained pants.

Fixed it for accuracy

 

[Die For Me!]

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edit: New Rape Victim Inbound

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[Rage Pig]

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And then all the inmates of the insane asylum clapped and thumbed truffles out of their assholes which rained down like confetti on my 25 inch cock.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

As much as I've alogged Warski and (ham)PPPlanet they put on a pretty decent show for the election and got a crazy amount of donations. What the fuck did Ralph do? Sit there and stare at the screen quietly for 16 hours? We will never know, because no cares enough to even clip him at this point.

It's so over that no one even bothered to update the thread about his dying show, other than to point out how many more viewers his enemies had.

Doesn't matter, it's not like we missed the great input from such luminaries as notorious pedo lover Dax Herrera, or the Persian homosexual hairdresser (who let's not forget was always a little too angry at Faith, almost like he was jealous), there was also Mark "human Ambien" Collet, Fraudwinson (probably from a cheap motel room while snorting ketamine), or (supposedly) reformed homosexual Milo, and a bunch of z-listers that are not even worth mentioning. Truly a kill report classic.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Thanks to Elon’s new block feature I can now view Ralph’s tweets without resorting to nitter or an alt! Now I get to see him happily gunt shuffle as he tries to reignite his war against Fuentes

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Neat graphic I wonder where he stole it from

The Gunt still seething, but he does have a point about Fuentes and the Groypers not even voting for Trump. He's still dumb, though.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The Gunt still seething, but he does have a point about Fuentes and the Groypers not even voting for Trump. He's still dumb, though.

If he had bothered to just continue fucking with Fuentes instead of trying to lick his boots he'd be a lot more believable.