Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[just Reading a post]

PICK UP THE PHONE HASAN PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE! I NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP HELP ME HASAN YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!

 

[Desire]

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Well boys we did it

Mission Accomplished

 

[mlanguishi]

Null just can't lose. Crazy. GG2 and woke really got BTFO so hard.

Now if Kennedy will get fired from Disney, I heard she just wants to do a 10-12 Skywalker trilogy again!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Glad to see her life going to shit.
Also to people voting AGAINST her going to beauty parlor, realize this lowers her odds of winning this years JULAYS for a category. Just putting that out there.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

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I hope that turns out better than the last time she had a plan involving the words "coming" and "Pike(r)".

 

[Sneedmiser]

Null doesn't have to do anything and his enemies just takes Ls after Ls or become irrelevant entirely on their own.

Neither did Assad. Maybe it's time to go from Internet Juche to Internet Ba'athism.

 

[CrunkLord420]

"I-I-I wasn't laid off! I just made that decision before I left! Also, kiss my ass!"
If she left because of Trump's presidential victory, then god bless Trump.
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Yeah I don't believe her. Just because she "decided" doesn't mean she wasn't laid off. Especially with this timing.

Reminds me how Jeff Gerstmann muddied the water about getting fired by claiming he had "already decided to quit" but was holding off until some arbitrary date.

When is she moving to Canada like all the liberals, whores, and trannies promised they would in 2016?

Imagine how out of touch with reality you'd have to be to want to move to Canada in 2024 holy shit.

 

[SFINAE]

Straight into the crystal. 100,000, nay, 200,000 years. No chance of parole.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Absolutely hilarious.

 

[Drama Trauma]

GamerGate 2.0 is already over before it even really begin.

I think the Sweet Baby Inc. can be a big possibility, but I think SBI is also a sinking ship like Kotaku, they are trying to hide and survive behind another bigger group's name.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

If she goes back to porn, she should only do solo work. No man deserves to be punished by fucking that nasty pussy. The ghosts of her aborted babies might haunt his penis.

 

[marvlouslie]

Those people will soon be unemployed. A great cleansing is beginning.

All we have to do is ride out the great slop wave coming out over the next 3 to 5 years, and maybe we'll get back to making cool shit again.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Lmao, what a great week this has been!

My cup runneth over!

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

All we have to do is ride out the great slop wave coming out over the next 3 to 5 years, and maybe we'll get back to making cool shit again.

I give it 12-18 months before we get cool shit again. Nintendo will be the saviour of gaming and Hollywood will have to chase the shekels of whatever-the-fuck comes after grey-and-gritty and woke-wank.

 

[Dfackt0]

If Kotaku of all places isnt renewing your contract, i would look inward, past the scarred womb tissue, beyond the failing liver, the blackened lungs all the way to the swiss cheese brain, and ask "Swiss cheese brain, why doesnt kotaku love me anymore?" also ask the remainder of your ugly ass when youre gonna fight me i been waiting

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

the fact that any organization even attempting to style itself as serious in any capacity has a literal whore dyke as senior editor at all is a damning indictment. should have close the doors years ago.

still, trump gives us the slightest bit of healing.

Back to porn I guess

i guess that there are degenerates out there enough into the most depraved and grossout pornography. just this prostitute's face would be enough for so much horror.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

i cant wait to see what will be alyssa nobody fucking cares about this retard mercante next chapter in life. goodsped!

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I give it 12-18 months before we get cool shit again. Nintendo will be the saviour of gaming and Hollywood will have to chase the shekels of whatever-the-fuck comes after grey-and-gritty and woke-wank.

nintendo. first time in history, put a literal nigger sheboon as the team captain in pikmin 4. conveniently left out of all promotional material. just fucking little plant creatures from nips and they had to fall for the DEI floyd bullshit. nintendo hasn't fallen for the faggot mockery of marriage or weird gender bs, but they did bend the knee.

nintendo is morally bankrupt and honestly it's only going to get worse as the original nips all die off and the rest is just (((venture capital))).

 

[The Un-Clit]

Couldn't happen to a nastier bitch.

Stay malding, Alyssa.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I'm pretty sure Kotaku is in a transitional phase and absolutely no "writer" has a genuine future there. There's a reason why the old crew left, anyone whose still there is just skeleton crewing until they inevitably get laid off. In this high interest rate environment they're trying to replace them with video game guides written by freelancers and AI.

Your lame ass think pieces aren't profitable. It's telling how few of them are able to pivot to video (it's the lack of talent).