Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

You guys, Becky is having a really bad day.

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The fire looks like it's like 20ish miles from her area, but I can't be assed to look up her dox to be certain. As usual, Becky most affected.
 
Man, an unambiguous Trump victory and California immediately catches on fire. America can't stop winning.
Look, as a Californian I have to say you're wildly misinformed. This beautiful state has decided to take a tip from the Hulk: you can't ever catch on fire if you're never not on fire (:_(
 
I was about to write a scoffing post minimizing Becky’s wildfire doomposting but apparently there really is a fire today in Ventura. It’s a bad day for one, too: unusually windy and unusually dry.

Maybe God is answering my prayers to send Becky’s kitchen to Hell where it belongs.

Guess she shouldn’t have called her family to dump them over the election until she was super sure she wasn’t about to be evacuated. They could have paid for a hotel or something but too bad, they voted for Trump and are therefore dead to Becky.
 
Also: Her catastrophizing of the implications of the results of the 2016 election start on Page 6 of this thread. (“WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE BUT ESPECIALLY ME.”)
Goddamn this cunt is the most useless thing in human form alive.
Look, as a Californian I have to say you're wildly misinformed. This beautiful state has decided to take a tip from the Hulk: you can't ever catch on fire if you're never not on fire
And because of stupid fucking hippies they don't do controlled burns, something even the Indians knew to do before we even got here.
 
Mami and Papi are cut off for REAL this time!!!

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Democrats: fail to predict results or notice anything going on with majority of Americans
Also Democrats: the solution here is to bury our heads in the sand more and stop talking to anyone outside our bubble.

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Neck yourself, Becky. Nice histrionics.

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Any Kiwis in oncology? Or working in biopharma? I have a tremendous opportunity for you: I am going to help you cure every disease known to man. You can make me bathe in plutonium, chase the Bug, go ass-to-mouth with a choleric, won’t make a bit of difference and I’ll tell you why. I am going to live to see Bex Gerber fucking dead.

I want to be clear here that this is neither a threat nor an incitement to violence. This is simply a statement of intent to be a 185 year-old near-vegetable doing all of my biological processes via modern science just so I can watch humanity finally scrape her off the bottom of its collective heel and catapult her straight into Cocytus. Fuck this horrible woman and bring in the top hats, I cannot wait until she is fat-tits-up for the last time.
 
Neck yourself, Becky. Nice histrionics.

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CAN'T STOP WONT STOP

Luckily, I have a fairly free day so I'll check back frequently and see what her latest meltdown is about every few hrs

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Of this list, I suspect the only one she will actually do is ask for money.
Why would I want to make sure my paperwork is all correct and up-to-date with the genocidal Trump government that's going to eliminate clean water/food, vaccines and public education* before murdering me? (Probably should unalived herself after Hannah was born like she promised.)

*All things managed by the State of California, Trump's going to override them thanks to Mami and Papi.
 
You guys, Becky is having a really bad day.

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The fire looks like it's like 20ish miles from her area, but I can't be assed to look up her dox to be certain. As usual, Becky most affected.
Lazy bitch. God literally gave you fire and you won't use it to warm up a meal for your child.
 
some of the other cows have been a bit underwhelming in terms of TRUMPENREICH freakouts but becky came out swinging with openly wanting to thanos-snap the usa.

it's true becky, the top #1 target of this administration is married, wealthy white stay-at-home moms! the moment bad orange man opens the cages of all the slavering, violent J6ers, they're going to swarm towards your mcmansion like a zombie movie

it's too bad the cuckule is all too fat and lazy to do anything because becky self-deporting back to the EU would be hilarious. germans are extremely unpleasant and her relocating there would be a tremendous story arc
 
So I was curious how fucked Becky is with the Mountain fire absolutely raging at 0% contained in her county. Here's a couple maps I put together to give a picture of what's in store for Casa de Cuck:

Yellow circle is the Camarillo Airport for orienting ourselves. The red X on the fire map is roughly the Cuck mansion. The red highlight is my artistic interpretation of FIRE!

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Short answer is: pretty fucked if things continue as they have so far. Hope she doesn't do anything super dumb for Hannah's sake.

Edit to note that the wind direction DOES seem to be in their favor, blowing to the west. At least at this moment.
 
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If it jumps the airport, I think she can start Officially Worrying. There's basically just big, open (extremely dry and unmaintained bc the state of CA handles its natural spaces like literal retards) grassland between the airport and Becky's sex cave. Even with the wind driving the fire west, they could get weird micro-currents from the heat of the fire and it could still spread towards them.

Sorry for the fire sperging, but as a lifelong Californian, wildfire behavior has become an interest of mine.

Also, Becky, you should have known better than to buy a million dollar house that basically backs up against unincorporated grasslands. That's the last house any Californian with an ounce of brains should ever purchase. Especially new construction in an area that's only been developed for a couple decades at most. Dumb dumb dumb.
 
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They might get evacuated. The evacuation zones are creeping southeast. Hopefully they have ensured their home has defensible space (mowed perimeter). According to Becky’s doom posting about Trumpf, she should have her family’s important documents to hand already.

Fire-rated security safes are not actually wildfire proof, they have a burn rating on them that will tell you how long they can withstand flames, but you should still take your birth certs and passports etc when you are evacuated.

My official recommendation is that they leave now, with their documents, heirlooms, and enough supplies for a few days. Daily living stuff can all be replaced. Air quality is going to be fucked which is bad news for Hannah. They should find a dog-friendly hotel (this will be tough because everyone else is ALSO trying to find temporary housing during an evacuation) and get Hannah out of the bad air asap before the roads close and it gets worse.

Having evacuated a few times with a baby, I can say the hardest part is maintaining any semblance of routine or sleep schedule. Bring a pack and play with one of those breathable blackout covers, because chances are you won’t get a multi-room suite with a separate baby bedroom, and a white noise machine to mask the sounds of whichever cuck can’t stop shitting himself.

Firefighters will prioritize homes and lives. Even if you are evacuated, it doesn’t mean your home will burn. It means they want you the fuck out of the way so they can do their jobs. They will do everything they can to protect your house. That means that if reports are coming in that structures and residences have already been lost, it’s a serious emergency and you need to treat it as such.

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Wow, that’s a lot to remember in a time when most people would be panicking. But if your first priority is the safety of your multiple-genetic-disability-marked child, you’d act without hesitation.
It’s stuff you just learn from living in a high-fire risk area for generations. Like how people in hurricane-prone areas know what to do for their annual spanking from Mother Nature.

I included the app name in my SS because Watch Duty is very informative and honestly everyone in California should have it on their phone. It’s very efficient for aggregating and dispensing information from your county and EMS regarding relevant fires and evacuations. I have never lost my home but I have seen flames devour the area around my home and it’s important to stay informed about these things.

Becky, stop xeeting and book a hotel you dumb whore! Hannah doesn’t need to register to be homeschooled at 9 months old.
 
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Wow, that’s a lot to remember in a time when most people would be panicking. But if your first priority is the safety of your multiple-genetic-disability-marked child, you’d act without hesitation.

Don’t worry, Becky has her priorities as a disabled momma concerning the immediate dangers to her daughter straight. She’s sitting on the couch tweeting about the hypothetical education of her ten-month-old under a presidential term that doesn’t begin for more than two months and will be over by the time Hannah is ready to start school.

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What happened to trying to make Aliyah, Becky?

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You guys, Becky is having a really bad day.

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The fire looks like it's like 20ish miles from her area, but I can't be assed to look up her dox to be certain. As usual, Becky most affected.

>As usual, Becky most affected.

This thought occurred to me a little bit ago: While almost all the lolcows here are probably genuinely miserable about Trump winning, I suspect that Becky, the ultimate narcissist, is secretly happy about it because her number one tactic for attention is 'woe is me' behavior.
 
>As usual, Becky most affected.

This thought occurred to me a little bit ago: While almost all the lolcows here are probably genuinely miserable about Trump winning, I suspect that Becky, the ultimate narcissist, is secretly happy about it because her number one tactic for attention is 'woe is me' behavior.

And it ensures that any characteristically BPD actions she takes can be framed as revolutionary action.
 
You do not teach a child things he cannot physically comprehend.
I actually do like the whole "use actual words with with children" thing, it's how I was raised, I find baby-talk grating, but dear God, there's just something uniquely dumb about using Scrabble words to tell your baby your shit stinks, and then telling Twitter.
Declaring that your infant daughter is "bisexual in waiting" has to be one of the most creepy pedoshit things I've ever heard. Especially since it came from left field, with no "obvious joke" context to make it less skin-crawling.
There is a context, but it's a very stupid one. There's a meme that bisexual people never sit in chairs normally, they always have to have a leg up or crossed or something. Because he's in an echo chamber, he doesn't realize how weird this sounds.
 
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