Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Hey bro, at least you can't reproduce, that's a positive.

Spoiler: More election talk

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So, to summarize the statements Kevin himself has made which these posts contradict:
- You can detransition at any time.
- Your body magically understands how to produce and react to the opposite sex's hormones.
- TIFs and TIMs are impossible to clock after a certain point.
- Kevin himself convincingly passes.
- Kevin's Mxstress can sufficiently protect him from any and all danger.

Amazing how much can change after a single election result.

 

[FinnSven]

With the following in mind……

This is literally Lenny's death in Of Mice and Men. Foreshadowing?

Maybe.

I would have thought Penny would have done this by now though. The alpaca mass grave was the perfect time.

“D’misstress, I gets to tend transformers?”

“Yeah Kevv-Kathryn, you gets to tend the transformers,”

*Penny sobs*

*Pow!*

“Optimus gonna take good care of you Kat, I’m sorry”.

Kevin's Mxstress can sufficiently protect him from any and all danger.

This is true.

 

[stupid frog]

Waddles straight into the wilderness, never to be seen again...

Mashed potato is back on the menu, boys

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kev's money problems could be easily solved if he learned to let go of the toys and sell them on eBay. You'd be surprised how much some of those things, even without the original packaging, can go for these days.

That’s very sweet of you to think Kevin keeps any of his toys in their original packaging.

Kevin quite literally tears into all of his new toys like a savage animal when he gets them them. He’s shown videos of his floor completely covered in half ripped apart toy boxes. When he needs to store them, he just a leaves them in black trash bags or large plastic containers I assume in the attic since he no longer lives in the tranch and has to live in Penny‘s parents house.

Kevvie did defend his toy purchases as an “investment” when he and the tranch were getting their shit kicked on Twitter in for folding in less than a year after getting 100k because someone drove past their ranch.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevvie did defend his toy purchases as an “investment” when he and the tranch were getting their shit kicked on Twitter in for folding in less than a year after getting 100k because someone drove past their ranch.

The second you take a toy out of the box it loses a ton of value. He's not a very good investor.

 

[Squid Diddler]

"You can't bind breast implants"

No shit retard, you would just get them removed.

 

[Friendly Futa]

"You can't bind breast implants"

No shit retard, you would just get them removed.

Are you implying my tiddies aren't real and valid, you fucking transphobe?

 

[AnOminous]

The second you take a toy out of the box it loses a ton of value. He's not a very good investor.

This worthless assblasted faggot isn't good at anything.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't want to look, when is that next useless surgery appointment of his? After January 20th? Can Trump just have his stormtroopers grab him while he's in so they don't have to make the trip out to Penny's parents house?

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

It's a bit surreal seeing Kevin and the online troonsphere (as well as Resistance™ libs in general), in all apparent seriousness, making the exact same predictions of tranny death camps and such as the first time around while posting to Xitter/Bluesky/Discord from their phones at home, rather than not posting at all because they've been rounded up into death camps. Guess it's time to strap in for Trans Genocide 2: The Re-Cissening.

>>>"this place is my primary mode of social interaction"

This shouldn't be a major revelation to anyone who's been following Kevin for any length of time, but man, it's extra pathetic when he just comes out and says it like that.

It's really kind of insidious when you think about it, though. No wonder so many perpetually online shut-in nerds fall victim to the trans mind virus.

online.

>>>"Gonna have to start talking about my personal life way less online."

What do you know, he actually had a good idea for once. Let's see how long he actually sticks with it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You know the original tranch was founded because of the trump election the first time around and the growing "white nationalism" in Colorado at the time. But I doubt Kevin or any of the former tranchers have the means to start another one.

 

[FinnSven]

You know the original tranch was founded because of the trump election the first time around and the growing "white nationalism" in Colorado at the time. But I doubt Kevin or any of the former tranchers have the means to start another one.

Yeah, Bonnie wee Paul was the only one who could convince his parents, possibly just his mother, to co-sign.
I would also assume reasonably that one would need assets of an equivalent value to such a plot of land to be able to co-sign.

If Penny had been able to exploit the generosity of his grandparents, he would have done it then.

Penny’s grandfather is supposed to own a few properties, so again, telling that he probably has the means but refused to co-sign, or Penny knew it would be no for an answer so didn’t bother.

Secondly, what these idiots fail to realize is that the ones who they think are out to kill them are actually the ones who would react very violently against Trump loyal stormtroopers rounding up Troons and putting them in camps.

These kinds of republicans and patriots, while they dislike troonery and all its ridiculous nonsense, they certainly object to death camps and governmental tyranny more.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Penny’s grandfather is supposed to own a few properties, so again, telling that he probably has the means but refused to co-sign, or Penny knew it would be no for an answer so didn’t bother.

I think you need to remember when Bonnie helped Penny move out of the previous tranch, he mentioned that Penny hid away a lot of junk in a nearby toolshed and reasoning that it was the next owners problem to solve. I assume Penny must've wrecked properties before with his hoarding, so I'm sure the grandfather is very aware of this. I assume the current mini-tranch is essentially Penny getting his early inheritance (and probably a property that's not hugely valuable where him trashing it would be a disaster).

 

[Law]

He's not a very good investor.

Amholes are known to depreciate rapidly in value.

Guess it's time to strap in for Trans Genocide 2: The Re-Cissening.

It's funny that they're all convinced Trump will come murder them when transanity really started to go into turbo-overdrive during the first Trump administration. I for one am really hoping for a Tranch 2.0.

Penny hid away a lot of junk in a nearby toolshed and reasoning that it was the next owners problem to solve

As someone who became the next owner of a place like this, yet another reason to dislike Penny.

 

[A Grey Cat]

what these idiots fail to realize is that the ones who they think are out to kill them are actually the ones who would react very violently against Trump loyal stormtroopers rounding up Troons and putting them in camps.

These kinds of republicans and patriots, while they dislike troonery and all its ridiculous nonsense, they certainly object to death camps and governmental tyranny more.

We may hate you for wasting our tax dollars, time and oxygen, but we also live to prevent the very tyrannical abuse of power that not only do you fear but was the reason america was founded to begin with.


It's like that stonetoss comic ((I think it was stonetoss) where some antifa fag throws a brick one second the next he's begging the cops to protect him the next. If some legislation ever was passed in the US that even hinted it would start establishing internment camps for anyone, even the transgendered. The patriots would be first in line to stop such a thing from happening.

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

>>>"Gonna have to start talking about my personal life way less online."

What do you know, he actually had a good idea for once. Let's see how long he actually sticks with it.

Knowing him, nothing will change, because he can't change, at least not for the better (except for his eventual death)

As someone who became the next owner of a place like this, yet another reason to dislike Penny.

With all due respect, I doubt it was quite like this, can only imagine what kind of horrors are locked in Penny' shed.

 

[goyangi]

Figured I'd post some Kev updates for the curious.

Spoiler: nsfw, moobs

Keyboard:

The garish pink keyboard next to all his autistic male nerd shit is really peak visual metaphor for troonism in general.

Spoiler: keyboard autism

He mentions needing "tactile" keys but bought blue switches, which are the "clicky" type of switch (the other two being linear and tactile). Because of how the switches work, you can't really have a tactile clicky switch. Just some sperging. My guess is Kevin picked up "mechanical keyboard good" the same way he picks up all of his political beliefs that he regurgitates ad infinitum - surface level and with no actual understanding of why those beliefs are held by the people who genuinely believe them.


(amazon listing)

You may notice the brand "RisoPhy" doesn't match the logo, which is because they are probably the same company making T-Dagger, another cheap chinkshit keyboard manu that sells on Amazon, because Amazon has become a glorified Alibaba:

He hit 5k. Seems pretty small compared to his Twitter following but for Bluesky it's probably sizable. There is something to be said for a man in his 40s whose biggest accomplishment to date is a KF thread and a few thousand internet autists following him, but have this victory, Kev.


I wouldn't call myself a Whovian or whatever but this has to be a universally accepted trash take, right?


Not really much else interesting. Reposts:

Spoiler: nsfw warning

Grooooom.


Stinkditch reposting:

The fakest, most pornrotten reaction but okay. He claims to be 5 months out from rotpocket surgery, so kudos I guess on the "healing".





Four degrees and his main income is shitposting and troon thirst traps online? Oof.



Very lesbian much wow.

Another bonus pic from "Hannah":

God give me the confidence of a medicore overweight AGP transbian.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I don't get troons who use their IRL name and face for their profiles. Well, I DO, but still. It has to do with online being the best way to carve an identity of their choosing out of, and has everyone give you asspats unlike IRL. It likely started as their digital self anyway.

 

[Necrosan]

The garish pink keyboard next to all his autistic male nerd shit is really peak visual metaphor for troonism in general.

I can't get over how retarded this keyboard choice is, it literally upset me more than stumbling upon the moobs. A pink keyboard is going to contrast horribly with the LED lights and what are they even there in the first place? No woman would ever pick that keyboard, it's a shame that you can't see how many people have bought that specific color because I'm positive that all of them would be troons.

The figurines themselves too, they are just random. I see Transformers, a Peach one, some videogames ones and Hazbin Hotel, it's literally just random media. They are not even organized, just stockpiled randomly. It's an assault on the human eye.

 

[a hapless toad]

I assume the current mini-tranch is essentially Penny getting his early inheritance (and probably a property that's not hugely valuable where him trashing it would be a disaster).

According to Zillow it's worth $1.3 million. Or could be, if it hadn't been infested with troons...

He mentions needing "tactile" keys but bought blue switches, which are the "clicky" type of switch (the other two being linear and tactile). Because of how the switches work, you can't really have a tactile clicky switch. Just some sperging.

Kevin meant the tactile sensation of clicky keys, he likely doesn't know the difference between clicky, linear, and tactile switches, nor what color switches have which of the three structures and which ones are best.

(It's brown. Brown switches are best.)