🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Terfmaster9000]

Burt’s faggotry being emboldened by the crew is hilarious in terms of content, but it really is a stark reminder of how degenerate gay people are and how much I can’t stand them.

Yes but it would be funny if he raped jeet for the content.

 

[Sankbawlz]

They just did a floor is lava challenge in the den, things of note:

• winner gets five famous bucks
• rules are no touching floor, stairs, and wood trim is out of bounds line and also not touchable
• added rule of no moving back to an obstacle you came from
• jeet touches wood trim on first round but no one catches it
• obstacles keep getting moved/removed every round making play area smaller and smaller
• I wonder how sturdy that mirror stand is, people keep standing on it and I am surprised it has not shattered
• final three are Binx, Mizzy, and La'Ron
• Binx has a wardrobe malfunction leading to her fumbling and getting eliminated
• Mizzy fumbles and La'Ron is the winner

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Alex is currently relating his conspiracy theories about the show from last night to Mizzy. Mizzy said it sounded really intense and that Alex and Smaack sound like they're spiraling. She's had like half a dozen opportunities (even before being chided by Sam), to confirm or at least encourage theories like these, but she always just doubles down on the gaslight.

 

[cottage crow]

For posterity...

Stacy's mom turns me the fuck on
I know that it's sick and I know that it's wrong
Stacy your pussy ain't doin shit for me
I know that she's your mom
But tell that to my 8 inch schlong

Stacy's daughter has never got me harder
Her tight pink pussy gets me hot and bothered
Stacy can't you see I don't care that she's nineteen
I know that she's your daughter
But that just makes it even hotter

Stacy's son has always made me cum
Been jerking to him since he turned 21
Stacy can't you see I need that dick inside of me
I know that he's your son
But that just makes it a lot more fun

And now... Stacy's dad...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Alex is currently relating his conspiracy theories about the show from last night to Mizzy. Mizzy said it sounded really intense and that Alex and Smaack sound like they're spiraling. She's had like half a dozen opportunities (even before being chided by Sam), to confirm or at least encourage theories like these, but she always just doubles down on the gaslight.

She's too stupid to do anything more than what production told her, to deny the show is live and steer all conversation away from that.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

 

[Plasticise]

New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout
He is a forklift operator, but he is not certified. He is from Oklahoma

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout

They told this mf it was a male modeling gig that would last a day lol. He has no idea what's going on and he applied as a joke.

 

[Smegward]

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New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout

closest thing to eggy that we'll ever get on fishtank

 

[Csigabiga66]

New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout
He is a forklift operator, but he is not certified. He is from Oklahoma

This nigga has a whole sim rig at home, so fucking based

 

[else_letter]

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New freeloader unlocked: Jobe, the acid burnout
He is a forklift operator, but he is not certified. He is from Oklahoma

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Since nobody else posted it yet Jobe is a wigger plant that knows Jet and follows a bunch of Fishtank people on his socials.

https://soundcloud.com/autisticboysmoneyclan/moneychatnet-fuck-money

https://www.instagram.com/forehead______/

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

TTS just told Burt that Kamala Harris won the election with 312 electoral votes

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Since nobody else posted it yet Jobe is a wigger plant that knows Jet and follows a bunch of fishtank people on his socials.

https://www.instagram.com/forehead______/

This could be the fastest freeloader collapse ever lol. The Fish have been grilling Jobe on stuff and he's a terrible liar. I just don't get it. There's still so many interesting dynamics to explore with the remaining Fish. What's the point of adding in one of Jet's wigger friends if he's a bad liar and not that entertaining? It only risks blowing the façade of the show. High risk low reward.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Did Alexis just called Mizzy a nigger?

 

[Smegward]

oh they're all yelling over each other now. this show rules.

 

[Csigabiga66]

Aight KINO IS BACK.

 

[cottage crow]

New freeloader: Jobe

If he were a spice, he would be flour.
Burt has currently cornered him in the locker room jail cell and is asking him about his sexuality.
Other fish warned Jobe prior to meeting Burt that Burt would probably try to hit on him.
Jobe keeps saying "you're freaking me out, man."


Jobe lied and told the fish that Kamala Harris won for president.
They believe him.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Chat went from "it's so over" to "we're so back" within a span of 20 minutes. LOL little black gay boy from chicago and wrestling man connor are arguing now

 

[bookers]

Jobe lied and told the fish that Kamala Harris won for president.
They believe him.

lmao.
funny