2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

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CaddestSlown said:
Love to see it.
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I am not crazy! I know he hid those ballots! I knew it was 80 million. One less then Biden's age. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just—I just couldn't prove it. He—he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the polling station to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That rally! Are you telling me that a man just happens to dodge a bullet? No! He orchestrated it! Trump! He fellated a microphone! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I let him run for office! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the ballot box! But not our Trump! Couldn't be precious Trump! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be president!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you—you have to stop him! You—

 
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The Blue Morpho said:
The more they try to strike out at him, the stronger he becomes.
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His whole Gimmick was
The Underdog Candidate
The exact moment he basically was any other politician the spice was gone.
Now he's even more of
The Underdog Candidate^2
The best way to defeat him is to accept him. He thrives off of controversy.
 
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Gehenna said:
That's not how any of that works. First off, he can only be blocked for treason which requires a conviction. Even if accepting a pardon -was- an admission of guilt... he has not been tried and convicted.

Second, a pardon is -not- an admission of guilt. Not under any legal context. In fact a -lot- of pardons are on the basis of "We believe them to be wrongly convicted". See, every single J6 pardon coming up.

Three, even if neither of the above two were true, being a felon doesn't prevent someone being a president. This is settled case law, actually.


In short, what you just said is fucking stupid.
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Not as stupid as charging an ex president with a false records felony because he paid his lawyer for doing an nda while forcing a jury conviction. And thats a thing that actually happened.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Bro call me a child, but this is literally Optimus and Megatron teaming up at the end of like, every Transformers series to defeat the greater threat. This is fucking cinema man.
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That’s what’s depressing about all of this. Because they think Trump is literal Hitler nowhere will ever let you make the crazy anime triology this clearly is into actual movies.

Even though it would do gang busters.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
These are the same people who used the Cheney family's endorsements as a flex.

They have no principles and no morals. It's always "Party First."
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I still wonder how any supposedly evolved human mind can become this reliant and hopelessly loyal to an ideology/party that has been shown to not deserve it and have many inconsistencies.
Gehenna said:
I am okay with it on purely pragmatic terms. It utterly defangs quite literally the last bit of ammo and 'win' the Uniparty has for Trump, lets Biden go out the door on a "high" note, ensures Biden has a rock solid reason to ensure that the transition goes as smoothly as possible, and... only requires letting Hunter Biden get off on some fairly minor charges.


That's fucking nothing for the gain it gets.
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Hunter was never going to get charged with anything, he was born free of consequences when his family have that many connections. Might as well cut our looses.
 
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namelesstacotruck said:
Not as stupid as charging an ex president with a false records felony because he paid his lawyer for doing an nda while forcing a jury conviction. And thats a thing that actually happened.
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No, stupider. Because even in the magical fairyland where somehow some did try that line of logic it would need to be approved by -both- the Republican controlled House and the Republican controlled SCOTUS. Those are the bodies that would decide this -even if- it somehow magically came to be.

Actually think through your schizophrenia induced fantasies, please.
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
I want you to know that I am bookmarking posts like this from you and a couple of other retarded seething copers in this thread so that a year from now when none of this shit you’re spewing comes to pass, I can bring the posts up and we can laugh at how much of a seething malding faggot you are because your dipshit candidate lost due to being a massive retard pajeetataking the reigns from a dementia patient
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I will be laughing at economically illiterate MAGA morons like you instead just the price gouging we've seen over the last few years, grocery prices start to actually inflate because food is literally rotting on the tree because Trump deported everyone who was willing to pick it in the hot sun for 5 cents an hour
 
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Frank_Jaeger said:
I will be laughing at economically illiterate MAGA morons like you instead just the price gouging we've seen over the last few years, grocery prices start to actually inflate because food is literally rotting on the tree because Trump deported everyone who was willing to pick it in the hot sun for 5 cents an hour
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I thought the money dried up, are you doing this for free?

Also lol, how dare we hire LEGAL crop pickers.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Schizo theory: he was actually being drugged to make him less coherent this whole time.

Once they decided Joe needed to go, they started slipping him roofies and poisoning him.

Now he's sober and lucid again.
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I'd actually believe this in a heart beat.
Gar For Archer said:
This story arc is just too fucking kino I can’t believe it’s real life sometimes. We’re truly living in historical times, hopefully before I die Hollywood will get un-cucked and they make an epic historical drama of the Trump years.
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This does need to be a movie, a trilogy if you will. Its too good to sit in a dusty old history book. This picture alone is a four hour epic:
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HTTP Error 404 said:
The one thing that Trump could do that would 100% get him assassinated would be an audit of the fed. He'd be dead before he could finish signing the paper.
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That's why he's going to have Rand Paul do it lol.
6MillionCoofs said:
That’s what’s depressing about all of this. Because they think Trump is literal Hitler nowhere will ever let you make the crazy anime triology this clearly is into actual movies.

Even though it would do gang busters.
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Oh ye of so little faith. Give it a minute.
 
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