Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

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UnbirthOfANation said:
I refuse to believe he is some kind of mastermind as much as a constantly failing upwards real life Richie Rich (the having comically wealthy parents part, not the charitable naivete part) or a modern day Timothy Dexter. Most of the things he's done in his life were accomplished by throwing heaps of money at everything, and benefitting massively from the things that work, and somehow, everything fortunately pans out in the positive.
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Again he does not have comically wealthy parents his parents at most had maybe 3 or $4 million that's not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things comically wealthy parents is your father being someone like Mark Cuban or Bill Gates Warren buffett's kids are a bunch of screw ups.

Gates also had very wealthy parents his mother literally knew the CEO of IBM as well as one of the board members that she was friends with
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
Again he does not have comically wealthy parents his parents at most had maybe 3 or $4 million that's not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things comically wealthy parents is your father being someone like Mark Cuban or Bill Gates Warren buffett's kids are a bunch of screw ups.

Gates also had very wealthy parents his mother literally knew the CEO of IBM as well as one of the board members that she was friends with
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Whether it be somewhat wealthy, or fabulously wealthy, or any other adjective I could have used, Elon still was able to benefit greatly from generational wealth, and he acts like a child. Which was the point of the obviously hyperbolic statement. I didn't actually mean to imply that Elon grew up doing swan dives into his family's vault like Scrooge McDuck.
 
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Queesechake said:
You really believe Musk is richer than the Rothschilds?
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All of them? Maybe not. But not a single individual Rothschild is even in the top ten. Jacob Rothschild was before he died (but not the $18 quintillion or whatever people claimed) although the current richest actual Rothschild barely makes the list. I suppose you could count Bernard Arnault as an honorary Rothschild.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

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I can't get over these fucking names. Techno Mechanicus? Are you serious? That's worse then all of these niggers out here naming their kids Shaquanniqua and LaDarius. What the fuck, man.
 
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Mad At The Intranet said:
I can't get over these fucking names. Techno Mechanicus? Are you serious? That's worse then all of these niggers out here naming their kids Shaquanniqua and LaDarius. What the fuck, man.
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That's what happens when you wilfully procreate with a BPD ~art fae~. Those are all names Grimes picked out, though Elon approved them.

Fun fact, the second child with Grimes, Exa, was originally supposed to be named Valkyrie. Only, she told Elon this plan, and he turned around and suggested it to Shivon, whose pregnancy was secret at the time. Shivon gave birth to twins first (note: Grimes was using surrogates for the 2nd and 3rd child; their gestations overlapped because she was using two separate surrogates; the first surrogate pregnancy overlapped with Shivon's first pregnancy, which Grimes was unaware of at the time) and named the girl twin Valkyrie, initially. Grimes found out and threw a vague-posting fit on Xitter. So then Shivon legally changed her daughter's name from Valkyrie to Azure, and the legal filing is how the public found out about the existence of Shivon's twins. Then Shivon and Grimes had to publicly quash the beef that Elon had created between them, because harem drama was making him look bad.

I made a post about it in the Grimes thread.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

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A billionare should have as many children as he can. Hes not some crackhead, drug dealer who is siring bastards the taxpayers will have to take care of. Every one of those children will be taken care of, incredibly high IQ and be contributing members of society.
 
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Michael_Jordan_Peterson said:
A billionare should have as many children as he can. Hes not some crackhead, drug dealer who is siring bastards the taxpayers will have to take care of. Every one of those children will be taken care of, incredibly high IQ and be contributing members of society.
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>"Every one of those children"
>One has already trooned out

I don't want to say that you're entirely wrong, just that you're incredibly optimistic.
 
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That's what happens when you wilfully procreate with a BPD ~art fae~. Those are all names Grimes picked out, though Elon approved them.

Fun fact, the second child with Grimes, Exa, was originally supposed to be named Valkyrie. Only, she told Elon this plan, and he turned around and suggested it to Shivon, whose pregnancy was secret at the time. Shivon gave birth to twins first (note: Grimes was using surrogates for the 2nd and 3rd child; their gestations overlapped because she was using two separate surrogates; the first surrogate pregnancy overlapped with Shivon's first pregnancy, which Grimes was unaware of at the time) and named the girl twin Valkyrie, initially. Grimes found out and threw a vague-posting fit on Xitter. So then Shivon legally changed her daughter's name from Valkyrie to Azure, and the legal filing is how the public found out about the existence of Shivon's twins. Then Shivon and Grimes had to publicly quash the beef that Elon had created between them, because harem drama was making him look bad.

I made a post about it in the Grimes thread.
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He's so autistic that he tried to recreate a harem anime.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
And all of this because they turned his son into a woman this all could have been avoided if you were just left Elon musk's children alone

also do love people calling Elon Musk a dumb person yeah he's a dumb person who's just the single richest man in the world owns all the most prominent technology companies very stupid person.

The only thing I'll say about the guy is he's definitely someone who should not randomly uh tweet out that random people are pedophiles you should consider getting a publicist
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Where was Elon when his son trained out? Fucking absent African immigrant dads.
 
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TheMeanOne said:
Elon's weird because he's great at PR but also terrible at PR.

Elon's never the brains behind an operation but the general public thinks he's some kind of genius science guy. He's smart about how he plays on this perception.

Musk clearly has Daddy issues and wants to have more kids/have more sex/be more manly than his dad. This is where Elon gets into LOLcow territory. He thinks this is a sign of strength, but it's more like he gets played by a lot of women (Amber Heard) and also reveals his insecurities. Like his hair plugs. If he'd been an actually confident guy he'd've Telly Savalas'd it.

Elon's attempts to be seen as a good guy through charity or whatever generally backfire. When his cave rescue proposal failed and he called the hero diver a pedo, like fucking hell that was hilarious. But it made people dislike him. With his Starlink satellites he hasn't actually brought knowledge to anyone. They're just fapping to porn and learning to waste time on social media now. Colonialism couldn't kill off some of these isolated native groups, but Elon's invention probably will. That will be fucking hilarious. He'll probably get demonized as an evil cyber-colonizer and go down in history as Hitler 2.0.

Fucking Elon. He can't stay out of his own way; I have a strong suspicion he'll manage to lose everything and die penniless; even his kids don't seem to like him. He's the world's biggest LOLcow.
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Musk does have father issues and I think that's why he's not afraid to be so hostile to the whole neo liberal world order. His father was his entire world growing up and his dad probably hated that his son was a weird introverted nerd and resented Elon.

That had two side effects, Elon knows how to handle when big important people in your life actively are repulsed by you. The only way to thrive in that environment is to not fear conflict and dont let being isolated stop you from crushing it.

Motiviated Elon to emasculate his Dad by becoming exponentially more successful then Musk SR ever could. Both financially socially and evolutionary.

But in classic Elon fashion achieve all those goals in the most autistic manner possible. Like he only procreates via test tubes and selecting for males.

I hope Elon has become a better father especial for his younger kids and the highlight of watching Tucker Carlson's election night stream was Elon and his son.


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Justa Grata Honoria said:
gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

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Looks like Saxon's on the verge of trooning out as well very sad.

I do think X is Elon's Barron the apple of his eye. Too bad the kids mother is Grimes who is the worse kind of borderline.
 
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