Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[The Hardest R]

gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13840175/Elon-Musk-trans-daughter-mocks-incel-nonsense-Taylor-Swift-baby.html

Justine is the only normal looking one there. But if I was worth $200+ billion like him I’d be fucking a much higher caliber thot than fucking Grimes. Imagine having virtually infinite amounts of wealth and this is the best your autistic ass could do.

 

[TaterBot]

Elon Musk is a SAVANT. Do you know what that means?

Is he strange? yes Is he different? definitely yes. Is he autistic? perhaps/probably.
This man taught himself rocket science! Is he brilliant, a super genius? He's a SAVANT for pete's sake. yes and yes.
Do you think he cares what people think of him? Do you think he'd rather be a normal average nobody like you and me?

edit, no + posting: from brainmanager.io
"Sure, he may possess less emotional and social intelligence than an average person — which may explain his erratic behavior. Still, overall, Elon is a visionary entrepreneur and a genius whose mark is indelible."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Elon Musk is a SAVANT. Do you know what that means?

Is he strange? yes Is he different? definitely yes. Is he autistic? perhaps/probably.
This man taught himself rocket science! Is he brilliant, a super genius? He's a SAVANT for pete's sake. yes and yes.
Do you think he cares what people think of him? Do you think he'd rather be a normal average nobody like you and me?

edit, no + posting: from brainmanager.io
"Sure, he may possess less emotional and social intelligence than an average person — which may explain his erratic behavior. Still, overall, Elon is a visionary entrepreneur and a genius whose mark is indelible."

Elons not going to fuck you bro

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

gotta say when newspapers have to make a tree to showcase whos child is whos baby momma you need to reconsider life choises seriosly bruh

With all the silly names he's given his children, I wasn't initially sure if the child labeled as "Unnamed" is dubbed as such because they haven't yet been named publicly, or because that really is the child's given name.

 

[SugarKane]

LMAO
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1853612871877329188 [Archive]

 

[mofu mofo]

"Sure, he may possess less emotional and social intelligence than an average person — which may explain his erratic behavior. Still, overall, Taterbot is a visionary poaster and a cringelord whose mark is indelible."

Meanwhile, Elon proclaims that the truth wins in the end while retweeting a very Lies, damned lies and statistics graph which compares a 20yr timebase to a 2 month one with different units on the X axes:

 

[Law]

Elons not going to fuck you bro

If you convince him that it'll piss off his father, he might.
Bonus points if he gets to name the kid something leet.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Elon Musk is a SAVANT. Do you know what that means?

Is he strange? yes Is he different? definitely yes. Is he autistic? perhaps/probably.
This man taught himself rocket science! Is he brilliant, a super genius? He's a SAVANT for pete's sake. yes and yes.
Do you think he cares what people think of him? Do you think he'd rather be a normal average nobody like you and me?

edit, no + posting: from brainmanager.io
"Sure, he may possess less emotional and social intelligence than an average person — which may explain his erratic behavior. Still, overall, Elon is a visionary entrepreneur and a genius whose mark is indelible."

It doesn't matter how smart someone is if they think they are smarter than they actually are. Sometimes high IQ people are so good at persuasion that they can actually persuade themselves into believing/doing extremely retarded things.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Starlink is still a retard idea that survives off of investment capital. It's never going to be profitable, even if every person on earth were a subscriber. Musk's only business plan for all of his ventures is getting too big to fail. It relies on ground infrastructure too, so it isn't some kind of competitor to telecom companies either. And FYI I'm not some leftycuck and my dislike of Musk has nothing to do with politics(which he doesn't even believe in.)

It's even better when you realize starlink exist only because SpaceX is retarded idea by itself as there is no real reason for cheap reusable space rockets atm, so he had to create artificial demand for it.
He also done it with Vegas loop, which helped increase Tesla sales.

He nonstop promises vaporwave tech and clueles tech bros, who have not picked up physics book post high school, keep eating this shit.
Robotaxis 2020? Trucks that will haul more batteries than cargo? Taxis stuck in underground traffic?
Vacuum train? Battery swapping in tesla(He go EV credits for this btw)? Starship earth to earth?

He has like three somewhat functional projects (Testa, SpaceX, Maybe NeuraLink). that live off government and investor subsidies. Which without constant over-hyping of new and shiny bullshit they would crash and burn long time ago.
I am honestly amazed how one man can create such massive cult of personality by shitposting on social media, and being confidently clueless.

Spoiler: Genius who is very confident in his expertise

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

It's even better when you realize starlink exist only because SpaceX is retarded idea by itself as there is no real reason for cheap reusable space rockets atm, so he had to create artificial demand for it.
He also done it with Vegas loop, which helped increase Tesla sales.

He nonstop promises vaporwave tech and clueles tech bros, who have not picked up physics book post high school, keep eating this shit.
Robotaxis 2020? Trucks that will haul more batteries than cargo? Taxis stuck in underground traffic?
Vacuum train? Battery swapping in tesla(He go EV credits for this btw)? Starship earth to earth?

He has like three somewhat functional projects (Testa, SpaceX, Maybe NeuraLink). that live off government and investor subsidies. Which without constant over-hyping of new and shiny bullshit they would crash and burn long time ago.
I am honestly amazed how one man can create such massive cult of personality by shitposting on social media, and being confidently clueless.

Spoiler: Genius who is very confident in his expertise

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I really can't think of anything more retarded than the anti-Elon posts in this thread.

It's okay to think that Elon is a sped that posts goofy shit on the internet. It's okay to think that he often overpromises on some of his tech initiatives and that some are honestly probably impractical. Autonomous cars were never going to be a thing because of liability. The rocket tunnel is actually a solid idea for transportation, but not on this planet. His mars colony plans are vastly overblown, although it looks like he will get us there in short order.

But this is one of the dumbest sentences ever written on the Farms: "He has like three somewhat functional projects (Testa, SpaceX, Maybe NeuraLink). that live off government and investor subsidies."


Telsa is THE electric car manufacturer with a hundred billion in revenue a year. SpaceX is THE American space program. NeuraLink is mostly unproven but extremely promising. Somewhat functional? Just total haterade horseshit.

You should look up what a subsidy is. The government paying for an service the public needs, like launching satellites, isn't a subsidy. When a state government buys police cars, it's not a subsidy. Tesla gets green subsidies but guess what? It was the Elon hating demographic that was so insistent on these green energy subsidies in the first place. Now they're complaining about it when they were the ones pushing for it in the first place? Just people saying whatever, because autism man bad I guess.

You guys are trying so hard to pretend that Elon is dumb and a failure because you are in your feelings, but the case you present is laughable.

 

[Quioui]

He obviously had some kind of fake astroturfing, because he appeared out of nowhere, trying to occupy a niche similar to the one Bill Gates cultivated I'd imagine.

I remember a massive blog post series by Wait But Why from 2015-2017 (Archive, all sub-links are archived as well, just click them) that did an amazing job of selling Elon Musk. It paints him as a genius and a messiah that will forever change the world as we know it.
Wait But Why used to influential in some crowds, when personal blogs were still a thing.

It did a good job of convincing me back then, and while I don't have the time to re-read all of that, I bet a lot of it aged poorly. It surprisingly seems un-edited despite the drastic shift of Elon Musk's public perception. Now-a-day it makes for a good repository of all the dream-like projects Elon tried to sell, it should be right in your alley if you like learning about failed grandiose Kick-Starter projects.

I started having doubts about Elon when I remembered about him as all the memes with him smoking a blunt on Joe Rogan's podcast started cropping up and I realized nothing had came out of it after several years. And obviously any hopes were trashed when I became aware of his tweets.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Still liking Elon is the easiest way to out the midwits and the underaged. People that think the only metric of success is the amount of zeros in someone's bank account. You can be occupationally and financially successful and still be a gigantic fucking loser.

 

[AnOminous]

A billionare should have as many children as he can. Hes not some crackhead, drug dealer who is siring bastards the taxpayers will have to take care of. Every one of those children will be taken care of, incredibly high IQ and be contributing members of society.

Lmao no. His most famous offspring is a fucking troon.

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Lmao no. His most famous offspring is a fucking troon.

1/12 in LA for celebrity children has gotta be defying the odds. Also its always weird when a bunch of troons will use being a troon as a bad thing when its convenient. To me saying one of his kids trooned out is like saying one got cancer. Can happen to anyone but hopefully it becomes less common.

 

[AnOminous]

1/12 in LA for celebrity children has gotta be defying the odds. Also its always weird when a bunch of troons will use being a troon as a bad thing when its convenient. To me saying one of his kids trooned out is like saying one got cancer. Can happen to anyone but hopefully it becomes less common.

Sorry but Elon Musk is a blatant autist. Autism is highly associated with troonery. The man has troonery in his genes.

Seriously why the fuck are you simping for a complete autist lolcow in his lolcow thread?

Do you even understand this site? Lolcow threads are for mocking the lolcow, not for dangling from the lolcow's nuts.

 

[Sammich]

benefit greatly from generational wealth

I don't think he got much of anything from his dad. Would be more accurate to say he benefited from subsidies from the US gov't. But then that wouldn't really be generational either.

it's much easier to put him into a group with gates or besos imho.

 

[Michael Wade]

Look how far this magnificent bastard has come. He's autistic for sure, but I think he's also adaptable. What's the old saying? A good inventor/investor can have a thousand failures but only needs a couple successes to make it rich?

If Trump burns Elon that’d be the best possible outcome.

He can't really do that though? Elon is basically part of the space and communication arm of the military. At the very least he's heavily involved with the Ukraine war as they use starlink to communicate. Allegedly Elon and trump recently had a meeting with zelensky and told him how shit was going down. Elon is gunning for a major position and I don't think Trump has the luxury or desire to say no.
More then anything else, his purchase of twitter and support for free speech played a huge role in getting Trump elected.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sorry but Elon Musk is a blatant autist. Autism is highly associated with troonery. The man has troonery in his genes.

Seriously why the fuck are you simping for a complete autist lolcow in his lolcow thread?

Do you even understand this site? Lolcow threads are for mocking the lolcow, not for dangling from the lolcow's nuts.

Elon's also a pretty bad father and its telling that the pitch for his robot scam (since all those robots he presented are remote controlled) is that they can take care of kids

And Elon doesn't really seem like a family man unless whenever its convenient for him. Like his bad parenting probably played a role in his kid transitioning.

Its very funny that Elon went on a whole crusade against transgenderism and then does this

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

His mars colony plans are vastly overblown, although it looks like he will get us there in short order.

Even if there's a moon/mars colony, he and his children and his children's children will be long dead from old age. He should figure out how to solve a simple and important problem, like how to fill potholes and have it last for more than one winter without crumbling all over the place.

The infrastructure in USA is crumbling. How can you efficiently extract/transport the necessary materials for the Mars colony if the roads are insufficient? How can an economy of workers provide for this tremendously expensive endeavor without basics like good roads that don't damage vehicles? I think we are putting the cart before the horse here. You don't attempt a backflip when you are too fat to do a cartwheel.

 

[The Hardest R]

Elon’s true genius is getting taxpayers to always pick up the tab for his wacky and autistic ideas. If Nancy Pelosi didn’t own a yuge and bigly chunk of Tesla stock in the 2010s, Tesla would be no different than his competitors like Rivian.

Knowing how to kiss the right ass is Elon’s greatest skill, which is why he was ambiguously Democrat when Obama and Pelosi were in power and is all in on Trump now. Elon will now get first dibs on contracts for SpaceX, will keep getting taxpayers to fund his projects, and being known as the leading business guy in Trump’s circle will give him opportunities to identify his next taxpayer-funded scheme.