Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
Balldo is in the middle of a serious relapse, all pretense of sobriety out the window.
He's drunk as shit and its what time in Minnesota, 6pm?
He's gonna wake up in the morning and curse himself for a retard.
This sex pest cuck is now everything he ever made fun of.
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Imagine being so degraded and pathetic that you're creeping on the social media of a woman who openly despises you and considers you an absolute tard.

Great jerb Greerkieta.
He's so sloppy right now he's slurping amd slurring his words like Greer.

This needs archiving the pedo might delete once the endorphins from the stream wear off, this is fucking awful for Balldo, when he sobers up he's gonna want this erased.
 
He's trying to claim that someone planted a fucking safe in his house
Cops will have the Bank records for the purchase of the safe, or at least they should have by now. Regardless, it's a shit argument considering the massive coincidence of there being coke both inside the safe and outside the safe, not to mention inside Nick's body and that of his nine year old daughter.

However It could also be Eric July's doing as he's jealous of Nick, since Nick has has proven himself to be a bigger Nigger than Eric.
 
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this seems like a terrible idea.
No, this is great

Keep going, Nick!
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he attended the hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.
As it turns out, trying to intimidate the public from attending a public trial isn't legal

Jesus Christ, please let the state be putting together a massive case to fuck Nick instead of the predicted suspended sentence, that would be so funny (and weird)
 
I am just waiting for an adult show up and wrangle his phone away.

This stream is a gold mine for all cases against him.

1) Still in denial
2) Still blaming others
3) Still making up stories to shift blame
4) Still pretending the kids were fine


He will fucking lose his kids if he keeps going like this. No kids are safe in his custody.
 
I'll give Nick credit for this much: He had the courtesy to wait until the election was over, and people got those laughs out of their system, before going back to being a utter fuckup so that the laughs at him could continue.

Thanks for that much, Nick! 👍

Also, you guys are right. He is FUCKED UP right now.
 
He really is hiding from the law in Mexico. God, not even Burroughs could have written the Ralphamale’s life in any stranger way.
Burroughs beat his ass in every imaginable way. Burroughs managed to flee from the law FROM Mexico after shooting his wife point blank in the head and totally got away with it.
 
Ethan Ralph has just clarified that he's been contacted, and that this warrant was issued, for his "virtual attendance" at Aaron Imholte's revenge porn arraignment, rather than his in-person attendance at Nick Rekieta's omnibus hearing. He alleges a broader conspiracy targeted at Nick Rekieta by Minnesota and denies any involvement of Nick in his actions. I've edited my original post with this added information.

Humorously, he was not aware of the existence of a warrant until @Balldo's Gate posted it.

Ethan is now claiming that he will likely not be returning to the USA "until this matter is cleared up" due to concerns of extradition if he enters any other state. Any future developments will be posted in the Aaron thread or Ethan's thread.
 
Central time, so it's not even five o' clock.

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And he's out of his fucking head already.
What a fucking goober.
His "reformed trad Dad with the kids back" LARP lasted 3 days.
Fuck I hope the kids were only there on a visit and they aren't there to see this worthless fuck like this.
 
"I used to work with Rumble"

Is this the first time he admitted he lost the Rumble contract?

I am just waiting for an adult show up and wrangle his phone away.

This stream is a gold mine for all cases against him.

1) Still in denial
2) Still blaming others
3) Still making up stories to shift blame
4) Still pretending the kids were fine


He will fucking lose his kids if he keeps going like this. No kids are safe in his custody.
Maybe Nick is deliberately trying to get his kids taken away so he doesn't have to take care of them anymore and can just goon 24/7, but the state is too incompetent
 
Collection of SEEEAAANJacks from my resources folder to use for your Balldoverse memes

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