🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[GaryGray]

Ethan Ralph has a warrant for his arrest out in Stearns County, Minnesota

EDIT: I believe this is most likely to be in reference to Aaron's hearing that Ralph broadcast, which was held while Aaron was briefly in jail in Stearns County

After a bit of looking Ralph appears to have already deleted the stream. As seen by this dead link for Rumble. The stream would have been on September 2nd.

Piggy McQuadratits is live now, streaming Imholte's court appearance. He's actually got more than 700 live viewers (contra what my screenshot shows).

https://rumble.com/embed/v5b6eph/?pub=cd9cb

As it stands on Rumble Ralph has a show from August 30th "KILLSTREAM: AARON IMHOLTE ACCUSED OF REVENGE PORN" followed by "KILLSTREAM: MASTERSON LIVE at 7" on September 5th. Here is a look from the Rumble video browser (archive).

Sadly Cog cannot come through with a snipe and save because he nukes live streams after a month. But have no fear @Die For Me! comes in clutch with clips.

Ralph did a 1 hour "unofficial" Killstream today, stating that he had no plans to show up today because he feels like he's getting sick But that didn't stop him from streaming Aaron Imholtes court appearance today

This is more than enough proof that he was called in and streaming said hearings that should not be streamed. Odd how the stream in question decided to vanish right after Ralph mentioned on air he was aware of the warrant. Whether he was properly served before he removed the stream or not is something for Ralph's soon to be needed lawyer to figure out. Lucky for Ralph there is a recent criminal defense lawyer in that very district who recently has come back into good standing with the Minnesota Bar. I am sure given Nick's own impending legal costs and lack of income stream he would be more than willing to help out a good family friend like Ethan Ralph for minimal tax free pesos.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Honestly Ralph is probably relieved and grateful. Now he doesn't have to pretend to see his son in a 7 day traveling trip to the US or pay child support. He has an excuse to pocket the money and sit in Mexico spending that money on whores while bragging he's an outlaw.

 

[Die For Me!]

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter)

Welp, looks like that illustrious checkmark Ralph pays monthly for is beginning to be a double edged sword; is Ralph prepared to abort his Twitter to prevent this from happening in the future? Keep in mind there's literally nothing more precious to him on this planet. Not paw-paws ring, not his mommies ashes (that are in a fans garage in Virginia for some fucking reason), not even his precocious children's lives if you want to know the truth about it! Honestly, I think he'd rather kill himself before having to delete his Twitter, so it looks like suicide is back on the table boys!

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Ralphachair gets abused tonight on the Killstream!

 

[An automatic clown]

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Ralphachair gets abused tonight on the Killstream!

56 seconds. Is that the gunt making an appearance ?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ethan Ralph has a warrant for his arrest out in Stearns County, Minnesota

5'10", 245.


Not even balanced on one hoof on a chair with just two of its legs on a scale.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Just by virtue of being himself, the Gunt always manages to get himself into some sort of trouble that impedes his ability to return to the US.

What a fat fucking moron. You never know what's gonna happen on the KEELSTREAM, baby!

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

RIP to the Ralphachair. Thank you for your service, king

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I don’t want to whizz on the parade, but I doubt Minnesota will pay to extradite a guy from Southern California to face a misdemeanor. The worst that would happen is 48 hrs in jail in CA waiting for MN’s decision. Besides the cost to fly, they’d have to send down Marshalls and everything.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

 

[P0LYBIUS]

lol he fell out of his chair... so many bottles clanking

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

hahahahahaha

god the music makes it even better

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don’t want to whizz on the parade, but I doubt Minnesota will pay to extradite a guy from Southern California to face a misdemeanor. The worst that would happen is 48 hrs in jail in CA waiting for MN’s decision. Besides the cost to fly, they’d have to send down Marshalls and everything.

Yeah, of course, especially not for a misdemeanor contempt of court.

Stearns County, prove me wrong!

This is hilarious.

lol he fell out of his chair... so many bottles clanking

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Jesus, Nick should call in and see who can slur the most.

 

[3MMA]

“Hillary in da hoooouuuuse!” An honest to gawd sighting at timestamp 1:15~

ETA: gunt sighted at 1:15 timestamp

 

[Null]

the chair took revenge on him and now ralph's on his back while "I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK" blasts

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Man, he is getting through chairs at a rate of knots.

It was only December 2022 when the last Ralphachair perished.

Note the same bottles.wav immediately afterwards.

 

[Lidl Drip]

That is the comedy gold we have been severely missing in this thread. The music, shitting on another man for being fat and the impotent threats just before collapsing into a sea of empty booze bottles is just

 

[An automatic clown]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

My ribs will never recover. Tyfys

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

Slightly longer version where he flails into more bottles.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.