Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Did anyone else know a guy like Nick in HS?

You know, the kind of weirdo that others tolerated because he was a monkey they could make dance for their own amusement.

“Heya, wouldn’t it be funny if SOMEONE called Stacy a dirty skank to her face?!”

“Oh boy, it sure would be AWESOME if someone went up to Chad and poured out a beer on him! Just too bad nobody here gots the BALLS and is COOL ENOUGH to do it!”

And as soon as they riled him up, they’d giggle about what a fucking moron he is, and watch the chaos unfold.

That’s literally Nick.

Except he’s not a friendless 17 year old that assholes can wind up for their amusement.

HES A GODDAMN MAN IN HIS FORTIES WITH FIVE KIDS, GETTING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE BY PEDOPHILES AND DEGENS.

Shit is pathetic.

Spoiler: Eighty-nine years ago....

Weaselly weenies [like Nick] in my high school were few. Otherwise decent nerds and dorks were usually at worst ignored until they got their shit together and relaxed a little...and then they were liked (even - can it be?? - if they kept up their so-called "nerd" hobbies and appearance). Despite being in hs in the John Hughes era, though we absolutely had cliques and tiers of popularity, literally no one hardly anyone* was physically/ actively/ actually bullied just for being unpopular or a nerd.

*OK, I can remember one girl who was pretty well shunned and mocked, and a person or two given shitty nicknames. So, that happens. :-/

But what I also saw (this is a hidden message to incels or others who feel as though being awkward is a forever loss in the game of life) was early mega-nerds become pretty popular (A-/B+/B) over our 4 years once they grew up a bit and got some confidence in themselves.

Tl; dr: Nick Rekieta may or may not be an actual nerd, but he is an unlikeable, dishonorable, unfunny, petty, jealous, envious, and small-minded drip.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

For fucks sake. Ralph’s having a Pillstream and now Rekieta? Just let me finish my MATI!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All messages from April to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

These messages can be verified based on the YouTube ID (second column).

She sent the following super chats, 3x$20 = $60:



She sent the following unpaid messages:



The April Law account is fake.

All messages from Nick to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Too bad it's audio only, suggestion to all clippers, use this to mark whenever he speaks

or this one (can't find the original)

 

[Folgers Can]

Clip

You forgot to add the official seal of approval that renders all of this admissible evidence against him pursuant to established Minnesota court precedent:

 

[AnOminous]

Nick thinks Aaron was the snitch who got the ball rolling on the search warrant, but he can't prove it.

Nick is a mental retard because the search warrant affidavit laid it out clearly. Cocaine psychosis is a real thing. Next he'll be ripping his own flesh desperately trying to find imaginary insects under his skin.

 

[Accidental Protege]

All messages from April to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

These messages can be verified based on the YouTube ID (second column).

She sent the following super chats, 3x$20 = $60:

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She sent the following unpaid messages:

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The April Law account is fake.

All messages from Nick to Patrick Melton's stream (November 8, 2024):

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“You’ll all know who I am someday soon”

This gives me the feeling I’ll be watching “The YouTube Lawyer Murder Trial” on CourtTV sooner than later. I can’t believe these people are real.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

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You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

I can't handle so much Kino and comedy in a short period of time. This last few weeks have just been crazy with content.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

“You’ll all know who I am someday soon”

This gives me the feeling I’ll be watching “The YouTube Lawyer Murder Trial” on CourtTV sooner than later. I can’t believe these people are real.

I must say, this Ally McBeal reboot is wild.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course this won't work if Nick purchased it and it's in his bank records.

They won't need bank records. Just the testimony of the cops who aren't notorious pathological liars who would lie to you about what they had for breakfast will do, along with the bodycam footage of the safe right there.

Nick is such a pathetic liar. Why lie so much when you suck at it so hard? Just tell the truth, it's easier.

 

[USAroXX]

IIRC Ethan Ralph had claimed once, while streaming [or was it on twitter], that Canoe-KEANU was claiming that April was filing DV charges against Aaron???

Might THOSE "threats" be used against Ralph/keanu/april/nick in terms of harrassment and witness intimidation of Aaron? Now add in all Nick n April melton SUPERCHATS and recent Tweets and AUDIO from Melton show and add Nick's Locals "cooking" streams too?!?!?

Just a thought, since everyone seems to be guessing why MN is going after GUNT....[including the ralphamale himself and the non-practicing attorney yet full-time junkie nick]

Hiya ANA K.

 

[repentance]

EDIT: Per @Balldo's Gate revealing the warrant and subsequently Ethan's own further statements, Ethan has clarified that this is a matter in Stearns County and thus more likely related to streaming Aaron's arraignment. Post slightly edited with the updated information.

Why is he blaming Aaron for it. He'd be in just as much shit if he'd streamed Nick or Kayla's hearing.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

I like how the last 30 seconds is just basically his gunt. Nothing on the camera but his gunt, after a chair suffered a structural failure from his massive obesity right after he called someone else fat.

Oh fuck lol the sound of his piss bottles getting knocked everywhere lol.

I didn't even hear the piss bottles at first. It's like one of those bottle xylophone things, they all have different tones because of different levels of piss in them. Listen and you'll hear they have different tones, even though they were probably all the same beer.

That is the sound of multiple piss bottles getting knocked over violently, at different levels of piss fullness.

Imagine being as subhuman as Ethan Ralph.

 

[Fapcop]

I mean at this point, why not?
It's not worse than any of the other retarded things this fucking child neglecting drunken sot has come out with, or done, to obliterate his case, and his reputation, integrity, and career.
It's not like he can make his situation any worse.

If he seriously tries to pass off his drug fuelled, insane ramblings as a serious legal defense his asshole is going to be violated with the Balldo of Justice, and after everything he's done to his family, it's richly deserved.

“No sir, I did not know what was in the safe sir!”

“Mr. Rekieta, you let a man into your bedroom. Let him keep a safe there. And it is your testimony that you did NOT know what was in it? You never saw him open it?

“No sir!”

“And why not?”

“Well to be frank sir, I was too busy watching him plow my wife! Mr. Imholte has a cock that I can only describe as GLORIOUS! Watching him stretch out my wife, and seeing that rock hard member, glistening with sweat, semen and lubricant, bring my wife to ecatasy time and time again had a hypnotizing effect. Besides, as you can see from exhibit D, I was usually in the cuck corner, holding a tray of liquid refreshments. My back was turned to the safe at all times!”

 

[Mouse Cop]

You guys want some more funny?

Ralph threatened @Potentially Criminal, called him fat, and then IMMEDIATELY afterwards his chair broke under his weight.

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You can't make this up! You have to see it!

Clip courtesy of Legal Seagull via Twitter.

It was God's plan! God's plan!

 

[DickMain]

[referencing April Imholt] Some Fag: "She has two little cupholders at home."

Melton and his freak friends should all be crucified or burned alive or something.

I cannot comprehend how he has not had his face cratered yet.

 

[CoomerTine]

I saw the clips from BNN and thought it was AI… that’s actually Nick?

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is a mental retard because the search warrant affidavit laid it out clearly. Cocaine psychosis is a real thing. Next he'll be ripping his own flesh desperately trying to find imaginary insects under his skin.

Don't listen to him, Nick. Those bugs are trying to alawg you from beneath your skin.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I saw the clips from BNN and thought it was AI… that’s actually Nick?

It depends… If he sounds like a normal person, it’s probably AI. But if he sounds like a huge faggot, it’s the real Nick Rekieta.

EDIT: I’m screen grabbing Melton‘s stream. I would suggest someone to take a look at April‘s & Rekieta’s recent Tweets and archive them.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

>”anyone have any other questions for Nick?”
>”wait I don’t want to leave, I want to stay and diss on Aaron with my friends!”

Nick, you pathetic retard, they aren’t your friends. They’re using you for content against Aaron.