Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

April and Nick exchange tweets about why Kayla hasn't left him yet:
"why should kayla stay with you" - Random X User
"I have no idea." - Nick


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Grifty the janny thanks April for DEBUNKING a FAKE "rumor":



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[stupid frog]

He should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award and then permanently disqualified, because nobody can beat him at retardation.

The Golden Balldo award.

 

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You can tell Balldo's been holding this in for a long time lmao. The vindictive nerd rage is glorious to behold.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He should be given some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award and then permanently disqualified, because nobody can beat him at retardation.

We should make it a queen of the lolcow and then make it king from then on. Nick would then be put right next to the king for eternity on a page whenever someone wins king of lolcow.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You can tell Balldo's been holding this in for a long time lmao. The vindictive nerd rage is glorious to behold.
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And here I was, thinking that selling noods to losers would get all descendants of yours high-fives.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

He has videos of people conspiring to tell lies in order to get the preacher to call the cops? That would be a weirdly specific video.

He’s referring to witness interviews that were shared with the defense.

Of course there is nothing there and “this time I’ll be fully exonerated”:
just like that failure of even trying to get a Franks hearing or neglect to bring up all the other totally standard ways the warrant could’ve been challenged,

it will lead to nothing except showing Rekatamine as delusional about his own inadequacy.

Don Quixote, similar with the prostitute/whore and delusion; just needs to add the giving his favorite child of the five cocaine.

Or being too busy with his cokewhore that his pilled up doormat wife with the “ruined body” caused the favorite daughter to ingest tgr cocaine

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I was watching the full stream again. Rekieta's speech varies quite a lot from the beginning to the end.
His speech becomes more slurred, and his flamboyant affectation goes through the roof. It's pretty jarring.

But remember, Rekieta is totally clean /sarcasm

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I have produced a very transformative clip from that stream when Nick first refers to April as "my girlfriend". I even added the Transformative Watermark

just to be extra safe. Especially since I'm sure that Melton, like another fat pedophile, uses false copyright strikes to try and suppress critics.

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This frame kinda says it all.

Anyways, any bets on Nick going on a sober backpedal spree tomorrow morning? Or will he continue doubling and tripling down (as usual)?

Hahah oh jesus. I really feel for the original Nick fans because going from a trad christian father icon to having a pill stream with the words “me, my wife, and my girlfriend” just spreeing forth. Outright. No hesitation.

Such absolute degeneracy.

This is why, and is really good evidence for, there being no actual fall from grace. This is the real nick. Always has been.

Give a man power and you will find out who he really is.

Give crackets enough freedom to do what he thought ended up as impregnating a jamaican prostitute,
get addicted to alcohol and cocaine,
let another man regularly sleep with his wife,
share actual nude photos of his wife with that man (and others?!),
favorite daughter doing cocaine, guns in the house next to drugs,
his wife’s boyfriend having to make making his neglected kids food,
publicly associate with known pedophiles and associates of those pedophiles,
regularly interact with a man that is trying to directory sexually harass the minor children of his wife’s boyfriend.

It just goes on and on and on and on.
You don’t do this if it’s an act. You can’t.
This is a fish swimming or a bird flying.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta and April are acting like horny teenagers on Twitter:


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[AnOminous]

Rekieta and April are acting like horny teenagers on Twitter:

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These two should be put in separate group homes. What the fuck even is this mental nutjob shit?

 

[SaltyFanta]

You can tell Balldo's been holding this in for a long time lmao. The vindictive nerd rage is glorious to behold.
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Hey! This is him doing the semantic trap again!

Notice how he makes a definitive statement about Elissa.

"People should go ahead and research Elissa on their own, I don't need to say much of anything. Just start looking into Elissa and you'll find a very very interesting story, and very very interesting circumstances."

Then he pauses, and pivots to a whole new statement starting with "Also, hey you bitch!". That never explicitly ties back to Elissa.

So that if she says something like "this is defamation", he can say "Did I say I was talking about you and not another "bitch"". He started doing these little semantics traps during the "maps on the wall" shit with Keffals, and is yet to realize it doesn't work outside of his own autism. Also I'm not surprised that the first thing he says to badmouth her is sexual, Nick is creepy once again.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He’s referring to witness interviews that were shared with the defense.

Of course there is nothing there and “this time I’ll be fully exonerated”:
just like that failure of even trying to get a Franks hearing or neglect to bring up all the other totally standard ways the warrant could’ve been challenged,

it will lead to nothing except showing Rekatamine as delusional about his own inadequacy.

Don Quixote, similar with the prostitute/whore and delusion; just needs to add the giving his favorite child of the five cocaine.

Or being too busy with his cokewhore that his pilled up doormat wife with the “ruined body” caused the favorite daughter to ingest tgr cocaine

This makes sense

 

[Bepis]

If Nick had any confidence in these recordings and was as free to release them as he claims, then he would just fire up a stream and play them at donation goals or something. Since he has not done that, despite how much he tells me he would love to tell his side of the story, I'm forced to assume he's (still) a gay lying retard. Probably fat too.

 

[AnOminous]

Also I'm not surprised that the first thing he says to badmouth her is sexual, Nick is creepy once again.

I think it's entirely possible he molests little children every single day. I mean I'm not saying that's actually a fact. I'm just saying it's possible. Just look at this face. Look at his child molesting face. His child molesting face makes me think it's possible, I'm not going to say likely or definitely, but it certainly seems, from the skeevy look in his eyes and his smug expression, that he might be the kind of dude who would put on a Balldo and then molest a child.

I mean look at him.

I would never make a definite statement of this kind because it would be oh, so defamatory, but look at that face. That is a face that looks like a face a small child would see right before getting molested.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

The tweets all read like kayfabe to me.

And how does this help Nicky or Ape in any way?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

These two should be put in separate group homes. What the fuck even is this mental nutjob shit?

I'm impressed the prosecution is letting these co-defendants conspire like that.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Rekieta and April are acting like horny teenagers on Twitter:

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I still am not sure if that's Ape herself or Nicky. I can't decide what would be funnier. Sexting in public alone or with a crack whore.

 

[AnOminous]

And how does this help Nicky or Ape in any way?

You have to remember that they're completely insane and have no idea what's in their best interests because of their severe mental illness.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

You have to remember that they're completely insane and have no idea what's in their best interests because of their severe mental illness.

If you were already found with coke and you are under testing for CPS. Could just the shower call and the retarded xeets be used as probable cause for another search?
Could the CPS just drive to his home to check without even using a warrant?

 

[Strix454]

So the plan I guess is to get revenge on Aaron by Nick and April acting like fools for the entertainment of subhuman trash like Grifty, Melton and Melton's puppet pals. Nick has now fallen further to the point where he is a dancing clown for Trailer trash retards and a pedo.

I think if Nick had any self-awareness, he would rope himself at this point.

As far April goes, she is as retarded as Mint Salad at this point.