2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[LiquidKid]

Youtoober lawyer weighs in

Also

God, Legal Eagle is such a lying cuck

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Because the majority of Democrat voters are women or niggers, and those two groups are extremely tribalistic and primarily motivated by emotions.

I know women can be shitty but ffs don't compare them to niggers. Ain't nothing as bad as a nigger.

 

[Halmaz]

I recently saw a the repost of a TikTok video, in which a crazy liberal mom announces her children that Trump won and they start hyperventilating. The cuck husband in the background tries to calm them by saying "take a breath". Does anyone know the source? I'd like to see the "man" and his wife's kids.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

I recently saw a the repost of a TikTok video, in which a crazy liberal mom announces her children that Trump won and they start hyperventilating. The cuck husband in the background tries to calm them by saying "take a breath". Does anyone know the source? I'd like to see the "man" and his wife's kids.

That's libshit child abuse.

 

[Lancers]

Some more raging from Twitter.

Spoiler: Twitter Users

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Normalcy is having millions of third workers cross your boarder every year, having little to no punishment for criminals and sending your nation more and more into debt whilst you send billions of dollars overseas to fund pointless wars and line the pockets of special interest groups and richfags.

Also, democrats fixing the economy? LMAO

Shit takes like these are just more reasons why I think we should severely limit the franchise to the vast majority of people. That said, I'm so glad he won the popular vote, it makes me realize the majority in this country isn't as retarded as these seething tweeter faggots.

 

[YumeNoHero]

https://x.com/paynushurts/status/1854541955268534410

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Fuck you, AVGN is the SHIT.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Fuck you, AVGN is the SHIT.

Wow, I can’t believe this evil bigoted White man inspired a generation of hate!

To be fair, AVGN has been on rapid decline in recent years, just look at the horse prince video. The Earthbound video was his last really good one and it went all downhill from there. I’m pretty sure he has a thread here so I would suggest checking that out if you’re interested.

 

[Rykel22]

So, the current timeline of events is AVGN exists ->Gamergate -> Harambe dies->Trump Term 1 -> COVID-> Peanut murdered-> Trump Term 2.

 

[YumeNoHero]

Wow, I can’t believe this evil bigoted White man inspired a generation of hate!

To be fair, AVGN has been on rapid decline in recent years, just look at the horse prince video. The Earthbound video was his last really good one and it went all downhill from there. I’m pretty sure he has a thread here so I would suggest checking that out if you’re interested.

Yeah, I already felt that as early as 2018. Found his subtitled videos by chance on nico douga and one of the major reason why I decided to improve my English skill. Kind of suck that as I started to get better at understanding English, I got a feeling that his script has gradually gone downhill. Not helping that YouTube's retarded policies at the time, forcing him to adjust for the worse.

 

[boards of canada]

Boys donate sperm.
Men get their sperm unthawed.
Womb havers get pregnant.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

It's why Harris did what she did.

The DNC doesn't do fair primaries. It fucking detests that they still have to do them.

The DNC could have had Trump as their man if they knew how to do things.

DNC doesn't do fair at all. They dictate, lie, cheat and steal from their ivory towers and the plebs WILL fall in line or else.

Now we get to see the or else.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Yeah, I already felt that as early as 2018. Found his subtitled videos by chance on nico douga and one of the major reason why I decided to improve my English skill. Kind of suck that as I started to get better at understanding English, I got a feeling that his script has gradually gone downhill. Not helping that YouTube's retarded policies at the time, forcing him to adjust for the worse.

Yeah, unfortunately this bullshit era of politeness and censorship on the Internet, what with all YouTubers bending the knee to the YouTube Gods for that sweet monetization and saying “unalived” in place of suicice. Someone like AVGN just won’t cut it these days, unless there’s a wide scale rollback of these bullshit demonetization policies and we truly return to the pre-COVID days when the Internet was still free.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Ehhhhh, not really. 1968 was actually pretty similar to this election. LBJ dropped out close to the nomination (not as bad as Biden, though) and the allocation for voter loss that year was even worse than this year, since they lost 12 million votes in an election that had half as many total voters. Do you think LBJ cheated to win in '64?

LBJ? Nah. But his boss JFK did.

https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/the-drama-behind-president-kennedys-1960-election-win

Could these faggots count any slower? Can we hire some literally retarded people to speed things up? I think there are 43 recently escaped monkeys that could count faster than these clowns. Get raped.

There's something seriously wrong with Arizona. Not going to ask what it is.

Arizona wanted there to be drama. They wanted it to be like Florida in 2000, where they would be the final decider in a close election and could drag it out for maximum effect by counting ballots days or weeks after, maybe even "find" more to tip the scales for Kamala.

It's a bizarre inverse of the states who try to be "first in the nation" for primaries. They want to normalize it where elections take a week or so and they're the kingmaker.

This has been dashed by Trump's overwhelming victory elsewhere, so now they're just annoying and will be a footnote in this election.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Yeah, I already felt that as early as 2018. Found his subtitled videos by chance on nico douga and one of the major reason why I decided to improve my English skill. Kind of suck that as I started to get better at understanding English, I got a feeling that his script has gradually gone downhill. Not helping that YouTube's retarded policies at the time, forcing him to adjust for the worse.

The guy who translated AVGN's profanity-laden rants into Japanese was doing God's work.

 

[mr_negativity]

My crackpot tinfoil hat theory for year of the clown is that 2019 campaign/Trump congratulations speech Biden is the real Biden. The senile, stumbling-down-stairs Biden was the result of the higher ups drugging him out of his mind to keep him docile and pliable. Why would he (or Jill) agree to this? I notice the Hunter laptop story never really got traction, nor any of the improprieties Joe may have had with underage girls. Blackmail.

A whitepill analogy for Joe Biden. He deliberately fucks up Kamala's campaign in a final redemption arc.

A redpill analogy for Joe Biden. Consumed by envy for the loss of his potential second term, he unwittingly sabotages Kamala's campaign in a serendipitous way.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

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I regret to inform that instead of re-evaluating or reforming, they are now trying to cancel AVGN for being too extreme.

Just imagine, and I guess remember, how bland entertainment is under these people

Wait, I just realized this tool’s username: Fire Alarm Puller

I think we found Jamaal Bowman’s Twitter.

https://apnews.com/article/congress-fire-alarm-jamaal-bowman-house-bc9c1cca01fa918999621e0f7eb27165

 

[Coptakhenaten]

Wow, I can’t believe this evil bigoted White man inspired a generation of hate!

To be fair, AVGN has been on rapid decline in recent years, just look at the horse prince video. The Earthbound video was his last really good one and it went all downhill from there. I’m pretty sure he has a thread here so I would suggest checking that out if you’re interested.

I liked his Amiga CD32 one, felt like an older era video. Otherwise the quality of the show really went down hill. I think his best era was like 2012-2018.

 

[Vindeo]

It's every four fucking years in this goddamn state. Fucking hell man.

I don't get these motherfuckers. Like fuckin why do they do this shit?

AG, GOV, LT. GOV.
always a Democrat.

ALWAYS, but we go red for president elections almost every cycle.

 

[Liquid Merlon]

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It's every four fucking years in this goddamn state. Fucking hell man.

I don't get these motherfuckers. Like fuckin why do they do this shit?

AG, GOV, LT. GOV.
always a Democrat.

ALWAYS, but we go for president elections almost every cycle.

Yep. Roy Cooper is oddly popular, so it makes sense his successor easily won. Plus, Mark Robinson was a straight up tool. I said multiple times it would be fucking hilarious if he did win but I never seriously thought he had a chance after all the shit came out. I’m surprised though, I never thought there would be a candidates that aligned with my views so closely!

NC will elect Democrats on the state level but vote Republican in presidential elections, an inverse of the New England states.