🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Drip Torch]

Attack of the gaymer chair!

 

[Trans Randy]

I know that the last Ralph feature was removed because it was too irrelevant, which is fair enough.
But this pne better stay up, because it's so stupid and cartoonish.

I much prefer funny little clown piglet Ralph over violent criminal domestic abuser Ralph, and I hope it stays that way until he inevitably bites the dust.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Outside of him falling down you all missed a fun 100% sober btw pillstream. He brought on this one female and drunkenly kept asking if she was flirting with him and he fucked up the stream ending it throwing the Farms chat into chaos trying to find a rebroadcast of his telegram.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I much prefer funny little clown piglet Ralph over violent criminal domestic abuser Ralph, and I hope it stays that way until he inevitably bites the dust.

Most people do,. Fortunately he is alone and with zero prospects outside Mexican whorehouses. Hopefully it stays that way.
And to be fair, it likely will since he is deteriorating at such a rapid pace. Another year of "issues" like he's had the last twelve months, and he will have less control over his body than Evan.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph wasn't drunk guys he was just tired because he did a 16 hour stream 3 days ago!

 

[Airstrip One]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

Late August, 2024: A butterfly, perched on a dry-stone wall, in the quaint village of Pepperstock, Bedfordshire, flaps its wings. The tremors of this seemingly minor event reverberate outward, unnoticed by all. Months later, in Mexico, a man with a bifurcated gunt, named Ethan Ralph, is pitched over the backrest of his chair, as if he has been thrown by Gary Barlow's gigantic son.

This is the miraculous side of nature that David Attenborough will not show you.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ethanxile Ralph can't come back to the country his daddy gave him. Sad. Pathetic. One such case.

 

[Popper Whiting]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

He needs another bowling trophy because I am convinced he got a strike with that. Raising a glass wishing the Ralphamale luck as he goes for the turkey (Wild Turkey most likely).

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Ralph wasn't drunk guys he was just tired because he did a 16 hour stream 3 days ago!

He was "punch drunk" guys, that's why he seemed intoxicated.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Optimistic of you if you're thinking the replacement will be another chair. I think we're going to see The Illustrious Killstream being broadcast from one of these:
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That stool looks a little tall for Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".

I think his arrest warrant is feature worthy as well.

 

[Jacknife]

Only alcoholics leave their empties everywhere. I know computers are addictive and there's not really space for everything, but pick up the trash off the floor.

Internet/Gaming addiction combined with a substance addiction like alcohol/pills/food is just so weird to me.

 

[Harambe]

Yes! Imagine how easy it is to knock over something after a few beers. Now add xannies to the mix. His home is a splash zone, inhospitable even to women like Pantsu.


Optimistic of you if you're thinking the replacement will be another chair. I think we're going to see The Illustrious Killstream being broadcast from one of these:
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he'll crush it like a beercan

 

[Braphamut]

Also he struggles to lift a simple chair lmao

The funny part is it was clear he was trying to overhead press it but struggled it get it past his shoulder.

What do you think the average weight of a low-mid tier gaming chair? 15-20kg (35-45lb)?

Average unconditioned middle aged manlet should be able to put up 25kg/55lb

for all his bluster, Ralph can't even OHP the Olympic bar itself.

 

[CindyChafe]

I was actually staggered for a moment. I haven’t heard Lords of Acid since 2008. I figured they went the way of Electric Hellfire Club.

They actually toured earlier this year. Those old grizzled druggies get around.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

The Gunt with yet another major L.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The week is almost up and it's been tye best one I've had in years.

Up your ass with broken glass guntzill!

 

[Harm]

The week is almost up and it's been tye best one I've had in years.

Better or worse than the time that pedophile Shadman liked that lolicon fanart you drew for him?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The funny part is it was clear he was trying to overhead press it but struggled it get it past his shoulder.

What do you think the average weight of a low-mid tier gaming chair? 15-20kg (35-45lb)?

Average unconditioned middle aged manlet should be able to put up 25kg/55lb

for all his bluster, Ralph can't even OHP the Olympic bar itself.

Well do some light research with the power of AI!



Apparently they weigh 50-90 lbs. we’ll be generous and say Ralph struggled to lift up 60 lbs with both hands. I think I’ve previously suggested Ralphto get a 35lb kettleball when he was bragging about getting into his fitness arc, 35lbs is pretty decent for beginners. That would mean he’d struggle to lift one handed a 35lb kettleball. Woof. Pretty rough for a weakling.

And now him falling out of his chair.



You sure about that 180lbs there Ralphamale? Weak AND fat!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I seem to remember another terminally online sperg lifting up office chairs to prove his might. Will ralph curl cartons of lemonade next?