🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[King George III]

Credit to Breaking Balldo News, I can't stop laughing at this image.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph wouldn’t have to worry about falling out of his chair if he took lessons from his dad and fuse with it

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Little feller needs to be in a terrarium.

 

['Ole Dente]

But I have a question for the true legal dorks: Since so much is handled via Zoom nowadays, if he was apprehended in another state (like CA) could Minnesota ask CA to do an arraignment via Zoom from a CA court? I mean, if he got picked up he would have to have a hearing immediately and he would already have to appear in court. Could MN just ask the CA states attorney to do a back to back hearing? I just don't know if an arraignment can be done online like that. And since covid, it's become commonplace to "appear" in a courtroom from anywhere. And it counts as a appearance

You can ask the judge and if it’s expedient and lawful and they aren’t some geriatric fuck who can’t navigate computers….yeah, there’s a good chance the judge will fire off on that.

 

[Rage Pig]

The Revenas pillstream snipe is still up on Rumble.

https://rumble.com/v5na1xn-the-revenas-streamsnipe.html?e9s=src_v1_mfp

Here's a short clip from the end, you can hear the pig breathing over the frozen last frame.

 

[Sam Losco]

He literally called someone fat and then his chair instantly collapsed because of how fat he is.

How the fuck is that not feature worthy?

I never said it wasn't?

 

[not william stenchever]

Fatty fall down funny.

There's an ARREST WARRENT for Ralph and yet it's the clip of him fell off his chair being featured.

Chair-Kun committed seppuku to spark joy. The legal system often does not spark joy.

 

[Prostolurk]

I just want to say that out of nowhere, a thought appeared in my head a few minutes ago:

"Ralph has done something idiotic, open the farms NOW"

I log on and there it is - I see him at the top of the featured threads, fat pig fell off his fucking chair. I don't think I've ever posted in a Ralph thread, nor do I follow him regularly, so this makes it even more strange.

What do I make of this bros? Divine lolcow telepathic connection?

 

[Um...]

Behold the RALPHAMALE


in all his bloated, shiny glory..
the Ralphahump and the Ralphacrack

That split second when he knows he’s going down

It’s all just so delicious.

 

[HackerX]

The Revenas pillstream snipe is still up on Rumble.

https://rumble.com/v5na1xn-the-revenas-streamsnipe.html?e9s=src_v1_mfp

Here's a short clip from the end, you can hear the pig breathing over the frozen last frame.

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Unironically the best content Ralph is capable of anymore. He needs to stop being a fag and swallow the xannies by the hoofful. Then, he needs to wash it all down with the best liquor money can buy, Makers Mark, because it doesn't even work without alcohol. It's the only way the Killstream can return to the glory days.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Can we nominate both the breathalyzer and the gaming chair as the best alogs of the year?

 

[HackerX]

Doesn't look like this made it over here from the Rekieta thread. I'm assuming it's Harry who told the police that piggy is "hiding in Mexico", LOL.

Also, I appreciate he took a similar approach to the "it's a copyright dispute" in "I'm not recording it, I'm merely streaming it".

Also, nationwide warrant. He's definitely not coming back to the US soon. Maybe never again.

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

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Spoiler: All warrant screenshots

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[Cucktry Roads]

So....how do we get Dog the Bounty Hunter after Gunt the Xanny Popper?

 

[Tiger Jack]

Behold the RALPHAMALE
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in all his bloated, shiny glory..
the Ralphahump and the Ralphacrack
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That split second when he knows he’s going down
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It’s all just so delicious.

This guy considers himself a superior being to all women btw.

 

[HackerX]

So....how do we get Dog the Bounty Hunter after Gunt the Xanny Popper?

Time to open up the KF legal fund. If sending Dog the Bounty Hunter after Ralph doesn't justify it, I don't know what does. Hell, I'm pretty sure a GoFundMe campaign would reach the goal within a week. I just want to see Dog give Ralph a pep talk about how he can still turn his life around.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This guy considers himself a superior being to all women btw.

Tbf he still is

 

[Rage Pig]

It seems as if piggy had good reasons to delete, what a moron.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Time to open up the KF legal fund. If sending Dog the Bounty Hunter after Ralph doesn't justify it, I don't know what does. Hell, I'm pretty sure a GoFundMe campaign would reach the goal within a week. I just want to see Dog give Ralph a pep talk about how he can still turn his life around.

Bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico. And I’m not sure what the status is crossing into the US with an open warrant out for your arrest is but I’m sure it’s not good to lie about a warrant you’re aware of entering the country.

Also I’m looking forward to his retard defense

“Sorry ya honah but I said I didn’t hear you say that! This just seems to be a copyright dispute”

 

[Begemot]

That is the comedy gold we have been severely missing in this thread. The music, shitting on another man for being fat and the impotent threats just before collapsing into a sea of empty booze bottles is just

You'll still submit to Ethan Ralph in the end so it's not like it matters, sweetie...

 

[Die For Me!]

11/7/24 - Ralph's Book Officially in the Works: "INFAMOUS" (Working Title), Hints at New (Then) Undisclosed Enemy Attempting to Take Him Down, Financials in Ruins, Prefers Flour over Corn Tortillas
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Today's show started with paypig GuitarAnthony screaming in chat that Ralph should've buried Andy Warski when he had the chance, Ralph retorts stating that there is plenty of time to bury all of his enemies:

Ralph is constantly checking the Peso VS. the US Dollar all the time, he needs it to stay down so his American dollar has more buying power. Today the Peso went up and Ralph isn't happy about it. This will be important later:

Ralph speaks in length about the lovely Senorita he admitted to explaining Sektur lore to:

Ralph tells his viewers that his team, The Kanses City Chiefs, is about to play against Harry Morris's team The Buffalo Bills, hints he has money on the game:

Ralph makes some retarded noises:

More autism:

Ralph states he is going to fucking buy the Senorita a Hunter S. Thompson book in spanish:

Ahh!~:

Ralphs inner Shaniqua loses her mind at some incredibly sassy and femcoded retorts:

After explaining his leave from AF for the 10 millionth time, Ralph states that he could never kill himself, and if he does, it wasn't him. Then states he sees the Rozy side of things. He always tries to look at the Rozy side of things. Ralph then states that there's another thing thats apart from that other thing that is looking to have him completely destroyed. Retorts about how the 129 goal streak (that was broken weeks ago) is "keeping him alive" and that it is "really that fucking serious". Elaborates that the "other" thing is something new.

This was very eye opening to me when i heard this live, i began to wonder what the fuck he could possibly be referring to when there is a "new force" trying to take him down. My assumption when I was originally writing this post, was that he got himself in some madly retarded bullshit with someone in Mexico that happened to be in a gang of some sorts. In less then 24 hours however, it would be revealed that it was because he was contacted by the police about his unlawful streaming of Aaron Imholtes arraignment.
Now that we have gotten this mysterious new enemy out of the way, I can finally talk about why Ralph is counting Pesos all day while on his show: Have you noticed that no one has clipped Ralph making ad reads lately? That is because it was taken away from him / Rumble got rid of the system entirely. Meaning that the extra ~750 dollar tugboat that was keeping him afloat has never returned since September. Here's a quick bullet point breakdown on major happenings that currently has Ralph doubly-triplely-quadruplely-ultra-butt fucked:

• Costly visits to see Vickers Jr. + the minimum 3-5 missing shows a month due to having to be smuggled across the border because of his missing passport
• Ad Revenue gone
• Replacing at least 3 phones this year via leaving them in Ubers
• fractured hip
• bum left arm
• repeated doctors visits from self injury
• Missing 60% of his revenue / shows
• battling his wife
• Brand new epic battle with Minnesota

So for those wondering why Ralph got so majorly fucked up the day after this show, now you know: The Ralpha-death is hastily approaching him, and all he can do now is pray for a miracle.

You're probably wondering why Ralphs Hunter S. Thompson autism has flared up like a balloon lately, that is because he has finally begun writing pages for his book while he still has an arm left to do so. Goes in depth on the style it will be written in, reveals the title to be INFAMOUS, but is probably going to change it.

Anyone that has had a taste of Troo & Honest Mexican cuisine will know that corn tortillas are the preferred type of tortilla for all cuisine south of the border. Ralph retorts however that he doesn't really like the CORN tortillas and prefers flour, meaning everywhere he goes he has to refuse CORN and state in broken spanish that he wants flour.

Hey how's it going Niiiu-err, cuh bu, fuck ah can't say it:

Bonus: from election night, kiwi asks when Ralph fucked up his life beyond repair, gets immediate response: