Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Doomposting Pat to Doom Cultist Pat is an exciting development
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I don't know about that, Rick. This Andrew fellow doesn't seem like the kind to grind African American children into pepperoni.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I don't know about that, Rick. This Andrew fellow doesn't seem like the kind to grind African American children into pepperoni.

I doubt Patrick knows about this but Andrew is a Lawyer in Wisconsin that worked with Trumps administration. Can't say he's an intelligent person given his history though.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Looks Like Detective Pig has figured out were the 15 million missing democrat voters went...
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Even by Pat's standards this is an exceptionally poor work of fiction. What does 'stole the election software [and] uploaded it to thumbdrives' mean? Why would you need to upload it to a thumbdrive if you already stole it? Why does this sound like hacking in a 90s straight-to-video movie? What is he implying was DONE with that stolen software?

He should stick to sci-fi, because spy thrillers clearly are not his forte.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Doomposting Pat to Doom Cultist Pat is an exciting development
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A bit of hopium from Moo Dem


And back to our regularly scheduled Doom Cultist Pat

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Just noticed a user named "Esoterical" who joined less than 10 minutes ago and is disliking 90% of recent posts.

Any bets on if this is Nikki, Fatrick, Ooga, Paul Weimer, etc?

 

[Something Awful]

Just noticed a user named "Esoterical" who joined less than 10 minutes ago and is disliking 90% of recent posts.

Any bets on if this is Nikki, Fatrick, Ooga, Paul Weimer, etc?

None of those, it's some weirdo with a thread who had a big spergout here a few days ago (the posts were moved to the Spergatory). Just schizo things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It cannot be overstated how significant this is to Pat lore. He STOLE the line from the very stalker children he now tells to enjoy prison hundreds of times a day! This fatso truly has no original thoughts in his head.

The whole “This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.” being Rick’s years long “no YOU” explains so much.

He really is a histrionic cunt who never ever learned how to take an L.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

A bit of hopium from Moo Dem

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And back to our regularly scheduled Doom Cultist Pat


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One thing about personality cults is that they like to rewrite the past

Not our Second Place winning Blueanon Ribbon Hog though not a bit!

 

[Judge Holden]

One thing about personality cults is that they like to rewrite the past
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Not our Second Place winning Blueanon Ribbon Hog though not a bit!

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Yeah.......can see the wheels turning in his piggy head with that "personality cults rarely survive the death of their leader" quip.

He is just waiting for someone else to break that particular ice for him because he is too much a pussy to be seen as the first demanding drumpf be assassinated, even if he yearns for the updoots it might bring him before he gets banned, vanned, and canned

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just noticed a user named "Esoterical" who joined less than 10 minutes ago and is disliking 90% of recent posts.

Any bets on if this is Nikki, Fatrick, Ooga, Paul Weimer, etc?

It's just Zoey on another sock account most likely.

One thing about personality cults is that they like to rewrite the past
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Patrick obviously doesn't understand cults despite apparently having an international one going after him.

 

[Judge Holden]

Motherfucker....I fuckin blink and he suddenly churns out a thousand ENJOYPRISONS outta nowhere

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Motherfucker....I fuckin blink and he suddenly churns out a thousand ENJOYPRISONS outta nowhere
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Must be hard trying to follow no nut November with Patrick the way he is for you.

 

[downloads]

Fat Rick on the right in that image is an AI edit. However, if you're looking for the angriest babyface, Rick does have you covered:

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That picture is one of my all-time favorites; it shows his entire personality so well. He thinks he looks intimidating, but he really looks like a giant baby.


He should retake it now that his luscious bosoms have come in, preferably in one of his vintage Walmart superhero shirts.

 

[Post Reply]

My takeaway - Rick needs to get the fuck in the crystal, if one large enough can be found.

After months of scouring the globe, Trump's team have revealed a crystal large enough to house Patrick for all eternity.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Can someone put Rick on Trump's radar? There must be a way. By, say, starting a petition for a Patrick S Tomlinson Lawn Furniture Protection Act? I just want something with Rick's name on it to get in front of Trump because his head would explode. Trump could hold a rally at Hooligan's and give a speech about Rick being a loser who escalates situations instead of resolving them. "Don't worry," he might say, "Daddy is here for you, even though you're never there for your own daughter. I'm the big daddy, the problem-solver. Your poor daughter. Your poor daughter, Patrick. My daughters: very beautiful. Married well. Intelligent. Curvaceous. Delightful! Your daughter...well, at least her mother's taste has improved. That's all I'll say. That's all!"

We need to get Trump to Tweet “Rick”

I think maybe he has a txt file for copy-pasting on his Microsoft® Surface Pro™ 9, but types it manually on whatever phone he hasn't drowned yet. Or maybe it's vice versa. I don't know.

He was copy/pasting, but at some point he accidentally pasted some text that revealed the existence of his Torque Wheeler twitter account. If I remember correctly a Pest searched the text on Twitter and found that account with the Rustang avatar

 

[grey area]

Looking forward to the day his rhetoric has him enjoying some form of custody, even if only for a short while. He'd SovCit the fuck out after that, I think. He already believes the rule of law ceased on the 7th.

Pat can't keep his fucking mouf shut, especially when emboldened by the many shills saying the same thing. He'll never initiate, though. The kind of joyless cunt you must be to choose to live in some dystopian construct of your mind that is completely detached from reality. You might even say Pat is already enjoying prison within himself. Many such cases. Sad!

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know this upstanding member of the African American community better start keeping a closer eye on his grandkids, as fatrick "no laws now" tomlinson is gonna get even more brazen with his pepperoni operations as the weeks go on

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Imagine have a black person not only be smarter than you but more calmer than you. Also, Patrick doesn't know shit about any Amendments. Like any Democrat he'd be happy to throw them all away if he could get his way. It's no wonder he grinds them up all the time. They're just better than him.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

"The beds are unmade."
Reminds me of what Kelly Osborne said back on The View.

Rick's a racist.

Ya know this upstanding member of the African American community better start keeping a closer eye on his grandkids, as fatrick "no laws now" tomlinson is gonna get even more brazen with his pepperoni operations as the weeks go on
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We know what Pat thinks nonwhites are good for, Pat wants to call this guy a nigger so bad and tell him if black folks were more educated they’d be hyperventilating like the whities lol. I hope we get a follow up on this one, that guy basically told Pat to lol calm down.

 

[RussianParasite]

Motherfucker....I fuckin blink and he suddenly churns out a thousand ENJOYPRISONS outta nowhere

Okay you can’t convince me that this isn’t copy paste. No way his far fingers can move quickly enough to child that many stalkers to quickly.

that guy basically told Pat to lol calm down.

Deeze wypipo be trippin dawg.