Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

@Null

I mean this sincerely. Please organize a “Rekieta” stream with the Kino Casino boys and Sean ahead of his trial/ post-plea deal.

Just a big stream to give a retrospective. Like a super person stream. I feel like Rekieta has enough context and freak outs that it’d be great to have guests on.

Edit: if you can somehow get Ana Kasparian on or somehow break bread with Briana Wu (I don’t think it would happen, but they seem to be reverting to TruScum and like dunking on Rekieta) do it. Rekieta enough of a subject of contempt and laughter that it could make the Farms profile more about drama.

If this is legal, Null and PPP live streaming Nick's trial with the people that used to stream with Nick for the Depp and Rittenhouse trials in the same law tube format Nick pioneered would be so perfect, especially if Nick got a prison sentence

You wouldn't be able to write a more perfectly ironic ending to a story if you tried

 

[Not Who You Think]

For those following the April YouTube playlist saga, April has updated the Molly in Paradise one today as well as two other new playlists.

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New Beginnings? Reminiscent of Kayla's New Life YouTube playlist in 2022-2023.

Archive here.



Given how well Kayla's "New Life" has gone since then, well, April's "New Beginnings" already seems to be invoking inevitable regret.

 

[not william stenchever]

He’s a faggot and i dislike him, but how is he a bad person? The only very bad actors are Nick and kayla for neglecting their kids. Aaron sucks but he at least dropped out when he noticed how greasy it was getting

Aaron fucked up his first marriage by cheating on the mother of his children with Ape, fucked up by joining the polycule, and it was retarded of him to send nudes live on air, but critically he realized how retarded he was being because his behavior threatened to effect his kids. He may be boring outside his relation to the balldoverse collapse but he had the good sense to bail out of of the plane when he noticed the Master Caution light was on.

 

[Procrastinhater]

the last time was before he obtained the gunt.

I love that way of phrasing it, like the Gunt is some Holy Relic, passed down to Only the Most Worthy, Only the Man Who Can Fill 1000 Piss Bottles May Carry That Gunt...

New Beginnings? Reminiscent of Kayla's New Life YouTube playlist in 2022-2023.

Archive here.

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Given how well Kayla's "New Life" has gone since then, well, April's "New Beginnings" already seems to be invoking inevitable regret.

This fucking cringe teenage crush vagueposting April has been doing is so fucking saccarine I'm getting tooth ache.
It's fucking gay.

 

[Potatoherder]

It does sadden me that 'gunt' and 'ragepig' weren't in the aliases section of Ralph's warrant.

 

[Desktop User2]

Aaron fucked up his first marriage by cheating on the mother of his children with Ape, fucked up by joining the polycule, and it was retarded of him to send nudes live on air, but critically he realized how retarded he was being because his behavior threatened to effect his kids. He may be boring outside his relation to the balldoverse collapse but he had the good sense to bail out of of the plane when he noticed the Master Caution light was on.

To this day, Aaron is the only person involved in the polycule that walked away so, he is obviously shit and as boring as a log pile, but he is objectively better than any of these people.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s not that there is a “Ralph fatigue” it’s that he hasn’t done one singular funny thing since moving to Mexico, and the only notable but not funny things he was doing in Mexico was abusing his wife and baby. Now he’s just alone and doing nothing funny or shocking and notable.

Last night he called Sean fat literally seconds before his chair shattered under his corpulence.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick - "Use logic, for Aaron to be telling the truth he would've had to have brought his own children into a horrible situation over and over."

Yes, that is the point. Aaron did that through rationalizing and minimizing and disregarding the breadth of what he was doing. Then, some combination of factors led to him extricating himself and taking steps to make amends.
It seems that Aaron took action himself to leave, but even if he did solely get maneuvered out by Nick and April, oh well, then Aaron lucked into not destroying his life and relationships with his family any further.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta is sharing what is probably the screenshot that "proves" that Aaron jerks off after reading the Rekieta's thread.
It seems to be a Google activity history from some account that Aaron maybe forgot to log off.
Ironically he is acting just like a jilted lover by doing that.


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EDIT:
Also, April seems to admit she's the source of that screenshot, but she later denies it.

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[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Nick - "Use logic, for Aaron to be telling the truth he would've had to have brought his own children into a horrible situation over and over."

Didn't Aaron respond to that by saying something along the lines of "yes, and I'll regret it for the rest of my life"? As much of a faggot as Aaron is, at least he's owned up to his mistakes and is taking responsibility to a degree.

 

[Captain Manning]

Grifty, Balldoman's strongest broom, meanwhile has descended into madness:

I think Grifty might be the most deranged Balldoguard I've encountered yet. His Twitter is a gold mine. I put in some work here earlier, but I just don't have the time to keep it up. Sheer madness.

I do not recall describing Aaron aside from saying that the man is desperate for his 5 seconds of fame.

I must be confusing you for somebody else then. My mistake.

Honestly I'm stunned that not only did Nick do that unhinged screaming call-in, but he also posted it to his remaining paying fans on Locals and directed all of them to it. There's a limit to the amount of stupidity even they can take and it looks like they've reached it.

Well, some of them.

Grifty is on Locals, BTW.

 

[Desktop User2]

Rekieta is sharing what is probably the screenshot that proves that Aaron jerks off after reading the Rekieta's thread.
It seems to be a Google activity history from some account that Aaron maybe forgot to log off.
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Is he posting proof he cracked Aaron´s devices? Holy shit, is he THAT stupid?

 

[Captain Manning]

Rekieta is sharing what is probably the screenshot that proves that Aaron jerks off after reading the Rekieta's thread.
It seems to be a Google activity history from some account that Aaron maybe forgot to log off.
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Let's see:

1. April's Twitter
2. Cuck porn.
3. His Kiwifarms thread.

DUDE! That could just be his Internet history!

Is he posting proof he cracked Aaron´s devices? Holy shit, is he THAT stupid?

He may be.

When he tries to do nefarious shit, it's not uncommon for it to backfire on him.

 

[Desktop User2]

Let's see:

1. April's Twitter
2. Cuck porn.
3. His Kiwifarms thread.

DUDE! That could just be his Internet history!




He may be.

When he tries to do nefarious shit, it's not uncommon for it to backfire on him.

Dude, this a potential witness on his criminal case and he openly admits to cracking his devices via an ASSOCIATE (April). HOOOOOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE BIGGEST MORONS IN THE UNIVERSE!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Honestly I think it is a Minnesota thing. My In-laws live there and they always try to serve me shit like mush(corn meal loaf that is fried) and fucked up casseroles.

And then for some reason they call it "hot dish" and make it sound like manufactured sloppa even if it was made with fresh ingredients

 

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Rekieta is sharing what is probably the screenshot that proves that Aaron jerks off after reading the Rekieta's thread.
It seems to be a Google activity history from some account that Aaron maybe forgot to log off.
Ironically he is acting just like a jilted lover by doing that.

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Nothing in that screen cap is proof that it's from one of Aaron's devices. Anyone could replicate that screenshot.

 

[Strix454]

It seems that Aaron took action himself to leave, but even if he did solely get maneuvered out by Nick and April, oh well, then Aaron lucked into not destroying his life and relationships with his family any further.

Its worth remembering that top priority for both Nick and April at the time he left (or was kicked out) was getting Aaron to buy Nick's other house and put April's name on it with his. IMO, he didn't really get maneuvered out. He got presented with an escalating series of ultimatums about buying that house and moving next to Nick that ended with something along the lines of 'start doing what I say or go away'.

I think he has been reasonably clear that his kids didn't want to move and he had real concerns about the consequences of moving the kids there. I dont think the swinging, the drugs or the general degeneracy were a big deal to Aaron. But financially buying that house and getting his kids mixed up into the situation at Nick's house were probably a line he drew.

 

[Captain Manning]

Dude, this a potential witness on his criminal case and he openly admits to cracking his devices via an ASSOCIATE (April). HOOOOOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE BIGGEST MORONS IN THE UNIVERSE!

I dunno if he "cracked" it. It could be, as @Third World Aristocrat suggests, there was a saved password of Aaron's.

I am unsure about the legality of that though. It's pretty fucking shitty to do that, I imagine.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nothing in that screen cap is proof that it's from one of Aaron's devices. Anyone could replicate that screenshot.

it´s Nick´s intention to imply so, isn´t it? To maybe tamper with a witness?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta is sharing what is probably the screenshot that proves that Aaron jerks off after reading the Rekieta's thread.
It seems to be a Google activity history from some account that Aaron maybe forgot to log off.
Ironically he is acting just like a jilted lover by doing that.

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EDIT: Also, April basically admits she is the source of that screenshot:
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The thing is, if they've got an account logged in to access this, it could easily be forged.

This could very easily be a gay op. This smells very staged, especially if you observe the people that are quickly creating this narrative on Twitter (Chaos + JuJu + Valkyrie).