🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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    348
Buck broken piggy not such a tough guy anymore.
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Buck broken piggy not such a tough guy anymore.
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The lawyer/plumber/torta man will come to the rescue.

Also, the dumb nigger is squealing about Aaron trying to keep him from his son. Aaron has jack shit to do with the warrant. It's the state. Specifically, when the judge said "do not record this hearing" and Ralph's galaxy brain squealed "I'm not recording". Maybe Ralph will go with the Rekieta defense that the police are lying and never watched his video??? I wonder if him scrubbing everything, like him recording the hearing, is evidence tampering.
 
lol @ him calling Amhole a cuck, did Ralph forget that he himself told everyone that he paid a mexican man to fuck his wife in front of him so he could watch and film it?
That wasn't Ralph Ralph. It was a headmate. I mean, seriously? What kind of a man would gloat about watching another man fuck his wife in the ass and think it was a W? Definitely not Ralph Ralph
 
The piggy is impotently squealing. Find people in good standing? He can't even find the trash can to throw his piss bottles away. An ethics complaint is going to fix whoever filed anyways.

And why is he so buttmad at Sean? Piggy isn't on his radar and it's likely the police are just putting things together. "Oh, this is the same guy who may have been witness tampering. Well, we've got video ebidence of him breaking the law here."

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Ralph's update about the arrest warrant from Stearns County, post recent pillstream.
He pretends like this is a conspiracy to prevent him from seeing Xander, by Sean (Potentially Criminal), Andy Warski etc.
Which is of course just cope and part of his ongoing project of leaving behind Captain's Logs for Xander to see in the future.

 
I'm unable to archive archive the video, but Ralph coping for 6 minutes. Complaining that this was an alog conspiracy that keeps him from seeing his son and baffled that police would issue a warrant so quickly after not talking to them. Even if it were some elaborate alog conspiracy (it isn't) didn't he say EVERYTHING is fair game?

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Ralph's update about the arrest warrant from Stearns County, post recent pillstream.
He pretends like this is a conspiracy to prevent him from seeing Xander, by Sean (Potentially Criminal), Andy Warski etc.
Which is of course just cope and part of his ongoing project of leaving behind Captain's Logs for Xander to see in the future.

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Go build a relationship with your Daughter you drunk fuck.

It's honestly sad seeing him treat his daughter as just biological waste due to the crime of being female.
 
I know it's kinda derailing the flow of the coversation, but could someone give me the original and bigger version of this emote? Or maybe link me to the page?:diddler:
It was debuted in late 2021.
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https://archive.is/wip/aZ9x4

Rekt

If the name is changed to "Ethan Oliver Ralph", you can hardly see the difference or distinguish it from "kid diddler" without actually looking very closely.
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Even Flamenco had the foresight to understand why the design was a horrendous idea.
Made this to be used as an emote on the forum but I think it's good enough to be used as an exploitable so I'll post it here.
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