🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[REGENDarySumanai]

One does not have to break what is already deeply broken.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph proves once again that he lives eternally in markdom by screenshotting post made by @BlueArmedDevil

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There are plenty of posts made before this one, like how Kino Casino has a consistent 4k viewership verses ralphs 1k, but these posts were conveniently not mentioned. As for Da Gouuhhll Ralph has hit over 1,000 dollars tonight, but is this really as big of a deal as Ralph thinks? Every month, Ralph loses about $750 dollars in revenue to spite-stare at Vickers Jr. This isn't even including his bum fuck arm injury, plane ticket costs, and several $50 dollar flat-brim hats bought and lost along the way. What Ralph doesn't seem to realize, is that his next free-gib-me-1k-bucks-a-thon isn't for another 4 years; what exactly can Ralph do to make big shows that help him (maybe) break even? If anything, this showing just proves that Ralph is financially buck broken beyond repair: it's confirmation that we'll never have another Kingpin, Ralphamania, etc. All the monies gone, and Ralphs blood lust to simply show any sign of life on the EKG monitors is in itself becoming an unsustainable nightmare.
In closing, Louis Prima's "Just A Gigolo"

https://youtu.be/mukQYm-O-AY?si=A1tW3rn9FHZqan21

I ain't got no-body
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No-body, cares for me, there's, no-body, cares for me

“Ahh hit da goal!!! KF blown out!!!!”
Congrats Ralph’s, you hit the goal… only because you had a much larger guest on like usual…

Buck broken piggy not such a tough guy anymore.
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Wait… did Ralph just confirm that Nick and Arron didn’t just wife swap but also engage in 4somes? (Something both Arron and Nick have been adamant they have never done)

 

[HackerX]

One does not have to break what is already deeply broken.

I'm not even sure who this video is aimed at towards the last remaining paypigs. He's retarded, but I refuse to believe he thinks the warrant was orchestrated by the alogs to break him. Ralph's antics against Aaron have been a blip on the radar, and this is yet another moment where he impulsively stuck his snout into a pile of shit, gaining nothing, and it came back to bite him in the ass.

Ralph's law doesn't even apply. Where's the W??? Was it the election stream where he raked in relatively big donos??

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"I don't scare! Unless I might have to face any sort of consequence!"

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

How many lolcows get alogged by an entire country?

 

[Noproblemo]

The funniest part of the warrant. Cucking himself out of his precious monthly Xander visit for a crumb of clout from his E-daddy is a classic Ralph L.

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How fucking retarded can you be... if you just said nothing you could've argued you didn't hear it... It'll still be a crime, but could've gotten a slap on the wrist instead of a NATIONWIDE GUNT HUNT

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Dude forgot to add broken chair. Fucking L

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

As another international Gunt Hunt has begun, someone needs to inform the US government that besides arrest, precedent has been set to provide entertainment with Ralph through trial by combat. Lisbon, Portugal has been established as the default arena, but I am sure Mexico qualifies under the established criteria. Also, a proxy may be used to perform the punt before detention and extradition.

 

[Rage Pig]

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Ralph's update about the arrest warrant from Stearns County, post recent pillstream.
He pretends like this is a conspiracy to prevent him from seeing Xander, by Sean (Potentially Criminal), Andy Warski etc.
Which is of course just cope and part of his ongoing project of leaving behind Captain's Logs for Xander to see in the future.

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My favorite part is where he admits that his whole life as a fat, ugly, petty, vulgar, dumb and cowardly white nigger is exactly what we always suspected: HELL

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

My favorite part is where he admits that his whole life as a fat, ugly, petty, vulgar, dumb and cowardly white nigger is exactly what we always suspected: HELL

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Lmao the only thing Ralph shares with Churchill is BMI and alcoholism.

FYI churchhills hell was leading a country that was starving whiles being bombarded by one of the most technologically advanced militaries in the world.

Ralph’s hell is he likes to get drunk and fuck up his life on the internet.

 

[AltisticRight]

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>Broken chair
>Broken anus

 

[Red Frida]

Buck broken piggy not such a tough guy anymore.

Why didn't Ralph call up Nick Rekieta to represent him during those phone calls then?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Thanks Ralph for proving again what we already knew: such a weak-willed little bitch that the second something bad happens to you (which are direct consequences of your own actions, by the way) you run to the bottle and get obliterated, act like an asshole, and then come cry about it on Twitter like a woman.

yeah I was drunk but only because something really really bad happened! I was at my lowest point and you dare mock the recordings I made of myself!

What a cool outlaw.

 

[Hellion]

Maybe I missed it - which male "known to the defendant" picked up the phone that police thought to be Ralph's through searches, and told the police Ralph was "hiding in Mexico"?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

He should put a picture of his son on his ceiling so he can see him every time he drinks enough.

 

[ddlloo]

Maybe I missed it - which male "known to the defendant" picked up the phone that police thought to be Ralph's through searches, and told the police Ralph was "hiding in Mexico"?

Possibly Pantsu's dad, he mentioned the police had called him.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Possibly Pantsu's dad, he mentioned the police had called him.

It was definitely Feet Morris. Vickers would have fucked up a simple response to the question, "Do you know where Ethan Ralph is?"
"Well officer, Ethan Oliver Ralph, impregnated my eighteen year old daughter and at the time I had a coin shop that I legitimately bought from the previous owner. After he assaulted her she had to spend in a mental institution before moving home so I could take care of their son. I then started a podcast to alog him because he released a revenge sex tape of her. ". ..........

And twenty minutes later the court official gives up, and becomes a huge fan of the killstream

 

[Obscura539]

Jim still lives to dunk on the pig.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Ralph's update about the arrest warrant from Stearns County, post recent pillstream.
He pretends like this is a conspiracy to prevent him from seeing Xander, by Sean (Potentially Criminal), Andy Warski etc.
Which is of course just cope and part of his ongoing project of leaving behind Captain's Logs for Xander to see in the future.

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The only two events that will make Ralph shave his face:

1. Zoom court appearance
2. 20 minute Zoom call with Dax

Not his E-daddy btw