🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Maybe he meant "not the EU"? It doesn't really help his point, but it's slightly less retarded.

I'm sure that's what he meant, but since he's always trying to "actually" people on twitter like a faggot he deserves to be called a drunk retard. Also, he deserves to called that because he is a drunk retard.

 

[Oh Darn]

You just know he is losing sleep over this.

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eleventy kajillion hours in PS

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

So will Ralph having an active warrant out on him be something that will prevent him from getting his citizenship in Mexico?

Absolutely. Unless he claims asylum an active warrant blocks any citizenship. Ralph should consider it since he really has no other option.

 

[HackerX]

Absolutely. Unless he claims asylum an active warrant blocks any citizenship. Ralph should consider it since he really has no other option.

Asylum for a political refugee fleeing Trump's America??? Hell yeah, hook him up with Mexican gibs! I'm sure they don't exist, but he's clearly living in poverty.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Asylum for a political refugee fleeing Trump's America??? Hell yeah, hook him up with Mexican gibs! I'm sure they don't exist, but he's clearly living in poverty.

Seriously, any kind of social support is better than the current conditions the Rage Pig lives in. He could also milk the left for interviews. He really has no options that are based on reality, might as well roll those dice.

 

[HackerX]

Seriously, any kind of social support is better than the current conditions the Rage Pig lives in. He could also milk the left for interviews. He really has no options that are based on reality, might as well roll those dice.

He did manage to rope Destiny into the bowling event under false pretenses. Ralph can't really be interviewed by women though, because he'll assume they're all hitting on him and they'll be creeped out. Maybe he can start a homo version of Kino Casino with Keffals?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He did manage to rope Destiny into the bowling event under false pretenses. Ralph can't really be interviewed by women though, because he'll assume they're all hitting on him and they'll be creeped out. Maybe he can start a homo version of Kino Casino with Keffals?

Eh, give the troons the going away gift. It would be fitting.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can anyone confirm if the Ralphamale is correct here? I know he flunked out of community college so he must be pretty smart.

Brexit meant that "Great" Britain is no longer geographically in Europe.
A polsci major said so.

 

[Razz]

Brexit meant that "Great" Britain is no longer geographically in Europe.
A polsci major said so.

Losing the right to live in the country your parents gave you means you are no longer a national and relinquished forever the right to fully call yourself that. Gunt is a nationless man since I doubt Mexico will want to deal with people so annoying the judges issue nationwide arrests on them for misdemeanors

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Brexit meant that "Great" Britain is no longer geographically in Europe.
A polsci major said so.

The same polisci major who never got a degree but still owes tens of thousands for it?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can anyone confirm if the Ralphamale is correct here? I know he flunked out of community college so he must be pretty smart.

Ethan Ralph is always right. You're jewish. Also fat. Now imagine Ralph calling you fat because you're a loser! RALPHAMALE VICTORY!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sure would be nice of Daddy Dax to fly down to Mexico to see piggy for Thanksgiving so he won't be all alone but we know Dax only keeps him around when kicking the Pedo gets stale.

 

[Rage Pig]

5th day of crying like a little bitch about a misdemeanor warrant, he can't stop looping.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

5th day of crying like a little bitch about a misdemeanor warrant, he can't stop looping.
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This is all upside, tbh.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph debated sending his qt3.14 70% English Comprehension physiotherapist/actual therapist (against her will) Latina Queen the PDF of "Fear and Loathing" because he's too cheap to buy her the book. And that's after spending hours trauma-dumping to her about his baby mommas.

The King is back!

 

[GaryGray]

5th day of crying like a little bitch about a misdemeanor warrant, he can't stop looping.
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He has to acknowledge the show because he doesn't know what happens since it is only Dark Ralph who comes out when he is black out intoxicated that actually makes him money. Yesterday was a very mid pillstream. He failed to follow through with promised goals, broke his setup so people couldn't send in music to keep him high energy. If today doesn't go better then faith in the entertainment of the pillstream will be lost.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Credibly accused domestic abuser, and convicted revenge pornographer, Ethan Oliver Ralph, now believes all women!
Xitter

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Credibly accused domestic abuser, and convicted revenge pornographer, Ethan Oliver Ralph, now believes all women!
Xitter

She can't press charges on him, he was going through one of the worst times in his life

 

[porkWellington]

She can't press charges on him, he was going through one of the worst times in his life

"YER HONUH SHE SAID SHE WOULD DIIIIEEE FOR ME, CLEERLY SHE LIED"

 

[hawkisnight]

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Xitter

Xmass? Typical 2 times Obama voter.