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It just hit me. He canāt do the time behind bars. He wonāt have a piss bunker to return to. Heās utterly trapped by circumstances of his own making.
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We all know how it goes when Ralph says nothing is going to happen
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So will Ralph having an active warrant out on him be something that will prevent him from getting his citizenship in Mexico?
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Isn't visiting the keeds off the table now?
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my life doesn't suck quite as much as you thought! I win again!
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Piggy hasn't seen Xander for any Christmas. That's not new. He's giddy that the court is giving him an excuse to skip this one along with every future Christmas.
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My all time favorite lie of Ralph is pretending he cares about his children. You know it pisses him off to no end evertyime he wastes money keeping the facade up.
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I think mine is how he valiantly fought off miscreants in Portugal who wanted to steal his purse.
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The slimy, obsequious tone of this miserable coward is delicious. "I respect the Staerns County Court..." - no you don't as is documented in the warrant
You ran your stupid pig snout, thinking you were oh so clever with your witty remarks. Now you're shitting your pants and don't dare to set foot in the country your daddy gave you. Christmas came early for your son, there's hope he never has to see this embarrassing failure of a father ever again.
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Ralph seeing himself as Shrek is accurate but Shrek had better living conditions
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Shrek didn't sell his swamp.
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He also didnāt chase his donkey away. (I hope, Iāve never seen them)
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I like how he's using black and white as if we don't know he looks like a boiled lobster with eczema.
There are no jurisdictional issues whatsoever. He knew the court was in Minnesota, he deliberately reached out to it, that's purposeful availment and enough to establish personal jurisdiction for all purposes related to the transaction in-state. Ralph is a drunken moron. About the only thing unlikely is actually going to the length of an international extradition (even from Mexico) over a misdemeanor, but again, he's completely wrong that they couldn't do it.
Great win for Ralph, he gets to be an international fugitive from a fucking misdemeanor the rest of his life while cowering in a tin roofed shack in the Third World.
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So Ralphās tapdancing his little piggy hoofs because he wonāt get extradited and confirmed that he will never do the 90 days or pay the $1,000 fine. Even if it ment he got to see his kid. Lmao.
If I was told I had to pay $1,000 bucks or never see my kids again I would pay the 1k in a heart beat.
However , I donāt think Ralph would have to pay the whole 1K fine or do any jail time, if he just didnāt act like such a brain dead wigger and just talked to the police (with a lawyer present) and explain his side of the story. Iām pretty sure the worst he couldāve gotten was maybe a no contest deferred judgment, but really I think the police could just drop it with a firm verbal warning and maybe having Ralph remove the VODs.
But no, Ralph had to be a gangster and ānever talwk to da police, bishā so the police will obviously put a warrant out for him, and now he is proven that he knows the warrant exists and is actively evading it which I think he can cop an āevadingā charge for.
Just to help anyone else in this thread, who doesnāt have holes in their brain the size of grapefruits. āNever talk to the policeā means never talk to the police without a lawyer. If the police think youāre involved in a crime and you refuse to talk to them. They will literally just arrest you and bring you into an interrogation room to talk to you. Thatās when you can demand a lawyer and keep ya mouth shut.
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Shrek cares for his kids
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Maybe he meant "not the EU"? It doesn't really help his point, but it's slightly less retarded.