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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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You just know he is losing sleep over this.

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Die For Me! said:
Ralph Anally Annihilated that hes too retarded to get permission to stream court hearings:
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Ralph admits he will be alone for christmas again as Vickers Jr. will be happily watching Skibidi Toilet on an Ipad with zero care in the world:
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Piggy hasn't seen Xander for any Christmas. That's not new. He's giddy that the court is giving him an excuse to skip this one along with every future Christmas.
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph Anally Annihilated that hes too retarded to get permission to stream court hearings:
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The slimy, obsequious tone of this miserable coward is delicious. "I respect the Staerns County Court..." - no you don't as is documented in the warrant
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You ran your stupid pig snout, thinking you were oh so clever with your witty remarks. Now you're shitting your pants and don't dare to set foot in the country your daddy gave you. Christmas came early for your son, there's hope he never has to see this embarrassing failure of a father ever again.
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" said:
Ralph's update about the arrest warrant from Stearns County, post recent pillstream.
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I like how he's using black and white as if we don't know he looks like a boiled lobster with eczema.
Cad an Hell said:
You just know he is losing sleep over this.

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There are no jurisdictional issues whatsoever. He knew the court was in Minnesota, he deliberately reached out to it, that's purposeful availment and enough to establish personal jurisdiction for all purposes related to the transaction in-state. Ralph is a drunken moron. About the only thing unlikely is actually going to the length of an international extradition (even from Mexico) over a misdemeanor, but again, he's completely wrong that they couldn't do it.

Great win for Ralph, he gets to be an international fugitive from a fucking misdemeanor the rest of his life while cowering in a tin roofed shack in the Third World.
 
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Cad an Hell said:
You just know he is losing sleep over this.

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So Ralphā€™s tapdancing his little piggy hoofs because he wonā€™t get extradited and confirmed that he will never do the 90 days or pay the $1,000 fine. Even if it ment he got to see his kid. Lmao.

If I was told I had to pay $1,000 bucks or never see my kids again I would pay the 1k in a heart beat.

However , I donā€™t think Ralph would have to pay the whole 1K fine or do any jail time, if he just didnā€™t act like such a brain dead wigger and just talked to the police (with a lawyer present) and explain his side of the story. Iā€™m pretty sure the worst he couldā€™ve gotten was maybe a no contest deferred judgment, but really I think the police could just drop it with a firm verbal warning and maybe having Ralph remove the VODs.

But no, Ralph had to be a gangster and ā€œnever talwk to da police, bishā€ so the police will obviously put a warrant out for him, and now he is proven that he knows the warrant exists and is actively evading it which I think he can cop an ā€œevadingā€ charge for.

Just to help anyone else in this thread, who doesnā€™t have holes in their brain the size of grapefruits. ā€œNever talk to the policeā€œ means never talk to the police without a lawyer. If the police think youā€™re involved in a crime and you refuse to talk to them. They will literally just arrest you and bring you into an interrogation room to talk to you. Thatā€™s when you can demand a lawyer and keep ya mouth shut.
 
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