Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

How the fuck does "sexier" autocorrect to "Sevierville"?

And what the fuck is a Sevierville?

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Did this cokehead accidently drunk type a name of a city in Tennessee?

Probably typed out something like "sevier" and his phone auto filled the closest word it could think of

 

[Tiger Jack]

I'm sure Nick will be furiously searching through his spellbook (the dictionary) to find the right combination of magic words to unfuck the situation he just put himself in.

 

[Space Pope]

How the fuck does "sexier" autocorrect to "Sevierville"?

And what the fuck is a Sevierville?

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Did this cokehead accidently drunk type a name of a city in Tennessee?

Sevierville TN is home to the largest gas station in the world. The Buc-ee's location features 120 gas pumps and 74,000 square feet of retail space. It is where he and Camelot used to go to suck cock and buy drugs.

 

[Desktop User2]

Alleged.

Also, the issue here isn't that they are completely devoid of evidence against Aaron, but rather that Nick's recent actions might have hopelessly tainted the case.

I dont think any new development change Kayla´s expectation of privacy regarding her nude images but the legal system just might recognize all of these retards are cancerous retards, just give Aaron a slap on the wrist if he keeps behaving well and let all these retards go fuck themselves and stop bothering normal people.

 

[Gorbus]

Crackets is also still missing the point that the cuck shit is the least of what anyone cares about in this whole matter. Half of Gen X seems obsessed with fucking race-themed infidelity porn, it's certainly embarrassing and fun to make fun of, but what people really care about is his treatment of the kids. Which he has no answer to.

He neglected his kids, he exposed them to drugs, he renegotiated their family structure without their consent, he deliberately raised them in a church community and then broke every taboo in that community. He's put them through hell, and that's what people actually care about. It's just much harder to make light of because it's so sad.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sevierville TN is home to the largest gas station in the world. The Buc-ee's location features 120 gas pumps and 74,000 square feet of retail space. It is where he and Camelot used to go to suck cock and buy drugs.

You know what's funny?

I honestly can't tell if you're shitposting or not. That sounds entirely plausible.

This is where we're at right now with Nick. It has come to this.

 

[Desktop User2]

You know what's funny?

I honestly can't tell if you're shitposting or not. That sounds entirely plausible.

Nick´s lust for drugs and cocks is no joke.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You know what's funny?

I honestly can't tell if you're shitposting or not. That sounds entirely plausible.

This is where we're at right now with Nick. It has come to this.

It’s Dolly Parton’s hometown. There is no Buc-ee’s. Lots of Flying J’s with full laundry and shower facilities though.

EDIT: Thanks @Captain Manning for the info. I had no idea there was a lot lizard supermall. You learn something new everyday.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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L/A

Nick has woken up and begun drunk Tweeting
He obviously meant sexier...but how fucked do you need to be to mess up that bad?!?

He's saying her tits are bigger.
Dolly Parton is from Sevierville TN.

At least that's what he could be saying, but April looks like an ironing board.

EDIT -Ninja'd. Too clever a reference for Nick's fried brain anyway probably.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Mediocre pussy and cocaine caused one person to irrevocably destroy his life.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Mediocre pussy and cocaine caused one person to irrevocably destroy his life.

Wouldn't be the first time, let's be honest. But it's rare to do it as publicly as Nick.

 

[Pagan Min]

Mediocre pussy and cocaine caused one person to irrevocably destroy his life.

Minnesota 6s -- not even once.

(Oh, and the same for cocaine, too, I suppose...)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Mediocre pussy and cocaine caused one person to irrevocably destroy his life.

Dont forget whiskey

 

[Finger Pistols]

Mediocre pussy

It isn't even mediocre pussy, it is stanky pussy. Remember the hygiene products she had on the shower?

 

[Captain Manning]

It’s Dolly Parton’s hometown. There is no Buc-ee’s. Lots of Flying J’s with full laundry and shower facilities though.

No, there actually is a Buc-ee's in Sevierville. I just checked.

And @Space Pope is right. It is 74,000 sq ft with 120 gas pumps.

https://visitsevierville.com/Great-Reasons-to-Stop-at-Bucees-Sevierville.aspx

I just don't know about the buying drugs and sucking cock with Coomalot part... but I want to believe!

(God, I love this thread).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It isn't even mediocre pussy, it is stanky pussy. Remember the higine products she had on the shower?

Jesus Christ, it's smelling like a fish market down there.

 

[Windy Moors]

NOW that you Court STREAMED twice from BALLDO-Bunker [Rekieta House, in his streaming room]-- Do you still think THAT was a good idea? I mean, ya coulda zoomed from your cell phone or any library or from any friend with a computer, right?

All the better for Nick to get access to her google account, he will likely have dirt ready to drop if/when she betrays him.

 

[Maraschino]

Sevierville TN is home to the largest gas station in the world. The Buc-ee's location features 120 gas pumps and 74,000 square feet of retail space.

It’s Dolly Parton’s hometown. There is no Buc-ee’s.

Sevierville is near Kodak, Tennessee. Kodak is the location of what was the largest gas station in the world which is, in fact, a Buc-ee's. That Buc-ee's is no longer the biggest, the new biggest location as of 2024 (and new biggest gas station in the world) is a Buc-ee's in Luling, Texas, which has historical significance to the company.

Nick absolutely knows about Buc-ee's and has mentioned visiting the stations before. He could've went to that particular Kodak location while visiting Doug Tennapel, who lives in Tennessee.

 

[Folgers Can]

The fact that the Google Account pic in the top right of the page (not browser) is censored is very suspicious. If this was indeed Aaron's history it would show Aaron's logo no matter who else is logged into this browser, as that's the active account.

Why not take it one step further for a moment: because of the conspicuously unnecessary redactions there is precisely nothing within the four corners of the tweeted screenshot inconsistent with a scenario in which Nick created a burner account along the lines of ThisOughtaOwnThaHaydurz@Gmail.com, logged into it, created the depicted browsing history and screenshotted it, added the redactions and any other shoops that make it look like the screenshot could have been taken while logged into Aaron's account when he can prove it was not, logged out from (if not also deleted) the burner account, waited until the time when he thought (perhaps mistakenly) that Google's applicable retention policy would remove any trace of him having ever used that burner account, and posted the screenshot claiming it was made while logged into Aaron's account. In that hypothetical scenario, whatever search warrants his actions will have instigated would not turn up forensic evidence of him having ever actually accessed Aaron's account at all.

What would such a strategy achieve, in his mind? I can think of a few things, but does it really matter? We're talking about such an absurd cocktail of cocaine, booze, brain damage, and mental illness that it doesn't really matter what he thought it would achieve. All that matters is it would likely blow up in his self-raking face as per usual, so alls we have to do is break out the popcorn, point, and laugh. The rest is in the warrant-issuing judge's hands.

 

[LiquidKid]

How the fuck does "sexier" autocorrect to "Sevierville"?

And what the fuck is a Sevierville?

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Did this cokehead accidently drunk type a name of a city in Tennessee?

I won’t harp on him for that. I once had a typo in this site autocorrect to “if lions like it.” It’s been like 5 years now so I don’t remember the context, but that was hands down the worst autocorrect of my life.
My comparison, I don’t find this all that bad.

My main issue is that he can look at her well before she ruined her body with those god awful tattoos, and claim the crack whore she turned into is “sexier.”