Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Grotesque Bushes]

The lengths he's going to not win LotY 2025 is insane.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Who the fuck publicly accesses someone's Google account and leaks it using his own Twitter account?

Even Ralph gets someone else or posts it anonymously so he has some level of deniability

Guys, I think Nick might be the greatest lolcow of all time

His brain is so cognitively impaired from how he used to be before the booze and drugs, he probably genuinely believes if he just tells the cops "nuh uh, I didn't do it, I just posted what somebody else gave me, and I can't reveal my source" it completely prevents him from being legally responsible.

If he wasn't such a fucking vile child neglecting cuck it would almost be sad to see what his degenerate lifestyle has done to him. He's a fucking shell of what he was just 3 or 4 years ago. He's truly damaged his brain. Perhaps permanently. The brain is the one part of the body that doesn't heal.

In all honesty, if Nick committed (another) felony in order to prove that Aaron watches porn and has read Kiwi Farms, it's definitely worth it.

I mean its definitely worth it for us.

 

[Desktop User2]

Hey, guys, have you heard about that Aaron fella watching porn and browsing Kiwi Farms? What a NERD amirite?

 

[Procrastinhater]

NLO hints that the criminal activity might go further.
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Thats... not helping Nicks case.
Nice friend you got there Balldo.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Hey, guys, have you heard about that Aaron fella watching porn and browsing Kiwi Farms? What a NERD amirite?

Totally worth the felony

 

[Tablet County]

He's fleeing to Mexico with Ethan Ralph isn't he?

YES! YES! THE RALPHKIETA SITCOM ARC IS REAL!

 

[Desktop User2]

Totally worth the felony

It will be even funnier if he exposed his master plan with a fake screenshot like the vile crack whore was trying to backpedal to.

 

[Hantavirus]

Ralph's warrant is extraditable. Might make visiting XANDER difficult. Vickers was reprimanded for abusing the visitation center to serve Ralph papers, but he won't be able to resist calling the police to arrest Ralph, and once he's in custody, there is no do-over...

Edit: did we know Ralph recorded the court proceedings, or is Ralph just so boring these days nobody even bothers to check his Rumble? I am pretty sure he did not live stream court as I remember downloading his before and after streams, but that was the last time I checked his Rumble.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If this keeps up at approx 30 pages a day, we'll have page 8000 by new years. I'm locking that bet in.

I'm going all in like my nigga BossmanJack: 9001 by midnight on December 31st 2024.

April, nobody cares. You're not helping friends by tweeting this shit.

Depends who her friends are. If she's already flipped and working for the prosecution as part of a plea deal she's doing a great job of feeding Nick more rope to hang himself.

 

[Lemondale]

whose the first one who will betray their friend among the 4? nick ralph april or our wife?

 

[ddlloo]

Presumably Aaron's lawyers will be sending this pic to the judge in his revenge porn case?

"These are the complainants, your honour. Pictured outside the courthouse alongside a short fat man who is wanted for contempt of court when he livestreamed the case against your explicit instructions. It is our contention that the fat man was acting at the behest of the cuckold -- sorry, the gentleman with his arms around the pair of rank slappers -- as part of his attempt to get revenge against our client for his witness testimony in Mr Balldo's forthcoming drugs, guns and child neglect cases."

Why would the judge of that case care though? Ok, the other party is a psycho. Did you or did you not send nudes of his wife to someone else?

whose the first one who will betray their friend among the 4? nick ralph april or our wife?

Ralph over a perceived slight, followed by April over a perceived not-being-given-enough-coke-and-cock.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Why would the judge of that case care though? Ok, the other party is a psycho. Did you or did you not send nudes of his wife to someone else?

It depends how strong the case is.

Is there a photo? Is there a copy of the message from the phone provider? Is Geno testifying?

The charge currently is with an harassment felony upgrade. He harasses your wife, but you gain unauthorised access to his accounts, comment in his chat and send momey, call into the shows of people discussing him? All while he was first a witness against you in a felony drugs case? And you were in a swinging relationship?

At some point its going to be a case the prosecutor won't have comfidence in.

 

[Terfatron]

This is is very red dead redemption

Couldn’t find it posted elsewhere, but speaking of Ralph:

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

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Spoiler: All warrant screenshots

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[SaltyFanta]

Nick Rekieta is truly evil. He knows no boundries and his depravity knows no depths. This is beyond petty, it's outright insane. To use the accounts of someone that once was a trusted confidant is beyond crazy. Any person whose moral compass wasn't compromised would just log off the accounts and let bigons be bigons. But Nick had to not only use the accounts to stalk Aaron's activities like a scorned ex, but also impersonate him.

This has been my primary takeaway of the cokehead saga. Nick is a bad guy at his root, and the his reaction to the coke charges are what really exposes that. If Nick came out and took responsibility I think a lot of people would still be on his side, people would want him to get better and make a comeback.

But the more he struggles and fights, the more evil and cruel behavior he indulges in, the more it becomes obvious that he truly is a remorseless narcissistic. It reminds me of something Sean said when explaining sentencing, it was something hypothetical to the tune of "You're not getting the maximum sentence because you robbed the store, you're getting it because you robbed it with a shotgun and knocked the clerks teeth out." In the same way I think Nick's behavior surrounding the crime is why he deserves prison.

EDIT:

This is is very red dead redemption

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw this comparison, I was watching Kino Casino talk about it while I was incidentally playing RDR2. The Rage Pig Redemption seems like a very interesting arc, Ralph is a funny kind of bootleg outlaw hiding out in Mexico.

Nick reminds me a lot of Dutch in the game funnily enough, he gets increasingly unhinged, unthinking and petty...

Spoiler: RDR2 Spoilers Paralleling Nick

It really does remind me of the later chapters. Where everyone clearly is figuring out Dutch is this stupid violent criminal putting up a fancy facade. This arc really reminds me of the way Dutch kills Leviticus Cornwall, it's a stupid act that will only set him back, but he does it anyway for his ego alone. It's this descent into madness, like the gang falling apart in the game.

Nick's legal strategy also really reminds me of Dutch's plan, this vague ace in the hole he tells everyone he has, but the specifics keep changing, because the plan is all bullshit. Who knows how this'll end, maybe this'll all end just like the game, and Nick'll shoot April dead on suspicion of being a spy for the Pinkertons.

 

[Hellion]

Seeing those embarasing porn related leaks, I have no doubt in my mind that Nick faked them. He had access to the accounts since day one, he could easily do that. Because that's the sort of subhuman scum he is.

Even if Nick/Melton/April decide to post more "evidence", any information is now suspect because they had access for a long time and could've "proactively" meddled in any number of ways.

Presumably Aaron's lawyers will be sending this pic to the judge in his revenge porn case?

"These are the complainants, your honour. Pictured outside the courthouse alongside a short fat man who is wanted for contempt of court when he livestreamed the case against your explicit instructions. It is our contention that the fat man was acting at the behest of the cuckold -- sorry, the gentleman with his arms around the pair of rank slappers -- as part of his attempt to get revenge against our client for his witness testimony in Mr Balldo's forthcoming drugs, guns and child neglect cases."

And further, if Nick had access to Aaron's account/email, then he could've sent anything he wanted, hell he could've even sent more nudes of Kayla himself from Aaron's account to try and beef up the charges. And if Nick had unfettered access to this account/email, what else does he have access too? How can we trust that any message Aaron sent - that he doesn't personally confirm - isn't just Nick trying to tamper with/intimidate a witness?

 

[ItsNeverBeenThisBalldover]

Regarding the screenshot, is there any hard evidence that the history is from Aaron's account? I mean to me it's extremely believable that Nick read his own thread as he does habitually, watch cuckold porn (he is a cuckold and self admitted porn addict) and then went on X (where he spends much of his time).

The fact that the Google Account pic in the top right of the page (not browser) is censored is very suspicious. If this was indeed Aaron's history it would show Aaron's logo no matter who else is logged into this browser, as that's the active account.

Part of me thinks it's just a gayop to troll the fuckin' nerds. Especially with his pedophile buddy clearly saying wildly incriminating stuff, if true. I cannot fathom Rekeita et al being that retarded (maybe that's not rational). Even if that were the case though, clearly Aaron is spooked and I'd imagine this could constitute witness tampering even if it's false.

 

[DumbDude43]

It depends how strong the case is.

Is there a photo? Is there a copy of the message from the phone provider? Is Geno testifying?

The charge currently is with an harassment felony upgrade. He harasses your wife, but you gain unauthorised access to his accounts, comment in his chat and send momey, call into the shows of people discussing him? All while he was first a witness against you in a felony drugs case? And you were in a swinging relationship?

At some point its going to be a case the prosecutor won't have comfidence in.

i could kind of see it playing out like when fatrick tomlinson tried to take some troll to court and lost
tl;dr it kind of went like this
>your honor this person was calling me fat on the internet! this is harassment! punish him!
>mister tomlinson there is evidence of you repeatedly antagonizing and insulting this person.
>case dismissed

 

[OutInTheRain]

I do believe that certified practicing lawyer will be able to get Ralph off. He'll only even need a single hand to do it.

As for the case Ralph will lose,

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You look away from this thread for a few hours at your peril, there could be 10 more pages of joyous retardation upon your return.

10?
By god, its not even a full day and its been 24 I am going through sighing as I drink my cup of joe.

This a car crash mixed with a train wreck wrapped inside a dumpster fire. This shit would be considered too retarded for Jerry Springer.

I was here for the train wreck and its gone off the tracks into a sewage treatment plant that's now flooding into an orphanage for the crippled.

I'm really hoping the final culmination of the Sonichu medallion arc is Nick getting arrested for this and the messages on his various accounts also getting Melton, Juju and Vedo a knock on the door. Probably but at this point who knows?

With Trump back in charge? Maybe he'll have room in the crystals for all of them.

He hasn't fucked his mom.

Yet.

That we know of. Given his family seems to all be degenerates you never know... The medallion curse I just hope doesn't go the other direction.

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No this is not Nick but I did immediately jump to that thought when this was in my news feed. Scary it feels like it could end up this way with how nuts he is getting.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/5-dead-2-juveniles-quadruple-murder-suicide-2-homes-minnesota-rcna179324

Came across my feed today too and I jumped in my seat when it said father in Minnesota killed his family with a bizarre social media post.


This is death spiraling so fast at this point. April is about to crack and I'm not sure what that means. But the next 30 days are going to only get worse is what my gut is telling me.

 

[demicolon]

Melton milking Nick for content just like Dick.

Instead of Nick milking dick, it's the Dick that milks Rekieta. How quaint.