Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TherapyMan]

Something tells me that this story isn't going to have a funny ending.

Honestly things are happening so fast now and the decline keeps accelerating so quickly that I wouldn't be surprised we have a murder-suicide by the end of the year.

 

[repentance]

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This chick needs a wellness check, she is fucking spiraling.
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Let her spiral. I'm not convinced that there's not a psychotic illness going on in addition to BPD, and I think some of this is performative, but let her fucking spiral. She's not worthy of rescue.

I cannot for the life of me understand why she didn´t privated her account. It´s not like she is a public person like Cokieta...

She's an attention whore. She wants people to see the "undying love" and "passion" between her and Nick. She wants an audience of more than one.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The moral I choose to take from this is that evil souls corrupt everything they encounter; he had THE upper-middle class existence served to him on a platter and couldn't rise to the very low bar of wilfully participating in it. Impotent dick, impotent life, impotent person.

When Nick suggested that Legul Mindset was a pedo because he lives in Asia I thought to myself: dude, you were THE internet lawyer, had massive success and did you build your channel, career, charity or at least traveled like LM? No, all those resources and all you could think to do with them was to become a druggie in Spicer, Minnesota like some hick.

It really is this simple isn't it?

Nick can only aspire to have such a clean cooking space.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

YES! YES! THE RALPHKIETA SITCOM ARC IS REAL!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I just hope that Josh can swoop in and finally out a ring on that girl's finger and a babby in her belly <3

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

This is 100% BPD.
They don't have a personality of their own, so they take on the other persons, "mirroring" and they can get extremely co-dependant and clingy.
They can be fun, but when something sets off their seperation anxiety they go fucking nuts trying to get attention at first. If they keep getting iced out or ignored eventually they "split".
Theres no in between for BPD's, you're either the greatest person ever or you're the personification of all evil.
A BPD psycho on a meltdown is capable of anything, trying to frame you for shit, trying to embarrass and ruin your reputation, right up to driving their car through the front of your house in a screaming rage, or worse.

Don't stick your dick in crazy is a saying for a reason.
April right now is showing all the signs of going into a BPD meltdown.
Nicks stuck his dick in a hornets nest, and if he tries to pull it out the hornets are going to erupt in his face.

Yeah I got this vibe too. Like she is feeling "so many different feelings she can't put it into words fast enough". On a 29 year old woman that is pure, unadulterated unmanaged BPD.

Must be frustrating for Nick to struggle with the idea that he might pull this all off with a less psycho crew, but (1) he chose the crew and (2) no, he'd still be fucked in general.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

It's "Burning my life down Any%"

Are we looking at the same thing? It's 100% glitchless no exploit, mans leaving no stone unturned and no retardation untarded

 

[Pagan Min]

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Unrealistic picture -- Ralph isn't shown to be his true munchkin height, so it breaks immersion...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

There is no number for twitter support iirc...

Sure there is.

APRIL: Is this Twitter support?
TWITTER: Yes, Mum. This is the Twitter. How can we help?
APRIL: I think I got hacked. Can you help me?
TWITTER: Yes Mum. First, you must download this app so the Technical Support can find the hackers.
APRIL: Okay.
TWITTER: And also send us bobs and vagene.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Bucees originated in Texas and was exclusive for the longest time. They recently started scaling to other southern states. Ultimately, it's an overgrown gas station with a beaver that people fawn over for some reason. Yes, it's an upscale, luxurious gas station, but it's still a god damn gas station.

You DON'T understand, it's the best place to ever end up in a long road trip. It's got everything you could ever need and the nicest people ever hired by a gas station because they all get paid really good money. It's got a giant wall of their own candy's and snacks, you could get fresh food or goods or any snack or drink you could ever want and they have these giant marbled hall bathrooms with dozens of stalls in them. I used to go to one while I was in school for bi monthly snack runs and I would fill a duffel bag with stuff like water melon sours and beaver nuggets.

They sell every piece of camping, kayaking, fishing equipment, some hunting stuff too like every outdoor activity you could be driving towards in a long drive, everything you could ever want to comfort yourself if you've been in your car all day. And you would think it would be expensive but it isn't because they place them only in high traffic areas and make them big and popular so they get high volume and they can keep individual margins low.

My first girlfriend in middle school gave me a ring with a penny in it that was pressed into a buc ees token at one of their stops and I held onto it for like a decade as a keepsake of her. Buc ees isn't just a gas station, it's a place that stores a piece of my heart and soul.

 

[Desktop User2]

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I just want to know if it will have more or less gay sex than the Ralph & Warski season. Also since both Rackets and Ralph prefer to watch, it will be a very dry season.

 

[Strix454]

She also asked Nick to bring her a bag of ice the other night. This combined with the other recent tweets makes me wonder if they're smoking meth now and Nick has retardedly proposed to her or something like that.

The first thing I thought of when I saw what Nick looked like after his streaming break was that he was on meth. He was getting thinner again in a bad way and his face was terribly aged. But I also thought he might have moved on to crack.

It seemed impossible that while they are on trial for coke they are doing meth, but with April dropping all these obvious hints maybe they are. They are both just terminally stupid enough to be doing it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Unrealistic picture -- Ralph isn't shown to be his true munchkin height, so it breaks immersion...

Here:

Better?

 

[Fapcop]

This is 100% BPD.
They don't have a personality of their own, so they take on the other persons, "mirroring" and they can get extremely co-dependant and clingy.
They can be fun, but when something sets off their seperation anxiety they go fucking nuts trying to get attention at first. If they keep getting iced out or ignored eventually they "split".
Theres no in between for BPD's, you're either the greatest person ever or you're the personification of all evil.
A BPD psycho on a meltdown is capable of anything, trying to frame you for shit, trying to embarrass and ruin your reputation, right up to driving their car through the front of your house in a screaming rage, or worse.

Don't stick your dick in crazy is a saying for a reason.
April right now is showing all the signs of going into a BPD meltdown.
Nicks stuck his dick in a hornets nest, and if he tries to pull it out the hornets are going to erupt in his face.

The thing is…

WHY IN THE FUCK IS SHE TWEETING?!?

I have a hard time figuring out whether I had a stroke on the election night, and this is all a weird stroke fantasy while I’m unconscious in the hospital. (And all the fat, black nurses are celebrating Kamala’s win.)

Why in the fuck is she tweeting. Makes zero sense. She’s a side character at best and the only people paying attention to her are Alogs of her boyfriend or her exhusband.

 

[Pagan Min]

Here:
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Better?

It's like you took a picture of them in real life! Truly amazing in its accuracy! BRAVO!!!

 

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Hey, has anyone ever been able to get on "the phone" with Twitter "support"?

This may be a bigger lie than anything Nick has ever said.

 

[Bothriolepis]

The moral I choose to take from this is that evil souls corrupt everything they encounter; he had THE upper-middle class existence served to him on a platter and couldn't rise to the very low bar of wilfully participating in it. Impotent dick, impotent life, impotent person.

People like Nick always seem to think that the consequences of their actions will never catch up to them, especially when it comes to drugs. They're too smart, too attractive, too respected, and too fucking special to ever lose control over their consumption. That's for losers sucking dick for a dimebag behind the dumpster at Denny's, not for them.

That's how self-absorbed dumbasses usually spiral. They tell themselves that they're going for a nice, relaxing swim, even when everyone else can see they're circling the drain.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

Maybe the porn search history is his, maybe it's not, but I do know that Aaron has always said on his show that he's not a porn guy. He's been saying that since before he even met Nick. Whenever people super chat him asking who his favorite porn star is, and he would always kind of say "yeah I don't really know, I don't really a lot of porn, I usually have somebody to fuck" or something to that effect. I guess I just believed him because why would he lie about it? (Before all the degeneracy came to light, anyway)

 

[Gorbus]

You could make a pretty good joke about Rackets airing out Aaron's business on a show with a fat guy and a muppet, due to Aaron having done the same thing to Nick first, but I am too tired to format it properly.

 

[Pagan Min]

The thing is…

WHY IN THE FUCK IS SHE TWEETING?!?

I have a hard time figuring out whether I had a stroke on the election night, and this is all a weird stroke fantasy while I’m unconscious in the hospital. (And all the fat, black nurses are celebrating Kamala’s win.)

Why in the fuck is she tweeting. Makes zero sense. She’s a side character at best and the only people paying attention to her are Alogs of her boyfriend or her exhusband.

Prime example of Main Character Syndrome in action, IMHO...