Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%
  • Total voters
    337
MunsterCheeseJr said:
April has blossomed into a full blown lolcow. It might be time for her own thread.
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I don’t know, April’s BPD and pick-me-itis is so severe that her personality is just a carbon copy of whoever she’s sleeping with. So I’d argue her content belongs here for now.
 
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200MB said:
My favorite part was this absolute orbital obliteration of April.
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Suffah Ape!
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This was straight old school PPP. This was great.

MunsterCheeseJr said:
April has blossomed into a full blown lolcow. It might be time for her own thread.
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Yup she kinda does at this point especially she told Nicks kids that she sleeping with their dad and vague schizo fatal attraction twitter posting she's been doing.
 
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Nick claims he is drug free for months now. I believe him. So if you act this hyper-nuts, retarded and talking a million miles an hour via a podcast and twitter when you're dry, you got real mental problems pal, I mean, you're bragging you are clean but if this is you when you're clean, you need to to got a fucking mental hospital.

You're certifiable.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
April has blossomed into a full blown lolcow. It might be time for her own thread.
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I have a suspicion that, much like with Aaron, when this is all over, few people will give a shit about her anymore. So that effort might ultimately be wasted.

Hell, she might ever end up in prison. We just don't know yet. I think this is something you'd want to reassess after the dust settles (which would likely coincide with the Balldoverse Collapse subforum being closed).
 
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"I hope Aaron makes a million dollars"

What the fuck is even going on anymore?
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
I'd never tell a soul.

I've had all kinds of fucked up things told to me
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Lawyers ladies and gents: The modern day priesthood.

Actually thinking about, there’s more to this than just confessions.

Lawyers rites and rituals can literally excommunicate you from society. A lawyer doing the right chant in court can kill you.
 
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After Rekieta admitted the existence of his girlfriend, I started working on a video about his "monogamy."
I wasn't expecting things to degenerate so quickly... But here's the video:

Nick Rekieta: Was it worth it?​


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Song: Keeper Of Lust (Ultra Cool Guitar Mix For AKG) | Shoji Meguro
# MONOGAMOUS CLIPS SOURCES:
• "Lady Rackets is the love of my life who I promised myself to:"
Rekieta Rants: Loving Lady Rackets Through Thicc & Thin | Elissa Clips
• "We are monogamous, we are our first and last, we are our best:"
Rekieta Rants: Loving Lady Rackets Through Thicc & Thin | Elissa Clips
• "I am monogamous AF..."
When Figs Ruined Everything | Rekieta Law
• Rekieta explains what is cheating:
Good Justices vs Garbage Justices on SCOTUS, Ken Paxton on the Block, Power Ranger OnlyFans and MORE | Rekieta Law
• It's always us, people try to make something that it isn't, "I am monogamous":
Copesplaining Coomsplaining | Elissa Clips
• You are my friend, I want you to know how monogamous we are:
Rumble Sues Fake Watchdogs, Dangerous Syringes Seized, BOGUS Attorney Suspension
• Rekieta is pro-monogamy, and is weirded by alternative relationships:
Nux Taku on Projekt Melody, V-Tubers, and the Rise of Anime | Rekieta Law
• Other peoples fantasies are just fantasies:
Loudoun County Report and INDICTMENTS! EVS Sues Preston, Dumb Activist Gets Dumpstered in Congress
• Promises between married people:
Rekieta Rants: Loving Lady Rackets Through Thicc & Thin | Elissa Clips

# ABOUT APRIL & AARON CLIPS SOURCE:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions

# MISTER METOKUR CLIPS SOURCE:
Breaking Balldo: Mister Metokur - Was it worth it? (May 25, 2024) | Elissa Clips

# APRIL TWEETS:
• 09 Nov 2024: "AS NICK'S DICK IS ON MY THIGH AND I'M TRYING DESPERATELY TO FIND ALL THE GREEN CIRCLES"
• 09 Nov 2024: "I hear you've got a muzzle for me"
• 09 Nov 2024: "I HEARD FROM A REALLY INTIMATE FRIEND that Aaron cums really fucking fast when he asks how your dick feels inside of me, Nick. ESPECIALLY HOW BIG IT IS AND HOW YOU MADE ME BLEED ALL OVER THE SHEETS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."
• 09 Nov 2024: "If it wasn't for their dad and I telling the truth about love and sex and the two of us- those kids would have been left to read all of the LIES AND CHEAP FILTH you bottom-feeding scum have put on the internet for a year now!! Nick and I will keep telling the truth, you won't."
 
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