DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oops. Really, it’s not a surprise at this point, but how does this retard keep bumblefucking up his lies like this?

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Am I the only one who sporadically tunes into the Kick channel, only to always catch Maxwell making a complete fool of himself?
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"I'm really going to go this time, for real. I won’t be back for a while, you guys..."

All that talk in the beginning about being a "redeemed detractor" exposing all the secret troll plots and truths(patent pending) to Phil so he wouldn't be hurt, just to recieve this lukewarm goodbye.
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I'd kill myself maxwell lmao, I mean, Deebo.

Man, these philosophical pieces lolcow fans seem to end up in after their happy pills fueled time in their chat stops having effect will always be one of my favorite things about the Vortexes. Especially after their surrogate friend shows that they clearly dont care or wont bother remembering who they are by the next minute lmao. Suffah, pigs.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, trying to own the people who gave money to SuperCrzy by admitting you scammed your viewers over Jasper isn't a win.

 

[myone]

Phil, trying to own the people who gave money to SuperCrzy by admitting you scammed your viewers over Jasper isn't a win.

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Hey Phil, while you're at it, if you really want to own the trolls, please expand on this topic. Give us your best guesstimate how much you scammed during the vest streak and save-the-house marathons when you pissed it all away on gin and WWEC. That would reallly felt SuprCrazy and the other dentractors.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Hey Phil, while you're at it, if you really want to own the trolls, please expand on this topic. Give us your best guesstimate how much you scammed during the vest streak and save-the-house marathons when you pissed it all away on gin and WWEC. That would reallly felt SuprCrazy and the other dentractors.

Phil is his own personal Jesus. When Phil forgives Phil (by confessing his sins after being caught and no longer able to lie about them), that means it's "past Phil's behavior" and you can't judge him for that anymore.

 

[Dirty Harold]

I really hope he does this. He probably can't point to Washington on a map, let alone Ukraine or Israel.

If you've seen his Bully playthrough, it's clear that he would not only fail to locate Ukraine or Israel on a map, he would fail to even locate Germany or Britain.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

One of the first political topics he wants to talk about is CHARITY? Really. Phil?

 

[Comma]

His chat is a graveyard:

Nightbot holding the fort.

Youtube:

Kick:

 

[Elbe]

205 - Youtube
21 - Kick

e: fuck you Comma!!!!

 

[Balr0g]

Well if those Kick numbers keep up he won't have to worry abour cross shows with Kc: nothing will change!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

So basically every DSP viewer has to pay on average 1 Dollar per stream now to finance his "lifestyle", if you want to call this living. The return per viewer is very impressive, I bet those are cherry pimp numbers.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

One of the first political topics he wants to talk about is CHARITY? Really. Phil?

lol. He is just gonna recycle the same rants?! He cannot learn new things or gain any kind of ground when it comes to knowledge. It this point it's just a matter of how fast he's gonna lose ground. His lifestyle has rotted his mind. And, most of the games he plays are follow yellow paint and mash x to win, so that's not helping. All he can do is monotonously repeat the same purposeless behaviors. I'd tell him to rope, but a slipknot is probably too complicated to learn.

 

[Elbe]

Reason Phil doesn't want to clash with KC is so he can hook a few of their whales on their day off.

 

[NEOSLACKER]

"My audience is massively split between YouTube and Kick"

Nigger what?

 

[Free Jasper]

Reason Phil doesn't want to clash with KC is so he can hook a few of their whales on their day off.

This. This is why he’s so desperate to find out what KCs day off is. He wants a slice of that 7k audience they got for their politics show.

 

[Comma]

"My audience is massively split between YouTube and Kick"

Nigger what?

That's Piglish for: "Two people have been whaling on Kick subscriptions, so I want to keep milking them."

 

[Mr. Brown]

I can't believe that a retard who didn't even register to vote is now doing a politics show.

The only thing more stupid than this is how Phil decided to do it after the election when people don't give a fuck anymore.

 

[johnkimble123]

I can't believe that a retard who didn't even register to vote is now doing a politics show.

The only thing more stupid than this is how Phil decided to do it after the election when people don't give a fuck anymore.

I actually care about that shit and I'm checking out for a few months. Lame duck session is the quietest time in politics, other than summer recess. Phil should probably know that if he's going to cover this stuff.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Am I the only one who sporadically tunes into the Kick channel, only to always catch Maxwell making a complete fool of himself?
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"I'm really going to go this time, for real. I won’t be back for a while, you guys..."

All that talk in the beginning about being a "redeemed detractor" exposing all the secret troll plots and truths(patent pending) to Phil so he wouldn't be hurt, just to recieve this lukewarm goodbye.
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I'd kill myself maxwell lmao, I mean, Deebo.

It’s like a very special episode of “As the Wheelchair Turns”.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Oops. Really, it’s not a surprise at this point, but how does this retard keep bumblefucking up his lies like this?

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Right before this didn’t he drink outta the bubbly water bottle? I think he’s pouring the gin in the club soda bottle and just flat out shit faced all day everyday now