Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I hope we get to the apotheosis of this thinking by pat and he goes full Senator Armstrong. The Democrats are too scared of Trump and he's too evil to let in, so we gotta burn it all down. And from the ashes a new America will rise, evolved but untamed, pepperoni in great supply. All the stalker childs will enjoy prison.

Edit: alternatively he goes Killdozer except the Killdozer is just him riding around in Susan ripping down anything Trump and brandishing his Chinese kitted Glock.
 
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this is the fucking image akinator uses for patrick, btw
 
Piggy! You're only supposed to swallow ONE blackpill, you stupid, fat fuck, not the entire fucking bottle...

I like the direction the showrunners are taking this new season. Piggy's doom and gloom is snowballing. Something unimagineably stupid is coming. A supernova of stupidity. Piggy takes the Wisconsin electors hostage when they meet in December? No, even stupider. While reading Piggy's re-interpretation of the Federalist Papers, Remember that Piggy, er Publius Fatlius, claims to have college credits for acing the AP civics test (the AP U.S. Government and Politics Exam), but did not take the course in high school. Too busy in *calculator math for retards* aka Problem Solving.
If I were a betting bussy, I would say his "law no longer exists" theme will be autistically and furiously clung on to for the next four years.

Since drumpf is 1000% double NOT the president nothing he does is legal in his usurped office, and nothing the authorities do is legal either as they are serving a false president. Thus my suspicion is pig will go half sovereign citizen, half antifa in loudly oinking about how the democrats are traitors for not immediately incapacitating drumpf on sight and holding him immobile for the police to arrest for his crimes of illegally trespassing on the White House, loudly declare how current laws do not apply and thus people should NOCHILD any cop who tries to pull them over for speeding, urge people to engage in active violence against both republican and "traitor" democrat politicians using the same logic, and naturally drop "subtle" hints about how assassinating drumpf and anyone connected to him will save civilisation.

Naturally he wont actually do anything himself to further any of this and will avoid stepping over any line that may incur legal consequence because of the whole "spineless porcine coward" thing. Similarly he will still expect the cops he is flailing at on social media to cater to his retarded whims and to arrest the stalkerchilds, even as he demands they be abolished and all cops charged with crimes against porcinity.

But then this is just my prediction....the eventual reality will undoubtedly be even more fucking retarded yet hilarious.
 
Taliban Afghanistan.

Pork Rib BBQ.

1.2 GPA .
Taliban Afghanistan, Pork Rib B.B.Q,
Pat is fat, Trump is back
GPA is 1.2
Russian tanks, paint bombs,
fatty's sanity is gone
Still he tweets, now it's Xeets,
gonna move to Blue Sky
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light but we tried to fight it
 
Fatrick is this fucking close to goin Kharn the Betrayer and turning his grinder against his fellow #resistance libs for insufficient bloodlust
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Also we are seeing some of the finest Pig Law ever put to virtual paper right now
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EDIT: God I fucking pray fatpig goes into local politics in the wake of this....I just wanna see him pull this shit in recorded city council meetings once before I turn to ash
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This line of argument would have been slightly less retarded BEFORE the election, and the leftist media sure ran with it, but after the election it is exceptionally stupid, even for Patrick.

>No, actually the Senate Dems, who are NOT the majority can totally declare his candidacy invalid, fuck electors and precedents and shit, and just crown Harris as President. As the Senate. As the MINORITY FACTION in the Senate.

It is just a whim of fate that he is the stupidest of all the DNC stans in the country, otherwise he would have been the stupidest Qnigger.
 
I hope we get to the apotheosis of this thinking by pat and he goes full Senator Armstrong. The Democrats are too scared of Trump and he's too evil to let in, so we gotta burn it all down. And from the ashes a new America will rise, evolved but untamed, pepperoni in great supply. All the stalker childs will enjoy prison.
All right, stalker. The truth then.
You're right about one thing. I do need capital after suing Quasi, and black children. Wanna know why? I have a dream.
That one day I will have control of my OWN social media. A land of the stalker-free, damn it.
A nation where my patio furniture is NOT stolen.
Ruled by PRISON, not stalkers.
Where the law changes to suit me and me only, not the other way around.
Where stalkers and children are back where they belong, in a cold cell in Milwaukee prison.
Where I am free, to think, and show my bitch-tits whenever I want.
Fuck all these forum owners and felonious telephone harassers.
Fuck this 24/7 stalkerchild spew of black children and pepperoni bullshit!
Fuck drumpf's america, fuck the Milwaukee police.
Stalkers are mentally ill, rotten to the core.
I will wipe the slate clean, TAKE BACK MY ADIRONDACK CHAIRS.
And from the ashes, a new Milwaukee PD will be born. EVOLVED BUT UNTAMED.
The Kiwi Farms will be purged, and I will survive.
Free to show my bitch tits as I see fit.
and I, will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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So today I was killing a bit of time on YouTube when I saw an interesting title on my suggestions:

"Clueless Japanese Lawyer Wages Unwinnable War Against Anonymous"

Huh. Let's watch it I guess.

[Opening narration]:
"What would you have to do to make the entire Internet hate you? To make thousands of people stalk you, frame you for hundreds of crimes, and even go to  prison jail, all trying to ruin your life?

This is the story of the most trolled man in the world."


Huh.

[Narrator continues]:
"The year is 2012, and user Yagami Taichi has just made the biggest mistake of his life. He just posted his college acceptance letter on an anonymous Japanese message board to win a very important internet argument and prove that he will spoon feed you your teeth got into a prestigious university."
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Get out of here! Pat is just such a loser, he is pretty much just cosplaying as the original Japanese Fat Tough Guy. Now I'm even questioning if he's just pretending to be obese!!

... fine, I'm not.
It's like Power Rangers but fat and gay
I'm so excited for January 6th 2025 now I hope Pat puts that "will and courage" to the test!

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It has come to my attention that Pat “Bosoms” Tomlinson has had my video of him being tearfully escorted to his car removed from YouTube. This video is from August 24, 2023 when Pat was humiliated in court and forced to admit utter defeat at the hands of Quasi and OnA Forums — to the tune of $84,000 to Quasi and ~$200,000 total pissed away in legal fees and damages. Pat begged a Milwaukee sheriff’s deputy to escort him to his vehicle, such was (and is) his pants-pissing fear of Dan.

So here is the video for anyone who wishes to have and/or distribute it. Feel free to do with it as you wish.

 
What does he think can be done with software that's not on the voting machines they took it from?
In theory badly written software could contain credentials that can be used to access sensitive data on servers, but as horrifying as voting machine software likely is, voting machines surely don't just send their data over the open Internet.
 
What does 'stole the election software [and] uploaded it to thumbdrives' mean? Why would you need to upload it to a thumbdrive if you already stole it? Why does this sound like hacking in a 90s straight-to-video movie? What is he implying was DONE with that stolen software?
Yeah, he's full of shit. The Diebold machines at least (also sometimes called "Premiere Elections") are trivial to fuck with, but the trick is doing it without being caught and doing it in a way that makes the altered changes seem legitimate while also altering it enough to make the desired difference.

Encryption, and even simple password-protection, of data on the ballot scanner machines wasn't even supported (much less mandated) until mid 2007, and most counties that used these machines didn't bother turning it on anyway.

The thing about that is it doesn't actually matter nearly as much as it sounds like it should. "OH MY GOD YOU CAN CHANGE VOTE COUNTS!" Sure can, one machine at a time, if you can manage it all without being observed doing it, without fucking up the numbers (there are checks -- the system that collects the tallied ballots know how many were issued at each polling place, and if the total votes don't add up to the known count, it will reject the batch and require manual count), and without making the numbers too unbelievable (i.e. 100% for one candidate and 0% for another).

And that's per polling place. Think you're gonna be able to do that to every machine from every polling place in an entire county? lolno, but let's say you do manage it because of a vast conspiracy by hundreds of polling place workers, supervisors, third-party contractors, etc. Let's also say you got the numbers exactly perfect and didn't trigger any checks because of mismatches. That's neat. Good for you. You've changed one county's numbers. Is your conspiracy big enough to do that everywhere that uses these machines? Without getting caught or fucking any details up?

As a career IT bovine, it always pains me to say that technology isn't the solution to a given problem, but in this case it really isn't. Encryption legitimately doesn't matter here. Simple checks and comparisons done at several steps along the process make it so unlikely a person or group could meaningfully sway the numbers from these electronic voting machines that it's honestly not worth investigating unless you've caught someone popping open the little compartment (with tamper tape on it) where the memory card lives that stores the results.

There's really no other way to muck with them. Those machines don't even have network ports, only modems, and those aren't connected to a phone line until polls close and it's time for each machine to phone the results home to the "server" that collects all the data.

They demonstrated in 2020 how to steal an election -- mail-in ballot shenanigans. There were practically no controls, checks or verifications in place for them in 2020. No one batted an eye at paper ballots literally showing up in orderly stacks in big boxes from car trunks at midnight on election day. It wasn't even challenged when precincts reported receiving more votes than they had registered voters.

They didn't bother fucking with the voting machines. It's too easy to accidentally miss a detail, it requires more people to pull off (any secret known by two people is no longer a secret), and it takes just one whistleblower with proof to blow the whole thing open. Adding a thousand extra votes for Biden via mail-in ballot though? Trivial. Just two people can arrange that and unless someone witnesses it or digs really deep, there's no real way to prove it.

Once again, fatty's an idiot who got it wrong.
 
It's like Power Rangers but fat and gay
I'm so excited for January 6th 2025 now I hope Pat puts that "will and courage" to the test!

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So his new cope is to get Schumer to declare Trump an insurrectionist? Here's how Kamala can still win! Orange men hate this one simple trick!
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From "the constitution is dead"
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The Supreme Court case he cites established that he is currently  eligible for office, and his theory would only apply if he was currently ineligible for office. Regardless to enforce Section 3, Congress wouldn't need a vote, but legislation that is approved by both houses. It could also be invalidated by the courts.

"The Constitution empowers Congress to prescribe how those determinations should be made. The relevant provision is Section 5, which enables Congress, subject of course to judicial review, to pass “appropriate legislation” to “enforce” the Fourteenth Amendment. Or as Senator Howard put it at the time the Amendment was framed, Section 5 “casts upon Congress the responsibility of seeing to it, for the future, that all the sections of the amendment are carried out in good faith.” Cong. Globe, 39th Cong., 1st Sess., at 2768. Congress’s Section 5 power is critical when it comes to Section 3. Indeed, during a debate on enforcement legislation less than a year after ratification, Sen. Trumbull noted that “notwithstanding [Section 3] . . . hundreds of men [were] holding office” in violation of its terms. Cong. Globe, 41st Cong., 1st Sess., at 626. The Constitution, Trumbull noted, “provide[d] no means for enforcing” the disqualification, necessitating a “bill to give effect to the fundamental law embraced in the Constitution.”

"The terms of the Amendment speak only to enforcement by Congress, which enjoys power to enforce the Amendment through legislation pursuant to Section 5."

Notably Congress chose to enact such legislation, and when it accomplished its task, it choose to repeal it. See the Enforcement Act of 1870. And as the Supreme Court noted, any subsequent legislation should be written in the same way the Enforcement act was. "Any congressional legislation enforcing Section 3 must, like the Enforcement Act of 1870 and §2383, reflect “congruence and proportionality” between preventing or remedying that conduct “and the means adopted to that end.”
 
This retard nigger pays as much attention to the real meanings and workings of the law as he does rules lawyering his shitting miniatures games, which he seems unable to find anyone to play against anymore.

Rick shouldn’t find out that the director of the Treasury can just issue ten trillion dollar coins and use them to buy the Secret Service and turn them into a praetorian guard and remove heads of state anytime Rick demands it.
 
So his new cope is to get Schumer to declare Trump an insurrectionist? Here's how Kamala can still win! Orange men hate this one simple trick!
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I like the way he thinks Trump needs 67 votes in the Senate. In reality, the dems would need the majority vote to convict, and another 67 votes to impose any penalty. And none of this will ever actually happen, it's just a pure cope fantasy from a very stupid alcoholic. Harris can be super-President with this one weird trick the GOP doesn't want you to know about. I don't think Schumer's even stupid enough to go for it, anyway.
 
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