Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[femoralcanal]

What you can't find is pure gold like "I am not the Baby Sun from Teletubbies, stalker. The police know that I'm not" that's peak Rick.

Henry Private Eye got you covered:

Spoiler: Henry PI Pics

Edit: thumbnails

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@femoralcanal please learn how thumbnails work

 

[Divine right to rule]

If Pat causes an insurrection in DC, my ribcage would be sent to the nearest galaxy from laughter.

That fat coward would never put his money where his mouth is.
He sits on his ass tweeting, hoping he radicalizes some schizo into assassinating the orange man.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

This retard nigger pays as much attention to the real meanings and workings of the law as he does rules lawyering his shitting miniatures games, which he seems unable to find anyone to play against anymore.

Rick shouldn’t find out that the director of the Treasury can just issue ten trillion dollar coins and use them to buy the Secret Service and turn them into a praetorian guard and remove heads of state anytime Rick demands it.

I would love to see Pat actually play Pathfinder or DND just to marvel at it. Would he be the cuntiest rules lawyer ever (and be wrong) or would he just bitch and moan he can't do every skill at optimal bonus and have +4 in every stat?

 

[SentinentCloud]

Henry Private Eye got you covered:
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Spoiler: Henry PI Pics

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i am pretty sure these are secret codes from a secret network of pat loyalists who are getting ready to RESIST the orange man

its happening, Pat will save the US (once again) from the evils of facism

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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boomer to gen x conservation

 

[Irene and 22 others]

lmao, i am 50 per cent sure i was the one who wrote that question on akinator

I remember when this came up the last time in this thread. I added a question like "Does your character want you to enjoy prison?" and after playing it a few more times saw that others had added questions about paying Quasi and other Pat lore. The question about grinding up black children into pepperoni has to be the biggest "the fuck?" moment for anyone playing who gets it randomly though.

I would love to see Pat actually play Pathfinder or DND just to marvel at it. Would he be the cuntiest rules lawyer ever (and be wrong) or would he just bitch and moan he can't do every skill at optimal bonus and have +4 in every stat?

I'd want to see the character he comes up with. I already know what to expect to some degree based on his novels, but tabletop gives him a lot of added opportunity for pure cringe.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

That fat coward would never put his money where his mouth is.
He sits on his ass tweeting, hoping he radicalizes some schizo into assassinating the orange man.

I want him to keep rambling on about how easy it would be to assassinate Trump, and he'd definitely do a better job than those other losers. That could lead Pat in a very funny direction.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This retard nigger pays as much attention to the real meanings and workings of the law as he does rules lawyering his shitting miniatures games, which he seems unable to find anyone to play against anymore.

Rick shouldn’t find out that the director of the Treasury can just issue ten trillion dollar coins and use them to buy the Secret Service and turn them into a praetorian guard and remove heads of state anytime Rick demands it.

Praetorian guard are ready.

They're old GW models so you're going to need those $10T coins.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This fat retard can't even go through the stages of grief in the right order - went from depression to bargaining.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Took a lil break from the thread for my own personal sanity and BOY WAS THAT A FUCKING MISTAKE
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I swear....i fucking swear this pig is gonna be the death of me

Regardless of your opinions on the 2020 Election, I think we can all agree that people that denied any fraud occurred in 2020, only to claim fraud in 2024 are fucking scum.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I would love to see Pat actually play Pathfinder or DND just to marvel at it. Would he be the cuntiest rules lawyer ever (and be wrong) or would he just bitch and moan he can't do every skill at optimal bonus and have +4 in every stat?

I think most likely he'd be on his phone the whole time telling stalkers to enjoy prison and barely paying attention or participating in the game.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I had a shower thought: In a hypothetical Patrick Tomlinson movie, who would play Fatpig himself? I think Meatloaf is both fat and dramatic enough to fit the role.

That female pig that gets sodomized in the very first episode of Black Mirror

Spoiler

 

[Markorian]

34 counts of "If you paid this pornstar to sleep with you (which we still haven't verified 100% if you did) and signed an NDA to keep quiet about it, he used personal funds instead of campaign funds and somehow we're construing this as a campaign expenditure, and therefore by not using campaign funds for something that, if it even happened, happened before he was campaigning, it's fraud. Also, we didn't even tell you the charges before trial, so you just had to guess what they were and plan a defense based on that." is somehow "convicted of stealing the 2016 election" in his adipose-riddled mind.

 

[AnOminous]

>does your character grinds black children into pepperoni?

I just did it. It didn't even ask the pepperoni question, just went straight from "Is your character fat" to Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Azdy]

 

[McMitch]

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I love the ambiguity of Fatrick’s response here: the implication that, while he did threaten the life of his soon-to-be-ex-wife and unborn daughter, he is adamant that he was not flatulent during the confrontation. One may only assume this denial to be in bad faith, and Patrick had in fact farted while threatening a woman and a baby.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In theory badly written software could contain credentials that can be used to access sensitive data on servers, but as horrifying as voting machine software likely is, voting machines surely don't just send their data over the open Internet.

They typically aren't even connected to any network at all, that's why all the 2020 conspiracies involved hidden WiFi connections. (The 2024 lib version appears to involve secret connections to Elon's Starlink.)

 

[Red Frida]

So his new cope is to get Schumer to declare Trump an insurrectionist? Here's how Kamala can still win! Orange men hate this one simple trick!

With the margins Trump passed by, Fatso's asking for Jan 6 x 1000 if the dems try to do this. Trump got people riled up for an election he "lost", now repeat that with a clear mandate.
Pretty brave of him to ask people to put themselves into danger while he sits on his fart couch.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Pretty brave of him to ask people to put themselves into danger while he sits on his fart couch.

This is what a general does, child. His intellect would be wasted on the frontlines — he was after all on the honor roll and learned military strategy from his father, a professional battle bull rider. No, child, you won't find his father's records. This all happened before the military started keeping those.