Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Bookwork]

I think the Berkeley News was expecting some doomcasting and spirited mule kicks at the GOP for spending millions on anti-trans ads. But it was Joe, not Grace, who scribbled the screed. LOL.

ETA - Joe is confining his genius to IG henceforth.

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[Anasa Tristis]

Joe is confining his genius to IG henceforth.

He's making a principled stand. Drawing lines in the sand! We expected nothing less.

• Israel/Palestine
• Prison abolition
• Abolishing the US-Mexico border (Ed. note: what?)
• Abortion
• Nationalized healthcare
• Climate change
• "Deregulation and demedicalization of hormone replacement therapies"

A PMC Luxury Belief Dear Santa List. And why not? Life is comfortable and insulated for our Joe, thanks to the labor and money of others. It magically keeps flowing! Life is good. It must be like that everywhere, for everyone!

 

[OttoWest]

I love Joe's "key examples" of issues that the American people should be able to vote on directly:

• Israel/Palestine
• Prison abolition
• Abolishing the US-Mexico border (Ed. note: what?)
• Abortion
• Nationalized healthcare
• Climate change
• "Deregulation and demedicalization of hormone replacement therapies"

And what happens when the American electorate resoundingly votes in favor of Israel, keeping prisons, international borders, etc.

Is Joe going to become some kind of modern day Tylenol Killer, injecting his artisanal botulism into the foodstuff at the Lansing Trader Joe’s?

 

[Sneaky khajiit]

All you REALLY need to make mole is:

This is a hate crime.

"Deregulation and demedicalization of hormone replacement therapies"

I didn't know how much I wanted this to be voted on until right now. Thanks, Prof! I'm not entirely sure what kind of result he thinks he'll get from it, but if we can figure out how to capture the resulting ree-ing as a power source we'll be well on our way to decarbonization. Thanks a second time, Prof! Always thinking ahead, that one.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I noticed Mallory has a million tweets about Conclave and none about the election.

Interesting that she hasn't yet remarked upon the ending of Conclave, where

Spoiler: Conclave spoilers

a young, extremely progressive, out-of-nowhere cardinal is elected Pope. Ralph Fiennes's character then discovers that this cardinal has an intersex condition. The previous Pope knew about this and had the cardinal sent to Geneva to have surgery to remove his uterus in order to fully "become a man." This cardinal chose not to go through with the surgery at the last second because, he says, he realized that this is how God made him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I didn't know how much I wanted this to be voted on until right now.

I dunno; if "deregulating and demedicalizing" hormone therapy means you can get steroids OTC, this might not tank like you think. Lotta men out there suffering because their ideal body image includes biceps as big as their head.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kind of weird that our liberationist socialist government is apparently going to "deregulate" a specific niche market while centrally planning everything else. Joe's just making the same mistake the Soviets and China did by allowing a little capitalism back into our liberated society. That's just going to bring all the prisons and borders and genders back.

 

[Bookwork]

Joe's IG, once again showing no Daddy Danny dawdling with the dykes:

The pic seems to be a screenshot. I downloaded it rather than capping it myself, but it has a white border on its right and bottom edges like it didn't come directly from a camera roll. Does Joe view on a desktop and cap his IG images like a post-boomer coomer?

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

I love Joe's "key examples" of issues that the American people should be able to vote on directly:

• Israel/Palestine
• Prison abolition
• Abolishing the US-Mexico border (Ed. note: what?)
• Abortion
• Nationalized healthcare
• Climate change
• "Deregulation and demedicalization of hormone replacement therapies"

A nationwide ballot referendum on fucking titty skittles. So important. The entire American population of 335 million is surely clamoring to weigh in on this crucial issue.

While we're at it, I am hereby calling for an immediate special election on the pressing matter of whether my neighbor should park his truck a little farther away from the edge of the driveway, because while it doesn't exactly block my car, it makes it harder for me to back out sometimes. To prevent the country from voting on this issue would be fascism! Referendum now!

If you put "Should we abolish prisons?" or "Should America have borders?" on the ballot people would think it was a joke

 

[Allo Vera]

Presented without comment, other than: he’s so disgusting.



Link: https://x.com/donovancleckley/status/1855644024293523891

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So Joe thinks he's been reborn through his own son. I'm sure this will end well. What will Rocco's new name be when Rocco is his deadname?

 

[Constellationzero]

Presented without comment, other than: he’s so disgusting.

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Link: https://x.com/donovancleckley/status/1855644024293523891

Hey, FAILory: He don't love you!

What in the ENTIRE fuck is that word salad? I've seen less mixed up/mashed together bullshit in a gross no name Chinese buffet.

 

[Allo Vera]

So Joe thinks he's been reborn through his own son. I'm sure this will end well. What will Rocco's new name be when Rocco is his deadname?

I don’t think that’s what he meant. I mean, I don’t have a fucking clue what he’s actually trying to say with that pile of pseudo-intellectual word vomit.

Considering the book of essays in question is called “Feminism Against Cisness” (aka Feminism for Men in Dresses) I think he’s written some sort of fantasy about being reborn as a woman out of his girlfriend’s (who is a true and honest lesbian remember?) vagina. And her being reborn out of his ass or something. Don’t make me have that mental image.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

What in the ENTIRE fuck is that word salad?

Joe's "typed with one hand" specialty: academic infused porn. (Or porn infused academic speak?)

It's deliberately written to be tough to comprehend (and stomach with the sudden intro of porn speak) so if you understand (and can take) any of it- congratulations! You've passed the test and are now a totally cool kid. You get extra points too, if you didn't have to interrupt your diddling yourself (mental or physical) to reach for a dictionary.

Moar: https://www.dukeupress.edu/feminism-against-cisness

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I don’t think that’s what he meant. I mean, I don’t have a fucking clue what he’s actually trying to say with that pile of pseudo-intellectual word vomit.

Considering the book of essays in question is called “Feminism Against Cisness” (aka Feminism for Men in Dresses) I think he’s written some sort of fantasy about being reborn as a woman out of his girlfriend’s (who is a true and honest lesbian remember?) vagina. And her being reborn out of his ass or something. Don’t make me have that mental image.

Yes, his true and honest lesbian girlfriend's vagina that recently pushed out an actual male baby.

 

[Bookwork]

Presented without comment, other than: he’s so disgusting.

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Link: https://x.com/donovancleckley/status/1855644024293523891

Yet more proof that Praxis Joe is bored with strutting throupledom around. It's just not enough about him.

 

[OttoWest]

Considering the book of essays in question is called “Feminism Against Cisness” (aka Feminism for Men in Dresses) I think he’s written some sort of fantasy about being reborn as a woman out of his girlfriend’s (who is a true and honest lesbian remember?) vagina. And her being reborn out of his ass or something. Don’t make me have that mental image.

I wonder if Joe has ever watched Society.

 

[Allo Vera]

Also, does Joe realise that, in telling a woman he wants to gag and choke on her clitoris, she won’t be turned on - she’ll be confused? That’s such a pornbrained male thing to write.

Only pooners want to be told their clit is enormous.

 

[IglyUglyOh]

• Abolishing the US-Mexico border (Ed. note: what?)
• Nationalized healthcare

Ah, yes. Dissolving that border wouldn’t be imperialist and result in the US killing a lot of military aged cartel involved Mexican men. No it would be a sunny rainbow kissed venture.

Is he high? Like…really?

Nationalized healthcare like the NHS will never happen here. State based, almost like Canada’s province based system, sure that’s possible someday.

Joe is a mess

 

[Trianon]

He displaced his male fantasy of "turning" a lesbian into "turning" himself into a woman that a lesbian would be turned by. Before that, he fantasized about turning Mallory from a successful feminist woman into a husk of a man who would jump when he said jump. Now he's "turned" them back into breeders.

He's evil.