Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
How does someone die from sobriety?
It is actually possible, believe it or not. The one that stands out to me is the black gay dude from True Blood who died from alcohol withdrawal. The catch is you have to be a proper addict to die from going cold turkey.

This is one of many reasons I don't believe for a minute Nick has been clean since his arrest. The amount of shit he was putting into his system on a daily basis, it would have killed him within a week if he gave it all up at once.
 
When you fall down to a certain depth, the alogs are your entire audience. Its the only attention they get and they desperately crave attention.
Yep, he is so devoid of human contact he is paying into low tier talk shows for a little bit of it. Rage replying on Twitter is basically his only bridge with other human beings that are not his "annoying" family.
 
How long did it take for him to make that "stock", an hour?
That's not stock, it's just flavoured water.
I love how he's not showing his cooking anymore, he must've been very upset at the comments regarding his previous abominations, probably as upset as someone who think features are two sentences too long.

If I left the kitchen like this when I was a teenager, my parents would have beaten me up.
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What did Camelot331 used to stream about, before he became a fat bargain bin Dr Disrespect regurgitating Kino Casino talking points?

I really have to tip my hat to the Internet not giving a single fuck to report on Melton & Drunky's big reveal on Aaron's Google drive. One single tweet from daddy Daxi who's likely to distance himself as it becomes more apparent April & Nick will need somewhere to crash out & start their new miserable life.
Nick will be lucky if Dax or Ralph talk much about this at all, given how contagious the legal element has proven to be.
Exactly what did Nick expect? All of lawtube and Dax and EVS and all the anti SJWs would circle back to light up Aaron and restore Rekeita to cooldom? Did he ask Camelot to cover it?
Anyway I hope he gets locked up for violating bail, and new charges are brought. Partly because he's a smug faggot but also it's clearly best for everyone involved.
 
How long did it take for him to make that "stock", an hour?
That's not stock, it's just flavoured water.
I love how he's not showing his cooking anymore, he must've been very upset at the comments regarding his previous abominations, probably as upset as someone who think features are two sentences too long.

If I left the kitchen like this when I was a teenager, my parents would have beaten me up.
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If it is vegetable stock, 45min is fine.
 
What did Camelot331 used to stream about, before he became a fat bargain bin Dr Disrespect regurgitating Kino Casino talking points?
I never watched his streams but I believe he started out talking about GameStop's predatory business practices and he was a guest on Nick's show because a GameStop executive was suing him for defamation. I don't know how you make a channel out of just that but I'm pretty sure that's how he got started. He does have some ridiculous stories about when he worked at gamestop, like how his 600 pound manager would just disappear for hours and then show back up high on meth with a hooker in tow that he would proceed to fuck in the back room
 
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What did Camelot331 used to stream about, before he became a fat bargain bin Dr Disrespect regurgitating Kino Casino talking points?

1) His former 11-year career as manager of a gamestop.
2) That cool month when he worked at Walmart.
3) Playing decks of pity cards for any woman watching.
4) Crying about how lonely he was and how his ex-wife had done him wrong.
 
Nick should start his cult already.
the quover was his attempt at starting a (funny and) weird cult but it backfired because a cult leader has to be charismatic and patient enough to gradually errode people's disaproval, concerns and inhibitions. he doesn't have that charisma and patience anymore, and just expects people to fold the moment he says they should.
 
April posted 2 new pics to IG, pining about her future with Nick using deep thoughts and metaphor.
"Race with me down the highway one day, you. We won't crash this time."
"Plus, I gave him something pretty to sit next to while he plans his future with me" using a mouse as her metaphor for Nick.
She posted 9-10 hours ago during the spiral. (I didn't see it here, but the thread is moving fast. I'll delete it if it was.)

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Edit: Word clarity & added Nick's comment (in the spoiler). This is the first time he's commented on her IG in a few months.
 
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A few months ago in the week or so after the arrest I posted that I sincerely believed (and still do believe) that Rekieta should commit suicide. The reception to my post was 70/30 positive/negative. I’m re-litigating this after current events:

Has anyone had a change of heart? I sincerely doubt that he has any capacity for self reflection or redemption.
I expect some suicide baiting when things don't go his way, and possibly faking an attempt for sympathy \ to divert attention if he causes some major catastrophe for his family.
I think accidental death (OD, car crash, choking on his own puke) is still more probable than Nick purposefully killing himself.
 
How long did it take for him to make that "stock", an hour?
That's not stock, it's just flavoured water.
I love how he's not showing his cooking anymore, he must've been very upset at the comments regarding his previous abominations, probably as upset as someone who think features are two sentences too long.

If I left the kitchen like this when I was a teenager, my parents would have beaten me up.
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With a very quick glance I count 8 glasses on the left side of that picture without counting the plastic cups.

My mom would have made me varnish the entire kitchen if I left one glass without cleaning on my desk.

Those are Asmongold levels of clutter.
 
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