DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

 

[Jang Joo]

Proud ally by the way

Just imagine when he does this dumb takes on his Politics show. Maybe he gets a visit from Keffals or Dong Gone Jones

The juxtaposition with the clip from when it was two men in Mass Effect chef's kiss

Proud ally saying bisexuals have therapists on speed dial

 

[Elite Kipchak]

he sure loved the nude wrestling scene in yakuza ishin though lmao
and the tranny troll edit on the react show

sure isn't making any effort whatsoever to disprove the gay rumors

 

[Balr0g]

The juxtaposition with the clip from when it was two men in Mass Effect chef's kiss

Proud ally saying bisexuals have therapists on speed dial

Not to mention his reaction when he married the bear in BG3. Hey Phil, you can come out the closet. It's 2024 not 2004!

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Just a reminder that DOOM 1+2 is pretty sweet. They added "aim turn acceleration" or "aim smoothing" or whatever on controller so the thumbstick ain't so bad (I crank it almost all the way up). There's tons of mods, some of which are focused on fun platforming puzzles. He's either choosing to or is forced to play all this new weird stuff; neither situation is good.

And there's no point in asking him to play anything if you are not a crazy person. He wants to exploit any request and stretch it out like the attention-whore he is (play hard to get), set a bunch of autistic preconditions/hoops that must be discussed in tedious detail, and make sure you are around long enough kissing his ass so he can be confident you will consistently commit to whale on the days he plays it. And he doesn't just make a decision to play what he wants; this is how he regularly runs his quasi E-cult w/ latent homoerotic overtones.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Great auto thumbnails on his videos. Nothing more appealing than a 42-year-old dude with a weird mouth and a bunch of lights and shit behind him.

 

[PieceofShet]

Not to mention his reaction when he married the bear in BG3. Hey Phil, you can come out the closet. It's 2024 not 2004!

Technically, the game made him marry the druid guy. The game knew from his actions that he doesnt love women so it gave his character a gay romance.

 

[Puerile Burger]

With all that has been happening im curious to see how taxes will go for him next year. Fingers crossed we get a "Fundraiser" stream to pay taxes.

In March of next year, you know DSP will need to skip a number of day streams to prepare his taxes that will be due by mid-April. Based on his current income, and more specifically the diversity of income (YouTube, Kick, PayPal, merch store), how many day streams will DSP need to skip in order to complete his 2024 taxes? If this were an online gambling site rather than a splendid repository of internet spergery, I think the safe number for the over/under regarding the number of streams missed would be 5.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Great auto thumbnails on his videos. Nothing more appealing than a 42-year-old dude with a weird mouth and a bunch of lights and shit behind him.

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The PS5 Pro unboxing thumbnail looks as if someone is pointing a gun at him and ordered him to give up the PS5 Pro. Or maybe it's the look of regret on his face.

 

[Jang Joo]

Great auto thumbnails on his videos. Nothing more appealing than a 42-year-old dude with a weird mouth and a bunch of lights and shit behind him.

Chat is this cheating

I can't watch this clip that you, as a paying member, submitted because I'm not going to make money on it from monetization. Right? Sound good? Okay, let's continue.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Chat is this cheating

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[Comma]

The dent doing unpaid work on DSP's thumbnails and art obviously can't spell.

THE IS HOW YOU DO GOVERN!

It time to English.


EDIT: Current vibe on DSP's deserted wildly popular and interactive stream:

 

[depth tester]

EDIT: Current vibe on DSP's deserted wildly popular and interactive stream:

These are my favorite. Him begging for people to talk because he knows once the chat dries up it's truly over for him. I can not wait until it starts getting actually bad. Only reason why I still check in is to see if his true fall off has started.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

He is one hour of rambling that basically the dents should not only give him money, views, likes and engagement on chat and comments. They also have to found videos to him react to get 600 people on avarege on Kick.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

THE IS HOW YOU DO GOVERN!

it time govern ok uce

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

The dent doing unpaid work on DSP's thumbnails and art obviously can't spell.

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THE IS HOW YOU DO GOVERN!

I hope no one tells him about this

 

[Gramh]

DSP is the only content creator I've seen that's had so little passion for the work that he has to ask the few people who watch him how to make himself more watchable. Imagine being this bad at something you've spent the majority of 16 years doing. I'd neck myself.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

It’s already funny that a man who makes over 100k per year playing video games at home and managed to go bankrupt making the most retarded and childish decisions would be giving his opinion on macroeconomic policies.

It's like Balldo giving lectures on marriage counseling or Bossmanjack teaching people how to stay sober and clean to avoid problems with the police.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP politics gonna end real quick when desTiny reACKS to the talking points and sends his dents to go after DSP.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Destiny's dents might actually make DSP try to pepper spray detractors to emulate Nick Fuentes.