Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiger Jack]

What's the over-under on Nick and April pulling an OJ/Al Cowlings and trying to flee the state in his rustang?

 

[Pagan Min]

What's the over-under on Nick and April pulling an OJ/Al Cowlings and trying to flee the state in his rustang?

This almost implies that Nick would also pull an OJ on Kayla and Aaron... Sorry for reading WAAAAAAY too much into that question...

 

[Boiled Pizza]

These last two years have basically been Nick doing the career equivalent of tubgirl and then accusing other people of being mad and jealous when they tell him to "pull up".

I'm fucking flabbergasted at how he came to be like this. Maybe demons are actually real.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

At least Asmongold managed to clean up some of it when he was not streaming... While Nick has managed to clean nothing while not streaming for months now...

He's busy super-chatting YouTube channels of his "enemies" and fighting people on Xitter for 5 likes average per post. No time to clean.

 

[Journoscum]

What's the suddenly obsession with the word pretty? What an odd word choice.

 

[Desktop User2]

With a very quick glance I count 8 glasses on the left side of that picture without counting the plastic cups.

My mom would have made me varnish the entire kitchen if I left one glass without cleaning on my desk.

Those are Asmongold levels of clutter.

He is desensitizing us with filth so that, when we watch the body cam footage, we think it´s not that bad. Or he is a pig meth head and his wife is drooling on the floor.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

Archive in 720p of the Psalm 23 and 24 Bible stream:

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https://www.mediafire.com/file/kszhdhvlx1l5qlr/(10)+Psalm+23+and+24+-+RekietaLaw+Community.mp4/file

A few notes:

- Nick seethes at people saying he cannot 'preach while in adultery'. but he is not and is not aware that it was not allowed to 'talk about the Bible' unless you are perfect. He says that pastors are in trouble if that it true.

It’s not worth even addressing the creative writing major’s Bible analysis. “Ooh, the Bible is all allegory,” wow, what an edgy, postmodern take. Ridiculous. Can’t even get outraged because he’s just so blatantly retarded.

I still like the old theory that his “worst day ever” was just being told he couldn’t teach Sunday school anymore and that little loss of control has caused him to spiral to this.

Spoiler: More brain rot, cars, and thirst posting

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Link

Man, Minnesota 6 is way too generous. That’s a dime-a-dozen crack/meth whore.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Something that's worth in excess of $10,000.

He never used the Wacom tablet for anything.

Also who the fuck spends that much money on light panels? $700 for light panels is fucking obscene, you could get some for well under $100, or make your own even. LED panels for lighting is very cheap, especially if you just want white light and aren't doing a bunch of colors.

Nick is the kind of guy that will sort by “highest to lowest” price and then purchase the most expensive item. He will then brag to everyone, even those that are experts, how awesome the item is.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I expect some suicide baiting when things don't go his way

He already did that on a locals streams.

Talked about "just trying to not eat a bullet".

 

[SpergioLeonne]

These last two years have basically been Nick doing the career equivalent of tubgirl and then accusing other people of being mad and jealous when they tell him to "pull up".

I'm fucking flabbergasted at how he came to be like this. Maybe demons are actually real.

The balldo is a symbolic anti-crucifix. He advertised to the legions of hell that he was turning his back on God.

No more ripe of a candidate for a demon.

The best evidence is how completely fucking incapable of self preservation he is.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What you just described sounds like it should have an entry in SCP.

Thats just literally every BPD hosebeast.

 

[Vibralldo]

This almost implies that Nick would also pull an OJ on Kayla and Aaron... Sorry for reading WAAAAAAY too much into that question...

I could see them ditching Kayla and fleeing to vegas suddenly, maybe even fleeing to a country without extradition laws once they realize Nick is fucked

Idk if they'd kill Kayla, but Nick's surprised me countless times so nothing is off the table now.

 

[DumbDude43]

Jerking it to "Big Tits Big Ass MILF" porn is embarrasing because it isn't at all like the sophisticated material Nick Rekieta is into. Nick's favorite pornstar appeared in timeless classics such as Ass Trained By An Older Guy, Babysitters Taking On Big Dicks, Bad For Dad, Bad Teens Punished, Cute Lolita Girls 2, Daddy Came Inside Me, Daddy Loves My Tight Holes, Daddy's Little Secret, Daddy I've Never Squirted Before, Daddy's Best Friend's Cock, Father Daughter Perversions 5, Filthy Family 4, Fucked My Teen Stepdaughter, Helpless Teens, In Love With Daddy, Innocent And Petite, It's Playtime For Daddy, Little Girls Love Big Dicks, My Daughter's Hot Friend, My Husband Brought Home His Mistress, Nympho Step-Daughters, Old Enough For A Creampie, Old Men Young Whores, When Wrong Feels Right, Stepdad I'll Let You Play If You Don't Tell Mom, Teens Love Huge Cocks, Young Girl's First Orgasm, Young Tushy,...

what the fuck man
does this girl actually do nothing but incest porn? or are these cherry picked for comedic effect?

 

[Major]

When nick gets arrested again next month and spends Christmas on remand in jail, will he throw the warrant ON THE GROUND like he did last time?

 

[Vibralldo]

Jerking it to "Big Tits Big Ass MILF" porn is embarrasing because it isn't at all like the sophisticated material Nick Rekieta is into. Nick's favorite pornstar appeared in timeless classics such as Ass Trained By An Older Guy, Babysitters Taking On Big Dicks, Bad For Dad, Bad Teens Punished, Cute Lolita Girls 2, Daddy Came Inside Me, Daddy Loves My Tight Holes, Daddy's Little Secret, Daddy I've Never Squirted Before, Daddy's Best Friend's Cock, Father Daughter Perversions 5, Filthy Family 4, Fucked My Teen Stepdaughter, Helpless Teens, In Love With Daddy, Innocent And Petite, It's Playtime For Daddy, Little Girls Love Big Dicks, My Daughter's Hot Friend, My Husband Brought Home His Mistress, Nympho Step-Daughters, Old Enough For A Creampie, Old Men Young Whores, When Wrong Feels Right, Stepdad I'll Let You Play If You Don't Tell Mom, Teens Love Huge Cocks, Young Girl's First Orgasm, Young Tushy,...

Not looking good for the people saying "Nick didn't give his daughter cocaine so he could rape her"

 

[Fortyone]

Nick should start his cult already.

If anyone should start a cult it's juju the cow, that fat hagard looking greasy balding Mexican has managed to turn a Christian man into one of the worst degenerates I've ever seen. The nerd cuck rekieta even thanks him for ruining his life and worships him while burning bridges with everyone who actually cares about him.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Is the Lambo pic recent? Where is April’s gold first and last name preprinted tag from and why is she wearing it on that cheesy Vegas hooker dress? And who is the owner of the Lambo who “loved the shit out of her”?

Is April escorting? Cause I think that’s what’s “cumming” (ew).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Is the Lambo pic recent? Where is April’s gold first and last name preprinted tag from and why is she wearing it on that cheesy Vegas hooker dress?

I assume its from that art thing she attended with Nick. (So about 3 months old?)
Guests were wearing name tags and she also wore that dress there.


[EDIT] I am wrong, its the wrong dress, she wore the dress Aaron claimed to have bought for her for the Art guy event.
No idea from when the picture is, could be current.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If anyone should start a cult it's juju the cow, that fat hagard looking greasy balding Mexican has managed to turn a Christian man into one of the worst degenerates I've ever seen. The nerd cuck rekieta even thanks him for ruining his life and worships him while burning bridges with everyone who actually cares about him.

Can't wait for the Juju shrine to be erected and then have an image of Nick being pegged in front of it.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Yeah, meth is nasty AF. There was actually an excellent PBS Frontline documentary on it a few years back. I can go try and find it if anybody is interested.

If he and/or April are on meth you're gonna start seeing some pretty bad physical degradation at some point.


Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Whatever happened to "If you don't care, don't post?"

I'll just leave it at that.

what's the documentary called?