Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%
  • Total voters
    355
Melty Butter said:
April posted 2 new pics to IG, pining about her future with Nick using deep thoughts and metaphor.
"Race with me down the highway one day, you. We won't crash this time."
"Plus, I gave him something pretty to sit next to while he plans his future with me" using a mouse as her metaphor for Nick.
She posted 9-10 hours ago during the spiral. (I didn't see it here, but the thread is moving fast. I'll delete it if it was.)

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Edit: Word clarity & added Nick's comment (in the spoiler). This is the first time he's commented on her IG in a few months.
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HOLY FUCKING SHITE, WHAT HAPPENED?! She has the dazed junkie look already.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
April, after saying her account "may or may not have been hacked", now says the tweets were posted by "some other fucked up version of me."

Her "hacked" story lasted a couple minutes.
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Out of all the "I was hacked by X" excuses I've seen, I think this "it was me all along" excuse has made me laugh the hardest.
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It wasn't me! It was my headmate, Lirpa Nosredna The Hedgehog!
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uhoh spaghettios said:
The missing cabinet doors are a poignant reminder of a tragic loss.
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Archive in 720p of the Psalm 23 and 24 Bible stream:

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How much more shit can this man just leave on this counter. I swear those dirty dishes are reproducing via mitosis. If this is how the kitchen looks after just a week of his Mom and Daddy lifting of the leash. Then the house during the arrest must look like 1945 Berlin.
 
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Journoscum said:
What's the suddenly obsession with the word pretty? What an odd word choice.
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I don't know, but her continuing to describe someone who looks like this as his default appearance...


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~~Hey gayz'mmee cold stober I sweerrr to dukds~~! *hic*
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...as "pretty" is really WEIRD and FUNNY. If nothing else is eyebrow-raising about April's spergs, that certainly is. Especially since I can fricking smell him and his disgusting kitchen and cooking through my monitor.
 
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HOLY FUCKING SHITE, WHAT HAPPENED?! She has the dazed junkie look already.
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I'm not even trying to be rude, this woman honestly looks a decade plus older than she is. When I saw she was 29 I thought it was just a typo and she was 39. Definitely a great PSA about drugs and aging.
 
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Grayback said:
Psalm 23 is about just trusting in God and everything's gonna be okay.
It's the one with "though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil."
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In case of Nick it's "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil because I already know I'm the worst piece of shit in this valley".
 
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