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Are those people in her chats buddy trolls or are they actually NAL stans? I can’t fathom any sane person actually liking her as a person or even able to relate to her. I can’t even see buddy trolls being able to tolerate her.

Shes literally sitting there with her chins resting on her chest and them tiddies resting at her ankles. Her build is fucking crazy.
 
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Puffers— the dead dragon said:
Are those people in her chats buddy trolls or are they actually NAL stans? I can’t fathom any sane person actually liking her as a person or even able to relate to her. I can’t even see buddy trolls being able to tolerate her.

Shes literally sitting there with her chins resting on her chest and them tiddies resting at her ankles. Her build is fucking crazy.
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Most of them are buddy trolls or wannabe buddy trolls trying to get into her good graces. They say BPDemons like to enable each other but honestly I don't think even the most deranged BPD slores would gas Jessica up. She's just that bad.
 
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I had a sibling
Agares said:
Most of them are buddy trolls or wannabe buddy trolls trying to get into her good graces. They say BPDemons like to enable each other but honestly I don't think even the most deranged BPD slores would gas Jessica up. She's just that bad.
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I had (refuse to acknowledge her ever again) a sibling that’s just like NAL, minus living with parents. Thyroid, goiter , one bum ovary, and fucking mental. Just an awful human being especially being addicted to prescription pills and ecstasy.

Like Jessica, she’ll never find love, she will always be alone, and her own daughter went no contact. I think her and NAL could be the best of friends.
 
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Puffers— the dead dragon said:
I had a sibling

I had (refuse to acknowledge her ever again) a sibling that’s just like NAL, minus living with parents. Thyroid, goiter , one bum ovary, and fucking mental. Just an awful human being especially being addicted to prescription pills and ecstasy.

Like Jessica, she’ll never find love, she will always be alone, and her own daughter went no contact. I think her and NAL could be the best of friends.
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I'm sorry but her having a kid automatically makes her worse than NAL. People that mental need to be spayed and neutered. You didn't say she was a permanent NEET though.
 
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I'm sorry but her having a kid automatically makes her worse than NAL. People that mental need to be spayed and neutered. You didn't say she was a permanent NEET though.
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Absolutely, she was a very shit mother. The child was raised by her grandmother because my sister was too drugged up to get out of bed.

She’s someone that deserves to be wiped off the face of this earth.

She was in the army for 4 years, never deployed— just stayed at a base in Texas, fucked her drill Sargent and got pregnant two weeks after graduating boot camp.
Once she was discharged, she became an absolute NEET living off the VA checks, and cheating the system to get disability (that she doesn’t have).

Luckily the child is 22- working 2 jobs and going for her degree. She lives with friends in ATL and is doing better than her mother ever did.

Sorry for ranting/dumping this shit but my goodness, her similarities to NAL is striking. In fact, she would be the perfect lowcow.
 
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Puffers— the dead dragon said:
Absolutely, she was a very shit mother. The child was raised by her grandmother because my sister was too drugged up to get out of bed.

She’s someone that deserves to be wiped off the face of this earth.

She was in the army for 4 years, never deployed— just stayed at a base in Texas, fucked her drill Sargent and got pregnant two weeks after graduating boot camp.
Once she was discharged, she became an absolute NEET living off the VA checks, and cheating the system to get disability (that she doesn’t have).

Luckily the child is 22- working 2 jobs and going for her degree. She lives with friends in ATL and is doing better than her mother ever did.

Sorry for ranting/dumping this shit but my goodness, her similarities to NAL is striking. In fact, she would be the perfect lowcow.
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NAL wishes she could be as manipulative as her. She couldn't even baby trap a man before her ovaries dried up, thank god.
 
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Puffers— the dead dragon said:
Shes literally sitting there with her chins resting on her chest and them tiddies resting at her ankles. Her build is fucking crazy.
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the possibility of a bog baby has been discussed many times in the cobra thread. but overall i think even if NAL did have a bog baby she would almost 100 percent kill it due to neglect. we see how she treats cats and other animals. an actual baby would be even worse.

imagine a baby crawling around on the floor of her hoard getting into the broken glass she leaves around while she drunkenly screams at her parents.

it would be amazing if the kid made it a whole year. this is also not counting later years when they could talk and start crying. NAL would be like those people you see on dr phil who are arguing with children.
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Luckily if Jason finds a way to juggernaut past the goiter of protection, NAL being NAL on livestream would guarantee CPS yoinks the little guy away before she even leaves the hospital. Maybe he'll get to live somewhere nice like a farm upstate. If there is a just God it'll be a super closed adoption too.
 
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"Is there a problem?" Dolphin laugh

Put this cunt in a straightjacket already.
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We got a nice cryptid shot of the demogorgon last night.
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I can’t believe her neighbors don’t call the cops every time she’s outside screaming. She was “laughing” for at least 8 minutes straight like that in front of her parents garage
 
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