Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[msd]

Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.

Im short, so this wont happen, but I enjoy smacking the tops of doors because I just enjoy it

If I do it in public, others will follow, it is a simple joy that cannot be taken from us

 

[Sangria Nigger]

I work in a large prison and this is just a Coomer fantasy (obviously). The tranny inmates are placed on the Mental Health pod and ignored or avoided by every other inmate, because they're all dangerous, delusional, and violent. The real bunk buddies happen on the chomo pod.

Unironically thanks for your service.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Probably 'zipperheads', which I've heard in Vietnam War movies but rarely in real life.

Zipperheads came from the Korean War originally. Its a term GI's had for dead Norks who had been head shotted. High powered rifles "canoed" their heads, leaving them looking like their heads had been opened vertically with a zipper.
It carried on being used in Vietnam, likely by soldiers who heard the term from older veterans of Korea.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Spotted on the YT homepage. Nothing screams post apocalyptic trump world and survival like plush toys!
Everyone survived 4 years of trump before, what's different now?

Plushies "Gay Grandpa" I don't know this guy screams diddler to me.

 

[DickMain]

Spoiler: The lovely lady himself:

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Archetypal AGP smirk.

So, what, he shaved his chin and his hair is a little wet?

 

[Gondolindrim]

The two big things that are different is that there were a bunch of troonouts with covid, and Trump being back is an omen. Remember, Trump wasn't forced back, he was chosen by many people. He was supposed to be defeated too, so coming back is like having your abusive orange cheeto dad you never ever want to be like come back into your life and treat you like the son/daughter you are and misgender the shit out of you, all while smiling.

Yeah, after 4 years of the media and the dems pretend Biden was the perfect president, the election shows that the vast majority of American fucking hated his administration.

This reality is in total conflict with the idea that everything was fine and dandy and Trump is a buffoon that no one likes outside of weirdo cultists.

 

[whotfsaidthat]

german troon either is fishing for compliments or had a moment of clarity. either way all the comments were hugboxing lol.
The german tweet reads "I'm ugly and i will never pass well"

 

[AfghanBlue]

He was supposed to be defeated too, so coming back is like having your abusive orange cheeto dad you never ever want to be like come back into your life and treat you like the son/daughter you are and misgender the shit out of you, all while smiling.

*bangbangbang*

DADDY'S HOME!

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Close. The album was produced by Dr. Luke, the dude who bought us Katy Perry and Kesha.

Aw, man. I'm having a mandela moment right now... Wasn't Dr. Luke involved with his parents even? I remember thinking this guy being so close to his family and him becoming the youngest srs tranny and a "pop star" was really sus when there was a pip on german TV aeons ago. Big if groomed by dr. luke to become a tranny from the start.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Link

Apparently the "incorrect answers only" rule is in effect on this one. If you decide to click the link, brace yourself for a metric fuckton of mental gymnastics, pseudoscience, lies and outright made-up fantasy shit in the replies.

I have the correct answer. We don't hate you because of 'hegemonic masculinity' or whatever bullshit term your Gender Studies professor pulled out of his/her/their/xer ass this morning. We hate you because we don't agree with your neo-religious beliefs that men can become women/vice versa and we don't like being forced to constantly comply with your religion on pain of destitution. We hate you because you are narcissists, groomers, crybullies, perverts and fetishists. We hate you because you're forever trying to wrest control of language and dictate how everyone else should think and speak. We hate you because you've infiltrated basically every aspect of civic life and forced your hideous fucking faces into every facet of entertainment. We hate you because you are both symptomatic and emblematic of an overly tolerant, decadent, hedonistic and increasingly sick society. And, above all else, we hate you because of your constant and insidious attempts to desecrate actual women's spaces/sports and brainwash children into becoming as wretched and damaged as you are.

If you crept back into your filthy goon caves and just went back to jacking it to loli all day, you'd fade back into deserved obscurity as nature intended and your existence would once again be halfway tolerable. I could go on so much longer but those are the key cliff notes, hope that helps with your question.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Council of Geeks is here with his pitch for a new reality TV show.

Is this not a tacit admission on his part that if there really was a trans woman in the house with fifteen gender-critical women, they'd all be able to immediately tell? If the only way you can score a win is to have no trans woman present at all, and have the whole thing be based around a false premise, that's an admission that THERE ARE NO PASSING TRANS WOMEN.

 

[Syikeblade]

They sure don't seem to like the idea of men they're interested in trooning out

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/CbvrbrcXrX

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have the correct answer. We don't hate you because of 'hegemonic masculinity' or whatever bullshit term your Gender Studies professor pulled out of his/her/their/xer ass that day. We hate you because we don't believe in your neo-religious beliefs that men can become women/vice versa and we don't like being forced to constantly comply with your religion on pain of destitution. We hate you because you are narcissists, groomers, crybullies, perverts and fetishists. We hate you because you're forever trying to wrest control of language itself and dictate how everyone else should think and speak. We hate you because you've infiltrated basically every aspect of civic life and forced your hideous fucking faces into every facet of entertainment. We hate you because you are emblematic of an overly tolerant, decadent, hedonistic and increasingly sick society. And, above all else, we hate you because of your constant and insidious attempts to desecrate actual women's spaces/sports and brainwash children to become as wretched and damaged as you are.

If you crept back into your filthy goon caves and just went back to just jacking it to loli all day, you'd fade back into deserved obscurity as nature intended and your existence would once again be halfway tolerable. I could go on so much longer but those are the key cliff notes, hope that helps with your question.

Well said.
Couldn't have said that better myself.

Council of Geeks is here with his pitch for a new reality TV show.

Is this not a tacit admission on his part that if there really was a trans woman in the house with fifteen gender-critical women, they'd all be able to immediately tell? If the only way you can score a win is to have no trans woman present at all, and have the whole thing be based around a false premise, that's an admission that THERE ARE NO PASSING TRANS WOMEN.

His retarded idea is the only way that show would last longer than one episode.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Is this not a tacit admission on his part that if there really was a trans woman in the house with fifteen gender-critical women, they'd all be able to immediately tell? If the only way you can score a win is to have no trans woman present at all, and have the whole thing be based around a false premise, that's an admission that THERE ARE NO PASSING TRANS WOMEN.

Yes, that's exactly right. This, along with a lot of the comments, are fucking hilarious with this in mind:







Truly the best L's posted by trannies are the ones that they think are W's. There is no reason that any of these people would think this was a horrible idea before hearing the 'twist' unless they all understood that trans women can be clocked immediately, at a glance, by everyone.

Nothing more to add but

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Yes, that's exactly right. This, along with a lot of the comments, are fucking hilarious with this in mind:

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Truly the best L's posted by trannies are the ones that they think are W's. There is no reason that any of these people would think this was a horrible idea before hearing the 'twist' unless they all understood that trans women can be clocked immediately, at a glance, by everyone.

Nothing more to add but

If anything, this whole retarded premise does nothing but reinforce the idea that the only way a tranny could successfully fool a real woman is by having someone in authority lie to their fucking faces about the true nature of the situation.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Regretfully, the Trannies are at it again.

Reduxx booted off Patreon.

https://x.com/reduxxmag/status/1856013196638793770?s=46&t=TMUOZCqGbx3Pv9MjeQqrig

 

[Procrastinhater]

Regretfully, the Trannies are at it again.

Reduxx booted off Patreon.

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https://x.com/reduxxmag/status/1856013196638793770?s=46&t=TMUOZCqGbx3Pv9MjeQqrig

Thats another fucking thing Trump should make a point of stopping with the GOP having the House and the Senate. These sick fucks have used their deplatforming/debanking bullshit for too long unchecked. There needs to be some penalty for companies that can be proved to have bowed to these mass reporting cancellation campaigns by what is a tiny minority of increasingly unpopular fetishists.
The Gender Cults stranglehold on our society needs to be broken. This is a tiny minority of deviants that use their infiltration of tech and the media to have a negative effect on public discourse, Freedom of Speech, information and legislation that completely outweighs their place in and value to society.
It needs to stop.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Thats another fucking thing Trump should make a point of stopping with the GOP having the House and the Senate. These sick fucks have used their deplatforming/debanking bullshit for too long unchecked. There needs to be some penalty for companies that can be proved to have bowed to these mass reporting cancellation campaigns by what is a tiny minority of increasingly unpopular fetishists.
The Gender Cults stranglehold on our society needs to be broken. This is a tiny minority of deviants that use their infiltration of tech and the media to have a negative effect on public discourse, Freedom of Speech, information and legislation that completely outweighs their place in and value to society.
It needs to stop.

At least substack and X seem unassailable still.
Personally, I’d like to see the end of Gofundmes for “top surgery” and “bottom surgery”. It’s sick that they profit off of showcasing mental illness grifts.

Libs: No minors get trans surgery.

Gofundme:

 

[the inconfident]

At least substack and X seem unassailable still.
Personally, I’d like to see the end of Gofundmes for “top surgery” and “bottom surgery”. It’s sick that they profit off of showcasing mental illness grifts.

Libs: No minors get trans surgery.

Gofundme:
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Very brave of little pooner naming herself Atlas when she can't even carry the weight of her breasts.

 

[mmm semen]

Truly the best L's posted by trannies are the ones that they think are W's. There is no reason that any of these people would think this was a horrible idea before hearing the 'twist' unless they all understood that trans women can be clocked immediately, at a glance, by everyone.

Nothing more to add but

This is about a pooner, but I remember busting out loling when I saw a clip of Buck Angel (the most passible tranny) get clocked by the black lady on Howard Stern the second she entered the room and said, "Guess my secret".