Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
He's undergoing some form of Transbolglimfication for sure, I think it's that he's entering middle age biologically so that last flush of youth" he has is finally leaving him and he's turning into his final form.
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That last time he looked anything close to his real age was when he cleaned up and trimmed his beard for Jessica.
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Ponzo said:
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Oh skyGod please NOOOO. Boglim's razor really did it this time.
The part of me from highschool finally has an answer to wondering.
"Hey what would happen if the two retards got into an argument about themselves."
A never ending feedback loop of the same retarded shit over and over.
 
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Hard R said:
it feels like he's not gonna stop talking about her until one of them is dead and it's PISSING ME OFFFF
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he is stuck in an autistic loop now and it wont go away until something new can take its place. i would also not be surprised if trolls are constantly getting him worked up by telling him things NAL is saying as well. the only thing that can save us now is if NAL gets arrested for hanging around behind walmart constantly with her tits out for some reason or one of them dies.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
He can actually get in trouble with this shit….

Not sure the revenge porn laws in either state but he’s creeping into actual legal trouble — if not already there
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You just know the a-logs immediately began trying to report him to the cyber police for revenge porn the second that stupid shirt dropped. There’s a good chance some retard buddy troll is in his ear giving him ideas to do this shit and egging him on. But it’s also just as likely that he really is that retarded with no outside influence so, y’know, I digress.
 
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Kinda hard to say it’s not revenge porn when you put this shit in the item info
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If something like this was done with a little more finesse, this could've been lauded as a bold political statement about turning the tables on domestic abusers and generating your own financial compensation from the trauma.

Alas, this is how Cobes does it.
 
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