Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[thejackal2]

Congrats Anna you walked through an airport!

@Narwhal it's not that accurate, especially when anna is swinging her big ole' arms. It's telling she only got 7.25 miles and three flights tracked she should be closer to 9-10 miles with accurate steps, even at her height. Regardless 7.25 miles is like 700 calories and like +400 more than just sitting in your ass. That's a drop in the bucket. That's 2.5 of those cookies that she ordered a dozen of.

 

[Narwhal]

I wonder how accurate any smartwatch would be on her. Like how can it register accurately a step taken by her what with her gargantuan proportions

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

AUTISM AHEAD.

According to multiple sites online, the average stride length of a 5'10" female is 29". I am this height, and my own stride is 30" at a comfortable walk, likely thanks to that being the standard stride length when marching in formation and that having stuck with me. This means that the average female, over the course of the 20,053 steps the watch recorded, would travel 581,537". This corresponds to 48461.4167 feet, or 9.178 miles.

Reversing this, we can take that 7.25 miles, figure out that she travelled 38,280 feet, which then correlates to 459,360 inches. This gives us a calculated stride length of 22".

Using videos of Anna walking, I'd say this 22" stride is rather generous - she regularly displays a stride closer to 17".

That said, the Apple watch is doing its absolute best, and likely counting her outward sway of her hip into her stride. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that it somehow came to the conclusion that she can't take a normal stride forward.

Using my estimate for her actual stride, she'd be more in the ballpark of 5.38 miles (and that's assuming that every last one of those recorded steps is an actual step and not just an arm waggle).

Still, not bad, and if she's actually walking this within her limits instead of hopping or 'running' like a motherfucking retard on a vision quest to make her knees explode, congratulations are in order.

 

[thejackal2]

AUTISM AHEAD.

According to multiple sites online, the average stride length of a 5'10" female is 29". I am this height, and my own stride is 30" at a comfortable walk, likely thanks to that being the standard stride length when marching in formation and that having stuck with me. This means that the average female, over the course of the 20,053 steps the watch recorded, would travel 581,537". This corresponds to 48461.4167 feet, or 9.178 miles.

Reversing this, we can take that 7.25 miles, figure out that she travelled 38,280 feet, which then correlates to 459,360 inches. This gives us a calculated stride length of 22".

Using videos of Anna walking, I'd say this 22" stride is rather generous - she regularly displays a stride closer to 17".

That said, the Apple watch is doing its absolute best, and likely counting her outward sway of her hip into her stride. I'm actually pleasantly surprised that it somehow came to the conclusion that she can't take a normal stride forward.

Using my estimate for her actual stride, she'd be more in the ballpark of 5.38 miles (and that's assuming that every last one of those recorded steps is an actual step and not just an arm waggle).

Still, not bad, and if she's actually walking this within her limits instead of hopping or 'running' like a motherfucking retard on a vision quest to make her knees explode, congratulations are in order.

She'll get lucky to get 10k in the rest of the week let's be honest. She's housebound most days. It ludicrous the amount of wool pulling she does to herself and her willingly naive audience.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Shes memory holing the 10k and stating shes doing couch to 5k now.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

A while back, Anna replied to yet another stupid vacuous comment on Threads and said she wears her smart watch around her cankle at the gym.

Why do these fat bitches lie so much? And so badly? We can literally see all your dirty secret eating on your piggy face and wrestler's neck, Anna. You're not a super-special-genetics and lipedema-ridden fatty. You're just a constantly gorging slob who won't admit it. Keep spending your money on whackadoo shit though because it's obviously working.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Three months post-surgery and crushing it

She acts like her spot-treatment liposuction was a heart transplant. I can't imagine the drama if she ever had to get a real surgery.

. You're not a super-special-genetics and lipedema-ridden fatty.

Spoiler: My 600 Pound Life Sperg

I'd love to see her in Dr Now's office trying to bullshit him. You know she'd swear up and down that she eats like she's 150 lbs.

My favorite part of MSHPL is when the patient first sits in Dr Now's office and he says, "Tell me about your eating habit". Then he stares and waits.

The fatty almost always lies out their fat ass, and there's usually an enabler sitting next to them lying too. One women looked uncomfortable and said, "Well...sometimes I eat an orange or a yogurt cup..."

Then Dr Now tells them they have to be eating 8000 calories a day to be that big, and the fatty is shocked someone figured out their secret. That's Anna in a nut shell.

If she was just a little older I'm sure we'd be hearing all about her fibro, instead she's going for POTS/MCAS "muh swelling."

In a couple years, if she can last that long, it's going to be "fibro" and a scooter. She can still do 60 second Tiktok dances right now, but those days will be over soon. Then it's "muh disability journey, much inspirational!"

 

[porkypork99]

that 20k steps in a day is pure lies....20k for a regular person isnt that easy,now add 400-450 pounds on your back and try it again.....ID bet her heart would give up after 4k steps in a day.

 

[thejackal2]

that 20k steps in a day is pure lies....20k for a regular person isnt that easy,now add 400-450 pounds on your back and try it again.....ID bet her heart would give up after 4k steps in a day.

smaller the bottle bigger the drunk; more step count bragging the bigger the deathfat.

Seriously, I've never or maybe once in a blue moon heard a normal 40 year old bragging about step count. Bench press? Mile time? Yea, sure. But step count? That's for fatties and seniors.

 

[OttoWest]

What is this? I hesitate to even call it an outfit: docs, compression tights, booty shorts, an ugly Christmas sweater all topped with a hat stolen from someone’s Village People Halloween costume.

This isn’t even something you put together when it’s the middle of the night and your house is on fire. It’s the fashion equivalent of Homer’s improvised meal of pie crust, cloves and Tom Collins mix. Is it some kind of Swiftie thing? Surely we are meant to laugh.

 

[porkypork99]

smaller the bottle bigger the drunk; more step count bragging the bigger the deathfat.

Seriously, I've never or maybe once in a blue moon heard a normal 40 year old bragging about step count. Bench press? Mile time? Yea, sure. But step count? That's for fatties and seniors.

she cant even walk properly but were supposed to believe that she can do 20k steps???
im in top 1% of male shape and 20k isnt even common for me. shes also claiming she did it walking in airports so we have to include an extra backpack or some sort of carry ons....madness.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Seriously, I've never or maybe once in a blue moon heard a normal 40 year old bragging about step count

And I’ve never seen one in compression tights, booty shorts, and a cropped Christmas cardigan…but here we are.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Couch to 5k and then, it's on to training for the Special Olympics!
When is a big stinging bug going to fly into her always open mouth? She's long overdue.
I recommend watching her sultry strutting vid on .25 speed. It's... uhhh... I don't even know. She's seriously deformed. How does Jon keep a straight face?

 

[Clotso Coof]

And I’ve never seen one in compression tights, booty shorts, and a cropped Christmas cardigan…but here we are.

Don't forget the gay chauffeur's hat. That's the chef's kiss for me.

The "booty shorts" look like they're supposed to be 5 inch inseam shorts. But they're up to Anna's vag because they're too small, like everything else Anna wears. They've got to be at least a 4x too. Amberlynn Reid could fit into them.

The compression tights are screaming in pain. If they rip, they're going to make that Indian Jones whip crack noise and hit someone in the face.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

This isn’t even something you put together when it’s the middle of the night and your house is on fire. It’s the fashion equivalent of Homer’s improvised meal of pie crust, cloves and Tom Collins mix. Is it some kind of Swiftie thing? Surely we are meant to laugh.

I genuinely believe that if Anna could have styled herself after any female musician, it would have been Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill, whether she knew of her or Bikini Kill by name or not. She is a smidge too young to have been a part of the Riot Grrrl scene, had there been one in Chagrin Falls, but I see her dress in certain ways sometimes that really make me think a 12 year old Anna really wanted to wear torn fishnets under a plaid skirt or denim shorts, but her parents wouldn’t let her.

She has a strange fixation on ”punk,” but she also has no idea what it is. She did that one “punk” makeup look which I always thought looked like the replicant from blade runner (plus 500lbs).



But ultimately, I think she wishes she has been able to pull off the preppy punk girl look. These are just screen shots from a Pinterest search of “riot grrrl” but if you don’t know the look, this is basically the look:





Mom and dad O’Brien never would have let her get away with it, getting her a guitar was as far as they’d go, not that she ever wrote a 3-chord mosh pit anthem or anything (because, effort), so she learned to “like” mainstream music. I don’t know if she likes music at all, to be honest, I think she’s just doing the Swiftie thing because it‘s trendy.

If she liked music, she would pick better songs for her TikTok videos. She recently posted that one of her and Tracey and Jon with the “oh, it’s magic” song over it. If she had any connection to music, she probably would have noticed that “Oh it‘s magic“ has been changed to “Oh, Ozempic!” and not used it on her video. The jingle was even parodied by Lizzo, after South Park Lampooned her, to the point where she even dressed up as Ozempic/Lizzo for Halloween. That’s how far the Ozempic branding has gotten, but Anna doesn’t seem to know. It’s like she doesn’t recognize music or have any memory for it.

Music and fashion are very closely linked, and I think her inability to dress herself appropriately is somehow also related to, or a symptom of, whatever keeps her from connecting to music. Anna’s lack of musical preference or experience has always intrigued me, and I don’t know where I’m going with this, but there’s something going on here that I can’t quite put my finger on.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The amount of thigh rub is… remarkable

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[glass_houses]

Music and fashion are very closely linked, and I think her inability to dress herself appropriately is somehow also related to, or a symptom of, whatever keeps her from connecting to music. Anna’s lack of musical preference or experience has always intrigued me, and I don’t know where I’m going with this, but there’s something going on here that I can’t quite put my finger on.

ADHD... and possibly a certain amount of tone deafness too. I like music very much but I'm slightly tone deaf, and I have to "learn" a song in order to hear and follow it properly. It's something that requires a certain amount of repetition and concentration, and if Anna has a similar issue, that's not going to sit well with that squirmy brain of hers.

It's pretty common for someone to enjoy the fashion or look associated with certain types of media, but not the media itself.

 

[Potatis Salad]

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This video really shows the impact to her knees, good god. It hurts to watch.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Slowing that down to 0.25 speed is terrifying.

Spoiler: Running bullshit - fatties who hate fitness chat, scroll on!

Heel striking on endurance runs isn't bad (in fact, it's the most efficient strike for longer runs and is the preferred strike for nearly all distance runners). However, overstriding is a problem and that can lead to shin and ankle injuries (shin splints are common from heel strikes on overstrides). Why do I bring this up?

Because overstriding into heel strikes was something RunLab SPECIFICALLY pointed out to her and told her to avoid. And she's still doing it (but only with the left foot - the right foot is striking properly).

With the right foot, she's... almost midfoot striking (whereas she's heel striking with the left foot). This is the best strike for overweight runners, in all actuality. But note I said almost - that's because midfoot striking isn't flatfoot striking (which is what she's actually doing) but rather landing on the outer edge of the foot and then rolling it flat such that the heel and ball strike at the same time.

Overstriding is where your foot hits the ground well ahead of your body. For the lowest probability of damage to your body and the most energy savings, your foot should contact the ground below your body's center of mass. Strikes slightly forward of the body are acceptable as long as loading of the foot is accomplished by the time the body is over the foot, not while the foot is still ahead, as preloading prior to the foot being under the body places considerable strain on the joints and shins.

But then again, Anna is Anna and will do what Anna wishes because she's always right. And it's not like she's running anyway as her back foot is still in contact with the ground while her lead foot is overextended and striking.

BTW, for proper striking clearly demonstrated, here is a little video by an Olympic runner.